Twenty Answers
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
lawyer
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
writing/sci-fi
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
pay bills
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Furby
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
Sheldon Cooper
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
N/A
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
clairvoyance
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
N/A
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
there is no heaven
Have you ever saved someones life?
yes
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
5
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Steve Hofstetter, his "Heckler" videos, also, I like his heavy (mean) approach to comedy
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Ariel
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
N/A
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
Japan 794
Has anyone ever saved your life?
nope
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
N/A... probably Bees but too late because the Bee movie exists
Would you dress in drag for $25?
yes
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
probably learn braile and buy "text to speech" software