Made me laugh :P So dumb and so perfect.
Bring these tips and your hunk of man meat to your local cyberneticist today.
"A tale as old as time: You toil endlessly in your laboratory building the perfect boyfriend in time for Colleen’s dinner party, only to have him outed as un-human almost immediately. Follow these guidelines to build a more believable beau, so your friends will think you are relationship-worthy in no time at all!"
https://reductress.com/post/constructing-a-robot-boyfriend-that-theyll-believe-this-time/
