and that's the thing! it -still- works! the plastic surrounding the keyboard is cracked so the keyboard lifts up when you type, the power button only works based on some random probability equation only IT knows , the fan is tempermental and shuts down overheating the machine if there's say a battery inside (i think the fan and the battery have some sort of personal issues they need to see a shrink for), it only works if plugged into the wall, hence defeating the portable part of the equation (i think the laptop has seperation issues), the screen no longer closes (duct tape makes that difficult) there's a yellow line running down the middle of the screen (i tend to miss a lot of symbols such as i and l and ! and . etc etc...) . it emmits the high pitched whine of the damned if it's moved from it's perch, the speakers crackle, OH and i took it apart while stoned once... � (don't ask how it's come to this.. even -i- don't know now...)
but it's still FINE... *blinks*
either i'm the best or the worst add campagne for a sony VAIO �anyone could ever wish for.
what's YOUR machine held together with? the most interesting i've seen was coat hangers and christmas lights. anyone going the ghetto route for hardware here? ;)
(Edited by Bias at 1:20 am on Mar. 25, 2003)
