Whats the worst job you've ever had?
anything I've done in food service... brutal
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
I don't really watch TV... but probably some of the Lanisters...
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
most difference making human ever
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Illegally Blind: The Story About the Man with a Story
What country would you never want to visit?
anywhere in the Middle East
already did this...
Would you dress in drag for $25?
depends, but probably not honestly
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
probably the fact that I was crying about something dumb
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Trump, so I could shut him up for a day
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Arabic, which I'm working on, and probably pig Latin
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
nah, can't see em
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
probably super small, or just memory chips
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Have you thrown up in a car?
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
So Small by Carrie Underwood
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?