Twenty Answers
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
I don't have one because it's not 1987.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
No.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
French Dip.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
No.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Yes.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Cookies.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Panda,
Spider Monkey,
Bald Eagle,
Siberian Tiger, and
Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Contrabassoon.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
I believe in big feet.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Beat up my bullies.
Describe your own personal hell.
Work.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
No.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
No.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
Tattoos.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Those tiny octopus things from the Chinese buffet.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Andy Warhol
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
No.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Closer.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Honey Badger.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Disappointed.
