Nineteen Answers
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Nope. You gotta pump the numbers up. 1 million dollars might do the trick, though.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
I don't watch TV.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Yeah.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
n/a
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit. Definitely a Hobbit - I mean, I get to eat all the time!
What country would you never want to visit?
Dunno... Canada.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Clown.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
*Looks around the room.* Well, I see a plethora of Gatorade bottles - does that count?
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Heh.
What is your guilty pleasure?
W-What kind of question is this?!
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Probably break down and cry :)
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Well, the first thing I would do is go to a financial counselor to give me advice.
What board game do you hate the most?
I haven't played a board game in a long time.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Where I'm most comfortable.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
I think all animals go to heaven, regardless of the conditions.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Fuck no!
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Well you see, I got this 'smiley' scar on my left-hand index finger knuckle. I was just a wee lad and I was sharpening a pencil an odd way, so I slipped and knicked my knuckle.
Had it ever since.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Piano. Definitely piano.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I was running in the dark. An airport perhaps? I was trying to find my parents, but eventually this... Gold fish with a human jaw and teeth told me to wake up before I forget how? So, I woke up in a cold sweat. Freaky dream.
