I'd love to see something like this in the game, you could have a vareity of them that randomly cycle through the people on the SIC and send them a random message selected from a list of messages. They could be about anything.
|C|Paulie => Youz know youz owe da boss dat money, chummer. Youz bettah cough it up of I'm comin' after youz kneecaps.
|C|Manny => *sniff* Hey man....can I borrow some chyen man? *sniff* Just a bit...just a little bit.
|C|Amanda => You're out with that fucking bitch again aren't you? I know it. That damn whore. I'm going to kill you, you lying cheating bastard. Don't you dare come home!
|C|WJF-Recruiting => The WJF needs you! Show your civic pride, join the Withmore Justice Force today!
Okay, this is way too much fun. I'm going to stop now.