Twenty Answers
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
I'd probably get the number randomly. More fun that way, I think.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Ugh, mosquitoes. fuck them, seriously.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Not sure, I have a bad memory when It comes to remembering the movies I've seen. Instead, I'll just say that I love the office.
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Sokka from The Last Airbender. He was hilarious to me as a kid
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Nah. I feel like 200 years old is that perfect sweetspot of not only having to see your children die, but also your grandchildren. It's either immortal or no dice.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
I actually have six senses(its true, believe me) so I'd just give up my third eye and get to keep the rest.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Can I say the frog from the princess and the frog?
Have you thrown up in a car?
Not that I remember, but I've probably blocked that memory so who knows?
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Not that I remember, but I've probably blocked that memory so who knows?
Has anyone ever saved your life?
Duh, obviously the president.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
I'm still underage, so definitely coffee. Although I have had to give it up recently, actually. It got the point where two espresso shots didn't faze me, so I'm going to give it a break for awhile.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
OMG, this one time I slept in one!
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
That weird bandanna thing people wear on their heads. Not sure what it's called. Also, why are man buns not just called buns?
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Togas.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
50/50? Pretty sure it's higher than that. Anyway, I'd take the money then pay someone half of the 500k (so 250k) to dress like me and do it instead. Oh, did you say a million? That's weird, I could have swore I heard 500k....
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Kim Possible. I used to kiss the TV. It was a weird time.
What is the last book you read?
Discworld! I think I binged around 3 books before putting it down. Planning on picking it back up soon though.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Duh, the president's obviously. (not this one though)
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"It could be worse.", with the current chapter being: "And then it got worse."
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Look up an AskReddit thread with this title and see what the top comment is.
