|-||zeezenfrozen||53s||stay goofin', gaffin', always laffin'|
|a||Mench||6h||Doing a bit of everything.|
|-||Ryuzaki4Days||11m||Take drugs. Kill a bear.|
|-||ReeferMadness||3h||May the bridges I burn light the way.|
|And 11 more hiding and/or disguised|
A ragged looking critter covered in filth and red splotches with a look of disdain for all authority.
Droopy eyes and meek arms reach from what looks like a pile of dust. Discernible within the rubble of its body is a sign covered in chinese writing, saying 'Remember me'.
A bright yellow, bulky looking critter that looks like it carries a pungent smell. Always on the lookout for corpses.
Flying Noodle Monster - A strange amalgamation of ramen noodles and mystery meat that's noodly appendages seem prehensile.
Akalumpa - A shadowy creature cloaked in a crimson robe with menacing claws and fangs.
Empty Suit - A well-pressed black suit that moves on its own.
Mr. Studd - A obnoxiously large phallus with googly eyes and wears an XtraSense Condoms jimmy hat.
Ms. Lana - A obnoxiously large hypodermic needle with ruby red lips.
Cup-o-Joey: A cup-of-joy that is possessed by a benign spirit that wants you to do good.
Diamond Lady: Very rare critter, that can be bought with 99k in micro transactions.
Chexxxy: A sexy looking cartoon yellow taxi cab. That can cast a charm ability on other critters.
Fragrant Foamy: The official quick kleen critter, a monster made out of hygenic green foam (comes in different smells, gotta smell them all!).
Slicer Chimera: A fusion critter that is made out of different splicer parts.
Bansupuro Mutant Dog: Pretty self explanatory, some dog critter that might be mutated and smells like the park.
Moloko Loko: A milk bar monster with multiple shooting udders of drugged milk, different effects depending on the drug. Might be one for each Moloko.
Grandpa's Ghost: Sponsored by afterthoughts memorial, how about a critter that looks like a hologram of our dead loved one? Keep them forever with you.
Desert Drake: A dune dragon based critter, could do the same with scorpions I guess.
Clone Demon Puddle critter: A critter that is a puddle of DCD vat goo that used to be the remains of a famous Solo. Said to be possessed by defective genes possessed by demons.
Fat Kat Cat: A FAT heaven cat that has a Katana, favorite critter of all the street sams.
Nano swarm: A swarm of nanos that flies like bees and can reshape itself to look like any other critter.
Botaloomba - A flat, disc-like critter with a thousand stockpile legs. Has three mouths on its underside that consume any spilled liquids.
Pullse - A leech-like, gyrating tube that clamps onto people's fingers. Bloats up as it sucks blood. Can expand to contain a human's entire blood supply.
Mary-Annette - A stuffed doll severed at the waist, howling in sadness. Crawls all over the earth in an endless pursuit to find its owner.
Phasemask - A foot-long spider-like creature that sits on humans' faces at night. Takes the shape of the person's face. During the day, likes to hang from ceilings.
Dissamblagio - A palm-side beetle-like critter that likes burrowing holes through living things.
Tighteye - A floating, disembodied giant eye encased in an orange, many-pronged shell. While it stares at you, your perception of time slows a hundred-fold.
Porpupp - A dog-like critter that performs mesmerizing dances. It leads those enraptured in its dance to certain death.
Febur - A cartoonish, spooky skeleton that plays musical instruments with human appendages.
Tridpir - A tapir-like creature that loves warmth and closeness with humans. When sleeping next to a human, it will feed on the human's pleasant dreams, and replace them with nightmares.
Platamari - A large, bloated, disembodied brain that continues to grow in size day after day. Makes squelching, gurgling noises and absorbs anything it touches.
Pants - A frayed pair of pants. They look barely wearable. Slowly eats anything wearing them.