Twenty Answers
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Probably.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
I feel like teleportation is probably the most practical. I don't like commutes.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Sounds better than living to be 80.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
A lot of them liked to fight.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
The Rick Roll.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
The world record for being the richest person ever.
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Much, much worse.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
Abercrombie & Fitch as a whole.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Playing video games.
What one toy do you wish never existed?
I don't know, man. I don't play with toys.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
I feel like I am obligated to say cancer here.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
https://youtu.be/MyvwacFNPxc
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
I'm having a hard time thinking of anything interesting.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
M. That letter probably has some shit going on.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I accidentally melted plastic onto my knuckle and it melted my skin there.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Probably their fries, despite knowing it would be awful.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
My compass broke once.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Ponchos.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
I had to go to the ER at 3 in the morning when I was a small child because I was vomitting blood during a really bad case of food poisoning. I don't know if it was life threatening, but if it was, I suppose the doctor saved my life.