What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
None. I'm scared of everything. Hahahaha.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Somewhere in the Amazon after acquiring a way to kill off all the giant lethal bugs.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
No one has ever impressed me, sadly.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
Hahahahaha no comment.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
DOOM DOODOOOM DOOMY DOOM DOOM DODOODOOM
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
There are no ice cream trucks in the real life Mix. Just carts. I have flagged down a couple, yes.
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Tough to choose when you're a One Piece fan.
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
I have not had the pleasure of this experience.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Boiled duck embryo. It isn't bad. Just don't stare too long into the grey eyes of the dead fetus duckling.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Confidence and Sarcasm.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
None stick to my mind enough for me to remember... It takes some effort to move me profoundly with humor.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Depends on whether or not I'll have access to the good shit and locations that come with being a hobbit or elf. Would prefer unlimited scrolls of knowledge though. Copy-paste all of that.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
Wouldn't I only be able to visit the period 1,000 years back, in this case? Unfortunately, all the periods from before will likely get me killed (from plague to sabertooths) so I'll maybe pass.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
The placement of a single grain of sand on a beach, just as an experiment to see if every single fuckin' thing really -does- affect the future timelines.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
I don't read magazines enough to have an inkling of an answer for this.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
My dog. I'd like to observe how she would act as a human being, if she maintains her loving canine personality or turns into a jaded entity.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Tempted to say a few philosophers' names but I don't want to have to barefoot pilgrimage my way through a road trip. Let's just go with Einstein.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Stealing an ancient artifact holding vast knowledge from centuries upon centuries past. And being able to use it, of course.