It would be cool if @temp_place took precedence over seated state when it came to the descriptions of people in a room, so you could sit down at a table (and be considered seated, from the perspective of the game) but also do so in a custom way.
|-||LegerdemainMouse||1s||always sleepy zzzzz|
|-||zeezenfrozen||26s||stay goofin', gaffin', always laffin'|
|-||Ryuzaki4Days||10m||Take drugs. Kill a bear.|
|-||ReeferMadness||1h||May the bridges I burn light the way.|
|And 16 more hiding and/or disguised|