push people in coffins

@idea from Gully

when you find sleeping people lying around, you can drag them into a
cube, but AFAIK, you can't push them into a coffin. this would be a
cool feature, though.

By SindomePlayer at Jul 21, 2002, 1:22 PM | 0

it would be a nice idea… i thought that it was even possible before, but that's because i'm special. :P

but now... it doesn't really make sense (to me), since the coffins can only be used by a person, for what is it, two weeks? and then they won't open anymore for you after that.

so how could you open a coffin for someone else, if your two weeks are passed? or maybe that person sleeping on the street has passed their 2 week limit themselves. so the coffins wouldn't open for them even if they where awake... and they havn't found a better place to sleep yet... if anyone could just push someone in a coffin, there'd be no homeless problem, and it would be pretty crowded in there.

mmm pushing people into things... hehe. woot!

By Bias at Jul 21, 2002, 6:05 PM | 0

Or pushing things into people. I have such a naughty mind. ;)

By Justin at Jul 21, 2002, 6:19 PM | 0

Why don't you just not help them?

bunch of cup cakes.

:)

By King[Fu] at Jul 22, 2002, 4:10 AM | 0

Perhaps the coffins could be activated by retinal scanners, and the coffins could have a display similar to a terminal. Instead of:

-You try and try, but you just can't seem to get one open.

You could get:

-You pass your eyes in front of the retinal scanner near the foot of a coffin. A small voice chirps, "You have exceeded your stay. Have a nice day, citizen."

You could scan sleeping peoples' eyes and stuff them into a coffin as best you can. It'd be a comic sight to see someone stuffing a sleeping body into a coffin.

By Damus at Jul 22, 2002, 6:25 AM | 0

Or have the cody collecter pick em up and take em somewhere else till reapage

By Dominik at Jul 22, 2002, 2:20 PM | 0

like the body collector really feels like dealing with the busload of sleepers as well…

:)

By Bias at Jul 22, 2002, 2:28 PM | 0

I know bias I suggested it just for you!

By Dominik at Jul 22, 2002, 2:29 PM | 0

Seriously, if people are having conection problems ask an admin to help them. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to stick someone in a coffin who's ISP is on the blink or who got stuck in a router mishap.

That said there are some people who just are stupid and its called culling. If they can't get their butt somewhere safe then they deserve what they get. Its not like its hard to get money.

You can spend two hours at SHI and get more than enough for a night in a hotel. Do four or five bruce runs and get enough for a week in one. Heck, kill someone an you might even get more.

By Tash at Jul 23, 2002, 7:16 AM | 0

although, killing sleepers is pretty pointless, since a lot of them have descriptions like:

you see a man
`.'
l me
look
help
you see a big man
you see a big red man
I LIEK BUTTAR
@who
who
help
help
`.'

I am a ninja called nigel come to slay you all
`.'
help

So, the odds of them actually having completed a history, and thus being able to make money are slim to say the least.

Think about it realistically, in a city the size of withmore, with it's ambient population of tens of millions, are you really going to help evey homeless person you pass? come on, you'd never have time for yourself.

STOP BEING SO FUCKING NICE TO EACH OTHER

</rant>

:)

By King[Fu] at Jul 24, 2002, 4:33 AM | 0

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