|-||zeezenfrozen||1m||stay goofin', gaffin', always laffin'|
|a||Mench||5h||Doing a bit of everything.|
|-||ReeferMadness||2h||May the bridges I burn light the way.|
|And 15 more hiding and/or disguised|
More than that, it allows better coordination with dyeing things -- if the tease is 'I tug on my blue shirt with a smile', and I dye the shirt red, now the tease doesn't make sense any more. That's one of the reasons I think the %color substitution exists, to allow for dyeing objects.
%color does work in wear and remove, so incidental messages do have some precedent.