What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Yeah. Man or woman drag. I'm personally female. I want 25 bucks.
What is the last book you read?
Thus Spoke Zarathustra. Weird book
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
this confuses me. 1019. duh? Can I go back less? This is worded badly
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
No one. I'm a pacifist
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
I would save this incredible power for when I am old and have more of a firm knowledge on how to best use my single use ability. Or maybe assemble a dream team of scientists and ethicists and philosophers or somethin'
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No, because that ice cream is not good. Ya gotta go to Cold Stone! Ice cream truck stuff is worse than not eating ice cream. You all are ice cream plebs I'm sorry I had to say it
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit, cause they're all so happy
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Pooped in the bathtub when I was like five, but no, not in my pants.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Not really a person who cares about fashion trends. I wear what I want to wear- and usually look like either an idiot or blend into the crowd. I reallllly do love soft stuff though. Not fluffy things, just soft cottony materials n stuff. So that, I guess
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Heart disease, cause its common maybe. idk
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
I ate a wasp larvae in Japan. It's called hachinoko! It was actually really tasty.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Bo Burnham, cause his songs get stuck in my head
Have you thrown up in a car?
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited, cause I could vacation there sometimes or sell it
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Women: wear loads of makeup. Men: i was gonna say have penises but that sounds kinda rude and sexist against guys so instead I'll say pick-up artists
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
20. Seems pretty good
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Donate all of it to charity or I couldn't live with myself. Share the love right?
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Knowledge of sound mixing will help me distract zombies by making them think they're in a community theater production of Seussical the Musical as I simultaneously apply their microphones flawlessly and scour the internet for appropriately apocalyptic but free-spirited, cartoonish, and imaginative sound effects
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Judge. You didn't ask me why so HA