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I just think the Judge's Locker room could use a bowl…
A righteous toilet of Justice, of course.
I mean, some of us REALLY have to go, y'know?
By Murphy at Feb 14, 2002, 1:10 PM
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Well damn if he get's toilet i want a ladies locker room
By allandra at Feb 14, 2002, 1:12 PM
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Doesn't anyone just pee in the shower anymore??
By Stonemonk at Feb 14, 2002, 2:28 PM
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LMFAO
Sorry..this topic was so long ago but thats really funny shit.
By Sidd at Feb 7, 2004, 4:45 PM
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yeah, I know! Allandra in a ladies locker room?! BUAHAHAHA!! Oh shit! *shot in the groin*
By Aikao at Feb 7, 2004, 11:14 PM
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in that case the locker room in NRH needs a shower too….
By Jotun at Feb 8, 2004, 12:00 AM
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Now that's just.. questionable.
By Aikao at Feb 8, 2004, 12:01 AM
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This reminds me of a article I read in Newsweek. There was a study done and they there are two different kinds of people. Those who sing in the shower and those who masturbate in the shower. They found 95% of people sing in the shower and 5% masturbate in the shower. But can anyone guess what song they found most people sing in the shower?
By Hirononbu at Feb 8, 2004, 9:45 AM
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By Sidd at Feb 8, 2004, 10:20 AM
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But can anyone guess what song they found most people sing in the shower?
Beats the heck outta me…
(I guess we know what percentage I fall into)
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Feb 8, 2004, 11:42 AM
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damn it keblar, how dare you take the punchline away from me!
By Hirononbu at Feb 8, 2004, 12:09 PM
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*glances at Kevlar's BgBB title*
Yup, and I think I can guess something else as well.
By Lotus at Feb 8, 2004, 12:11 PM
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Quote: from Jotun on 12:00 am on Feb. 8, 2004[br]in that case the locker room in NRH needs a shower too….
The lockerroom at the NRH is just that. A room for lockers. Why would they need a shower when all the rooms have them?
By Bixby at Feb 8, 2004, 2:24 PM
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because some people think all locker rooms have to be the same as the locker room at your local gym because the thought of just a room with lockers is too mind-boggling for them to handle…
sheesh.
By Kain at Feb 8, 2004, 3:14 PM
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By Hirononbu at Feb 8, 2004, 4:43 PM
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I think its definately "Singin in the Rain." Oh oh! Or "When I touch myself." I think that's what it's called..
By Lillith at Feb 8, 2004, 8:57 PM
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Or "When I touch myself." I think that's what it's called.
Did you mean Eve 6/Jack Off Jill/Genitortures song "I Touch Myself" with the (at the time) widely popular chorus lyrics..
'I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself. Ooh I don't want anybody else. Oh no, oh no, oh no."
That what you ment?
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Feb 10, 2004, 4:54 PM
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I think the one I was thinking of was by Madonna… maybe... That sounds right though. So Yes. It is.
By Lillith at Feb 10, 2004, 6:06 PM
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What about people who like to do both at the same time?
*starts singing some MC Hammer and jumps in the shower*
By Damus at Feb 11, 2004, 3:19 PM
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You can touch this!
*bon bon a bon, bon bon, bon bon*
Can touch this!
My-my-my-my hand make me, so hard! Makes me say, 'Oh my lord!'
Thank you for blessing me with an arm that won't quit when I pull on my pee!
It's good! As the real thing, well almost, now watch me sing
Out loud! I love it this much! Cuz my wanker, I can touch!
I told you, hairy palm! You can touch this!
You call it masturbating, I call it… You can touch this!
Yo, look at my rod! You can touch this!
Stop! Vasoline time! *ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh-a*
By Kevlar at Feb 11, 2004, 3:35 PM
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I am -so- going to use that, and scare the hell out of everyone within earshot.
By Damus at Feb 11, 2004, 3:37 PM
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Wow… that was... not a picture I really needed...
By Lillith at Feb 11, 2004, 3:37 PM
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Here's another goodie. Kevlar, I hope you can relate:
Bad religion - I Love My Computer:
I love my computer
You make me feel alright
Every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me:
predictable errors and no identity
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away
I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get so turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
You can be a princess
or you can be my whore
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
The world outside is so big
but it's safe in my domain
Because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together for eternity
And no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security
her password and a key.
By Damus at Feb 11, 2004, 3:47 PM
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