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That clerk is lucky the ninja didn't flip out and kill the whole town.
Now we've got our own repeating Beowulf cluster/AYBABTU/In Soviet Russia/Insensitive clod/Natalie Portman style joke…. Anytime someone mentions anything having to do with a ninja someone posts the obligatory link to RealUltimatePower and and Ninja Burger and makes a comment about flipping out and killing shit.
Too damn funny.
-Kevlar
I didn't realize they had a CafePress Clothing store: http://www.cafeshops.com/realninja
Ya gotta check out what the Seppuku shirt says...
-Kevlar (who's only purpose is to flip out and kill people)
I KNEW IT!!
*mutters about Sindome being full of techno-weenies and ninja-weenies*
Slashdot's pretty stupid for the most part, but it's a cultural icon, and I am it's target audience, and on occasion I come accross some really funny comment.
Like just today they were discussing the verbization of the English languge (taking a noun or an adjative and using it as a verb. Like 'I was up all night 'Goolging' your mom.' and someone posted a quote from Calvin and Hobbes that went:
Calvin: "I like to verb words."
Hobbes: "What?"
Calvin: "I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when 'access' was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed."
Calvin: "Verbing weirds language."
Hobbes: "Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding."
I just thought that was so profound: make language a complete impediment to understanding.
Ironic how these things come full circle… what with me naming my Scripting languge Babble-On (read the story of Babylon sometime and you'll understand, or just read Snow Crash), languages getting turned on and plunging the world into confusion, then this quote.
Anyway, I'm gonna go Sindome for a while. Peace.
-Kevlar
miss ya keblar
Ninja robs store clerk->Real ultimate power->ninja burger->slashdot style joke->Kevlar reads slashdot all the time->My post saying no I don't, then going on to prove that I do in fact.
See? Very logical progression.
Your post on the other hand…
-Kevlar
(Edited by Kevlar at 5:30 pm on Mar. 25, 2004)
That's totally -my- job...
Er.
Hey Kev, if I've never read slashdot and tell you you can't spell, does that make you angry?
Oh yea and I resent those "Ninja Babe" shirts. I mean...
1) They don't even have anything moderately deep about the secrets of ninja-ness on them. That's suggesting we don't actually give a shit about ninjas..which.....
...is true...
..moving on...
2) Like, since when do girls ever Totally Flip Out? Like..oh -my god-...
*eyes*
(Edited by Lena at 8:52 pm on Mar. 26, 2004)
*cough* Sorry. I can't help it. I'M A NINJA FOR CHRISTSAKE!
I have dyslexia, you insensitive clod!
In Soviet Russia, the words screw up you!
But no, I'm not angry. Just disapointed.
-Kevlar
Quote: from Lena on 11:48 pm on Mar. 26, 2004[br]
1) They don't even have anything moderately deep about the secrets of ninja-ness on them. That's suggesting we don't actually give a shit about ninjas..which…..
...is true...
..moving on...
2) Like, since when do girls ever Totally Flip Out? Like..oh -my god-...
*eyes*
1) My last two girlfriends loved/love ninjas, and my current girlfriend loves it when I fold a t-shirt into a ninja mask.
2) That's just what women do. :)
2) Like, since when do girls ever Totally Flip Out? Like..oh -my god-…
*eyes*
and then… sometimes you miss what you once had.... and let slip away....
:(
*cough*
And, just for some edification, ninja-girls (or female ninjas) are the most deadly of -ALL- ninjas.
They flip out and throw a cat at you.
Quote: from Lena on 1:48 am on Mar. 27, 2004[br]
2) Like, since when do girls ever Totally Flip Out? Like..oh -my god-…
*eyes*
Usually about once a month, for about five days in my experience.
Ninjas are only in Japan… cause that's where all the cool electronics are, and the palaces, and mystic ninja havens and stuff.... they sometimes move about, but all originate in Japan..
Quote: from Jotun on 3:49 am on April 4, 2004[br]DUDE! �Ninjas are only in Japan… cause that's where all the cool electronics are, and the palaces, and mystic ninja havens and stuff.... �they sometimes move about, but all originate in Japan..
Anyone who's played Ninja Gaiden knows that ninjas are commonly found on american city streets, getting attacked by black people with boxing gloves and by white blonde guys throwing knives.
Duh.
