Twenty Answers
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Blue
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Stage-hand.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Was accussed of laundering money at the age of eight and subsequently investigated by the FBI.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
No.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Mitch Hedberg. Perfect timing.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Jasmine.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Redwood.
Who would you hate to see naked?
Donald J. Trump.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Maguro, saba, tamago, sake, and kani.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Heorin addiction.
Have you thrown up in a car?
Yes.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
No.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
John Carmack.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Left eyeball, which I cut by accident on a thorn in the bamboo forest in which I grew up.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Arby's.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Addicted to information.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
The 2005 United States Formula 1 Grand Prix.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Yes.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Visit Egypt.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Enma Ai.
