So you woke up in the coffins but how?!
It's more likely than you think

The MOO crashed on October 13th, causing a few hours of progress to be lost and effectively rolled back. Additionally, anybody not in a location recognised as a safe location by the games' recovery tools (this will probably affect many people with donator pads) at the time of the save point before the crash occurred may find that they were teleported to the coffins.

Please don't worry about the Red-Ikes' personal vendetta to drag you from your home and stuff you inside of a coffin.