If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
Video games, including retail boxes for digital downloads.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
I'm not sure. A lawyer's job is to help their client by finding the right laws and precedence to apply to a case, but a judge is often empowered to give leniency in the spirit of the law, which might otherwise harshly punish a just cause.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Of the ones I've eaten from, Taco Bell. Not much there for me.
What country would you never want to visit?
Anywhere I can't find good internet.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Nachos with added salt.
Describe your own personal heaven.
Gamers everywhere, hold the salt.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Maple. TAKE MY SYRUP. TAKE IT.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
It's been a long time, but I think it was the Lion King on Broadway soundtrack. I don't remember when.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Anxiety coupled with a tendency to over-analyze. I might not have the muscle, but I'd be one of the people figuring out how to use and abuse the way they behave.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
I haven't even heard one since I was a kid. But I probably would, given the chance.
Describe your own personal hell.
I really shouldn't.
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
Whichever Lannister in Game of Thrones is getting the most screentime. Except Tyrion.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
New Game Plus, so I could start over and do it right, dammit.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
See if my phone has signal. If so, call for help. If not, think about where the plane was going, and try to orient myself based on local flora. Worst case, proceed downhill to water, then along water to civilization, trying not to die along the way.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
I feel so uncultured. Picasso?
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
South Korea or Japan. Once I learn the language.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
I'd drop a few gaming computers off in Sweden.