Twenty Answers
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Judge. I'm not very assertive.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Jack of Very Few Trades
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Fiship
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Sherlock Holmes (the RDJ one). I'd get my ass kicked, but it'd be interesting.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Piano. I already play it, and it's very fun.
Have you thrown up in a car?
Nope.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
PB+J. I'm a fan of the classics.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Japanese and Russian. I see them the most.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
John Mulaney.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit. Love their crazy little towns.
What board game do you hate the most?
Any game where one small faction works against the whole. I hate having to betray people.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Left middle finger. A plate straight-up exploded in my hands. Probably a temperature thing, but I still don't know for sure why.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Viktor Pejik, and I would live in a tiny Russian town.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Rapunzel.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
H. It's my favorite letter, plus it has halberds in it.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendy's. Their stuff just straight up sucks.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Popular Science.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Superman, or something similar. It'd be nice to have an invincible protector of the people.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Cheese Fishwich.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Buy a fuckload of Magic cards.
