Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Letting my sleep schedule go out of control.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Hotdog with chilli, bacon & nacho cheese.
Double smash burger deep fried in tempura.
A sub from Sheetz or WaWas.
Strawberries with chocolate fondue.
Apple with caramel dip.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Teleportation. It'd be nice to feel free in a more tactile way.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
Not a movie, but I was terrified as Barney as a child.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Little Nicky, I think? It was really funny when I was that old.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
I don't know if I have an answer to this? Maybe Edison? He'd be easy to fight.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Not sure on a new name. I'd probably move to Sweden. Heck yeah, Sweden.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Smell. I do too much with my hands, eyes, and ears to give one of those up. I really love food -- and though it'd be muted without smell, I'd like to keep my taste.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Probably bass. I really love a good bass line.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Is ego a disease?
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Form a colony using the emergency supplies and name my new city "McPlane Crasharia". Form a barter-based socialist economy. Declare the pigeon as our national animal. There are always fucking pigeons.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
My first CD was one I'd burned, and it contained a list of emo tracks for me to listen to in middle school.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Crispy sourdough, bacon, lettuce, mayo, salt & pepper, a lot of turkey.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?