First up Newsweek Politics! That's right folks, Newsweek. Here's the link so you can read for yourselves: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9148526/site/newsweek/
In an aptly named article under the politics section, Hurricane Politics Newsweek Richard Wolffe and Holly Bailey, the bold face you see before you states, "As Katrina forced President Bush to cut short his vacation…" Yes, FORCED to cut short. Well shit Mister President Bush, the nation didn't MEAN to impose on your 33 day vacation, we are very sorry and in a little over three years you can take as much vacation as you want. But for now...RUN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE A GOOD DADDY'S BOY, Christ knows that your brother Jeb wouldn't be able to hack it.
But for all intents and purposes, if I were Bush, I'd have kept going right along with my vacation. I'm the leader of the free world, I have no chance for re-election in 2008, in 33 days New Orleans will STILL be under water and dead people will still be dead! Now then, for those of you bleeding heart liberals that think the president -HAS- to be in the white house to run this country, you are horribly wrong! He can run the damn country from anywhere in the fucking world. Do you people honestly think that when a president leaves the white house he can no longer do his job?! He's the fucking president for fucks sake! Give me a break. I thought that one aspect of his job was being a diplomat to the world...IN OTHER PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD! Ya know, if he run this country from Germany, I'd think that he'd be able to do the same fucking thing from Texas! Christ, not only is Texas on the same continent as the US...last time I checked, THEY DIDN'T SECEDE from the fucking union, though they might try.
ONWARD WITH TRUTH! Let's just stay with the president for a moment and move on to the war. The San Diego Union-Tribune is reporting that in LA, "The head of a militant Islamic prison gang and three others were indicted Wednesday on federal charges of planning terrorist attacks against National Guard Facilities, the Israeli Consulate and other Los Angeles-area targets." These people are in fucking jail. They can't think for themselves, they can't act for themselves hell they even get told who's the bitch and who isn't! HOW THE FUCK WERE THESE PEOPLE ABLE TO PLOT TERRORIST ATTACKS!? If they're on death row, kill them, if they're not, they should be, and if that doesn't work, start treating prisoners LIKE FUCKING PRISONERS! They're in jail for a reason. They don't have rights. They don't need rights. They clean sidewalks and make license plates for fucks sake, people please! Maybe ALLOWING gangs in the prison systems isn't a good idea from the get go! Christ use your heads.
I heard from that idiot on hardball that we are going to be looking in to Global Warming as a major cause of hurricanes. Ok that's just the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Before Ford, before the romans, we've had hurricanes. We've had tornadoes and an assortment of other natural disasters. The coast lines of this country and all the other countries around the globe were carved by the destructive power for nature. Ice ages, volcanoes, earthquakes and yes you hippie scum, even hurricanes.
I have another idea on placing the blame. Let's first place the blame on which ever city planner decided to build a city, BELOW SEA LEVEL! That seems like a good place to start. Next, we can blame the dumb asses that live there for thinking that living below sea level, in a place that's regularly affected by hurricanes and flooding, was an even better idea than the first! And finally, let's blame Bush, because if I don't somebody else will. I blame the president for not using his almighty hand of Bushness to raise up the swamp that New Orleans sits on after he knew full well that there was a hurricane coming, probably one he started. I guess he farted off the west coast of Africa, while killing our troops in Iraq, trying to hit a golf ball out of the Sahara for practice and planing his next strategic to oppress the first amendment!
I am not a Bush supporter by any means. The guy's a fucking idiot in my book. Anybody can do his job. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS COUNTRY! When our founding fathers set up this nation, they set it up so that ANYBODY, from an idiot son like Bush to Stephen Hawkings, could run this country. If you think you can do better, run for office, contact your local representative and stop disenfranchising yourselves. Stop placing the blame, and for fucks sake, stop reading my blog! Or do you need my Oral Masturbation, my gospel that spews from my brain to my fingers, my truth, my justice...my dildo.
Love the patriot,
Me
PS - Kick me in the nuts already and get it over with
