Twenty Answers
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Smell/taste. Then I'd be able to eat gross things for bet money.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Redwood
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Knitting.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
(all vegan) Meatball, pepperoni, cheese, fresh baked bread, lettuce, tomato, marinara sauce, onion, spinach, parmesan, oregano, pepper, cayenne and a dash of buffalo sauce.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
George Carlin, he is the most relatable and the dark humor in his books is unpredictable.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Sure.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Fuck no.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Fat people falling.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
The Trail of Tears.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Escrow. People's mortgages are not fun.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Nah, I'm a down-to-earth kind of gal.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Sure.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Nobody so far I think.
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
That baseball card collector from Better Call Saul.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
Eh, people don't care nowadays.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Burning down Walmart.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No, I'm not that into sweets.
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Naruto Headbands.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
Figure Skating
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Full bangs cut way too short.
