... and drag it off, whistling.
Body bags, or rugs, or tarps or a cloth ... like a shroud.. but for corpses!
something to hide the identity of that pesky body as you drag it through the mix...
See, while the physical details "vanish" once someone dies (i don't get how that's logical.. but eh...)
The title "Bobs corpse" is still visible and if someone looks at the corpse they will know that it's "Bobs corpse" and they see that it's a -fresh- "Bob's corpse" and then they eye you nervously and ask you what you're doing with "Bobs corpse" and you have to say something silly like "Er... I found it?" and it's quite an ackward moment for everyone involved.
Now, if "Bobs corpse" was covered and all people saw was, "Goat Ninja is here, struggling with an oddly man-sized grocery bag in his arms." You might still have an ackward moment, but there is no knowledge of what -sort- of corpse you have. Female/male, how fresh.. etc etc. ...and you can always say it was a persian rug and a broken shower curtain that you hauled away from that abandoned alley... hey... its your word against theirs.
The drawback to neatly wraping up your corpse could be how quick you move with it to -keep- it hidden. Maybe if Goat Ninja's really unlucky an arm would flop out or something.
Me thinks that i need to stop posting about corpses...
VODKA SLURPEE! yar!
*edited for typos... always edited for them damned typos.*
HOW DO YOU SPELL WHISTLING!
(Edited by Bias at 2:42 am on July 30, 2003)