How would you describe yourself in three words?
Burnout alcoholic slacker.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
I would insult the concept of multinational exploitation of labor.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
What is one thing you refuse to share?
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
Repeating dreams about Bond villains.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Cigarettes and cigars.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Gaelic and Yiddish.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Jessica Rabbit (cheat).
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
I would demand more for paying you a hundred dollars, Miss.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
"Magic Man" by Heart (a Mescalotoros choice).
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
What is your guilty pleasure?
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Chinese red sausage, on a charcoal grill.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?