Eventually, I want to expand this to include sector specific responses that can automagically use appropriate encryption keys...and maybe convince Slither have a few of these spawn corpses or Momento NPC scripts.
Please let me know if you have any comments or complaints.
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uses $sic_script
//Let’s get some happy little variables to make our scripts randomly make no fucking sense at all.
"gang" => "The Bringers", "The Arteries", etc
"person" => "Miranda Wu", "Doc McClure", "Judge Volkyre", etc
"street" => "Fuller Street", "Death Row and Fuller", "the Knife's Hilt", etc
"penis" => "cock", "dick", "prick", etc
"action" => "apologize", "suck a man off", "die", etc
"corp" => "Genetek", "NLM", "Skywatch", etc
"bar" => "the Drome", "Carnal", "Carnal Desires", etc
"drug" => "Endo", "Endoprine", "V", etc
"cloth" => "coat", "blazer", "tie", etc
"archetype" => "meat puppet", "joe boy", "razor grrl", etc
“Location” => “The Black Drome”, “Grunen’s Tavern - Bar”, Deji Pachi - Bar”, etc
“Sector” => “Red”, “Green”, “Gold”, “Blue”
“Device” => “ied”, “incendiary”, “sonic”
“Venue” => “bar”, “shop”, “street”, “corp”, “clinic”, “mall”, etc
randalias "%alias" "male"
randalias "%alias2" "male"
randalias "%alias3" "male"
randalias "%alias4" "wtf does this even do?"
Start “boom”
// Let’s Characterize the Device Type and Venue. TBD wider range of venues and sectors.
Label “boom”
If %device=incendiary and %venue=bar
Start “burn_bar”
elseif %device=ied and %venue=bar
Start “frag_bar”
elseif %device=sonic and %venue=bar
Start “sonic_bar”
elseIf %device=incendiary and %venue=shop
Start “burn_shop”
elseIf %device=ied and %venue=shop
Start “frag_shop”
elseIf %device=sonic and %venue=shop
Start “sonic_shop”
elseIf %device=incendiary and %venue=street
Start “burn_street”
elseIf %device=ied and %venue=street
Start “frag_street”
If %device=sonic and %venue=street
Start “sonic_street”
Endif
// Our example script quickly sorts from 5 pre-canned responses and selects one.
Label “burn_bar”
random "sico" 5
if equals %sico 1
start "burn_bar_a"
elseif equals %sico 2
start "burn_bar_b"
elseif equals %sico 3
start "burn_bar_c"
elseif equals %sico 4
start "burn_bar_d"
elseif equals %sico 5
Start “burn_bar_e”
endif
// TEMPLATE BELOW
Label “burn_bar_a”
Cmas %alias “YARRGH!! FIIIIRRREEEE!!!!!”
Pause 20
Cmas %alias2 “The %location is on fire!”
Pause 5
cmas %alias3 "We don’t need no water let the motherbaka burn!"
pause 10
cmas %alias3 "BURN!! MOTHERBAKA!! BURN!!!"
Stop
Label “burn_bar_b”
Cmas %alias “I am perfectly fine with the way events are unfolding.”
Pause 5
Cmas %alias2 “I’m not. Get the fuck out of my way! %Location is on fucking -FIRE- you genetic splatjob!
Pause 10
Cmas %alias3 “I WILL FUCKING CHEN MAYO THROUGH YOUR PUNK ASS.”
Stop
Label “burn_bar_c”
Cmas %alias “Bars on fire.”
Pause 5
Cmas %alias2 “%person did it! I -SAW- THEM!!!”
Stop
Label “burn_bar_d”
Cmas %alias “MYYY LLLLEGGGSSS!!!!”
Pause 10
Cmas %alias “Please...somebody help...please…”
Pause 10
Cmas %alias “I c-can’t see. There’s too much smoke! Help!!”
Pause 10
Cmas %alias “Tell %person I love them.”
stop
Label “burn_bar_e
Cmas %alias2 “We need the servants of Anor!”
Pause 5
Cmas %alias “B-B-Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. B-Bomb. Bomb. BOMB!! I’m a BOMBADIER!!!”
Pause 15
Cmas %alias3 “MEDIC AT %LOCATION!!”
Pause 10
Cmas %alias “Boom. BOOM. BOOM!!!”
stop”
