Fifteen Answers
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
What board game do you hate the most?
Monopoly. It's fucking boring.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
Six
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Yes, committing arson towards fascists.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Coffee
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
No
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
I don't watch TV.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
No
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
No
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
No
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Dorian Electra
What country would you never want to visit?
"Israel," though I would LOVE to visit Palestine.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
I wouldn't; stasis is boring.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Yes
