What is something you are currently obsessed with?
It's a tie between Nuclear Throne and The Adventure Zone.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
I wouldn't, because I can't be trusted to not alter the timeline and accidentally fuck up the universe.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Probably something to do with stealing.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
Well, that's all relative. My '10' is probably not as bad as someone else's '10'.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Become a successful anything.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Motherfucker I'd dress in drag for free.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Shit yes. Step one of my fifty step plan to hurl giant moon rocks at Earth with a mass driver.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Yeah. I'd park wherever the fuck I want and steal shit.
What is the last book you read?
I recently reread Snow Crash, but the last NEW book I read was Karen Memory, a story about steampunk brothel workers fighting The Man with the aid of lesbianism, power armor and nitroglycerin. A+ would read again.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Some cheap piece of shit Samsung flip phone.
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Somehow even more overpriced and terrible.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Aladdin, fuck you.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
It's just a slap, why not?
What board game do you hate the most?
The fucking mouse trap game that you have to set up three million moving parts for.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Pay off my medical bills.