Twenty Answers
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Sergei Chernov, Moscow
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I don't have any scars.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
The 1980s.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Chestnut.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Jeff Bezos, transfer money to myself.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Turned on a fire alarm, blamed it on my brother. Did not get punished.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
Yeezys.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Nope.
What country would you never want to visit?
Somalia.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Modelling glue and paints.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Nope.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Smoked, hah.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
I'd have to think about it.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
John F. Kennedy
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Fire-breather.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Coffee.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Try to invest it into something worthwhile.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Papers, Please theme song.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
None.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Andy Warhol.
