What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
That bit from the third LOTR movie that showed how Smeagol became Gollum.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Bob Ross. That would be chill as fuck.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
The Emperor's New Groove.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Immature, lazy, and, pudgy. Yeah.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
I dunno, sounds like it would be way harder than Earth life. And probably expensive. I think I'd pass.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Like a bite or two of octopus when I was a kid?
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Depends on where, but... Probably. Could use the money.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
I never really had ANY crushes, celebrity or otherwise.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Either 4 Chords or How To Write A love Song, both by The Axis of Awesome.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit, definitely. Hobbit life sounds chill as fuck.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Once I teared up when someone teased me as a kid. Either that, or the time I was playing Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure and got REALLY frustrated at one tricky platforming section.
But you could argue that stuff from when you were a kid doesn't count. In that case, uh... Too personal to share tbh.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Chicken nugger. That, or double cheeseburger.
I am not a healthy person.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
I've only ever had one job so far and it was as a dishwasher, so there is literally no other option but that one.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
7-8 from that time I got defibrillated. Twice.
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Probably Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove, if that counts. He's such a sweet boy and I just wanna hug him.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
Swords of all kinds!
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Taste. I could finally eat healthy without hating the taste of it.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
None, tbh. If that ever happens, I'm fucked, in all likelihood . I'd probably just off myself if it did.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Fuck no. I am by NO means qualified for any sort of significant leadership position.