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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God damn mother fucking goat jizz eaters!! I HATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! I WANT TO WALK THE STREET WITH A BLUNT WEAPON AND BEAT YOU ALL TO DEATH!! EVERY. LAST. FUCKING. PERSON. ALL OF YOU SUCK! YOUR SICK FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOUR OWN SELF GRATIFICATION! BUNCHA SOCIAL FUCKING RAPISTS! I'LL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
And to the asshole who played car tag with my ride while I was in a mall, EAT CROW BASTARD! Hit and Run sucks ass, and you suck even more!! FUCKWEED! BITCH!!
On top of that I locked my mother fuckin keys in my car today. AGAIN. FUCK FUCK FUCK!! And my CV Joints are going, and I just had them replaced 17 months ago. FUCKING CANADIAN TIRE! WORST PLACE ON THE GODFORSAKEN HELLHOLE WE LIVE IN!! They do SHIT repairs and charge BITCH ASS HIGH and then it BREAKS and they say YOUR FUCKING WARRENTY IS UP!!! I HOPE THEY ALL GET GENITAL HERPES THAT SWELL TO THE SIZE OF TURNIPS AND RUPTURE SPEWING DISEASE FILLED PUSS ALL OVER THERE LOVED ONES! MOTHER RAPERS! DOG HUMPERS! GOAT BLOWERS! GERBAL MOLESTERS!!!
GOD DAMN CAR IS FALLING TO SHIT! BASTARD HITS ME AND NOW I CAN BARELY GET THE FRAGGING DRIVERS SIDE DOOR OPEN!! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! HUH? -HUH- I'M A GOD FORSAKEN STUDENT WITH A $5000.00 STUDENT LOAN ALREADY< MAXED CREDIT CARDS, AND PARENTS IN FINANCHIAL HELL BECAUSE OF THE GOD DAMNED CANADIAN TAX SYSTEM! Like, HOW the HELL is my DAD, who is turning 70, yes, SEVENTY!! this year supposed to get $35,000.00 (YES, 35 GRAND) In TAXES?! HE'S FUCKING RETIRED, HAS A HEART CONDITION, AND CAN BARELY WALK!! FOR FUCK SAKE!! Hey, lets kick everybody when they are down. HERE, I'LL SPREAD MY LEGS OPEN SO YOU CAN FUCKING GRIND MY CROTCH RUTHLESSLY INTO THE GROUND.
FUCK.
YOU.
ALL.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 6, 2001, 4:13 PM
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By Lucifer at Jun 6, 2001, 4:56 PM
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uhhh.... Nic? I think you should take a nice, warm shower, and then go apply to leave Canada as fast as you fucking can, before it consumes your poor, tormented soul. Just my recommendation.
By Pulse at Jun 6, 2001, 5:00 PM
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and move where? The USofA? Where I have to shell out heaps of money for the shittiest health care and medical system on the globe? Where I have to put up with…gag...american beer? Where I have to live under a government that conciders the radical global weather changes we are undergoing less important than the temporary economy? Where there are only 2 parties to vote for, shitty and shittier? To the land where Greed is even omre a staple than in Canada itself? Where please is an odity, and thank you unheard? Where the beef isn't as good? To a place that still has one coloured money? I. THINK. NOT.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 6, 2001, 6:37 PM
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STREET SAM
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::shrug:: I'd strongly consider leaving this country had I the cash for such an endeavor.. didn't hear me suggest the US as an alternative, did you? Though frankly, I personally am not going anywhere near Canada…. the taxes scare me, I have watched the supposedly wonderful health plan fail friends of mine who live there repeatedly, and *shudder* my ex lives there.
By Pulse at Jun 6, 2001, 6:44 PM
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SPLATJOB
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yeah. but the University of Calgary has a Male to Female ratio that kicks bootay! About 1.78 ladies to each guy. Virging on a beach boy song here. :P
…sigh...The cook islands are looking better every day...now, all I have to do is win the lotto....
By Nicadeamus at Jun 6, 2001, 6:58 PM
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STREET SAM
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The lotto…. one small step to a convenience store, one giant leap for your bank account... I only wish ;)
By Pulse at Jun 6, 2001, 7:01 PM
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SPLATJOB
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Canada is considered, in the results of a global poll into the top 40 factors of living standards, to be -the- number one place to live in the entire world. People in Canada work less, earn more, suffer depression less, retire earlier, holiday more and get more per dollar that most, or all countries in the world. Sure, some countries are better in given factors, but overall, Canada comes out top. You're less likely to commit suicide than people in most other countries, cept in, hrmm, I forget where it was… Finland? But then again, they have what is widely recognised as a scarily low suicide rate...
The other places I would consider living...
England - Lived there for 21 years. Personally I love it there, but in the above mentioned survey the good old UK came out somewhere in the high 30's. 37th or some such. High suicide, lower standards of living, -long- working hours, low pay, significantly less vacations, less TV's and VCR's per family... But FUCKERY HELL, I miss the English pubs. When will you people -LEARN- how to run a decent drinking establishment?
So... what is left? Well, unless you speak a foriegn language, not alot. Might I suggest Australia? They rate somewhere in the top 10 places to live in the world. So does the USA... but, Canada, no. 1, eh?
By Rastus at Jun 6, 2001, 7:04 PM
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ACE KOOL
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no place is perfect.
The only way to make ends meet at all is to have a decent job. I make 60K a year and am just barely making things meet.
By Johnny at Jun 6, 2001, 7:05 PM
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and for the record Lucifer, that is 28 times in one post. I've toped that in a rant on other websites. (…note: don't rant from work, if the message board administrator complains, you could loose your internet privvies!)
By Nicadeamus at Jun 6, 2001, 7:05 PM
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STREET SAM
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Let's see here… Johnny lives -literally- a stones throw from the beach somewhere in SoCal and probably has bikini clad bimbettes running past his window daily... he earns 60k a year and lives in a tech heaven house with business grade DSL internet...
No place is perfect?...
By Rastus at Jun 6, 2001, 7:25 PM
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ACE KOOL
610 posts
yeah, I'm watching all of ya too !
By Johnny at Jun 6, 2001, 8:06 PM
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JUSTICE
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I watched this movie last night, doesn't NURE bite it in the end?
By Nicadeamus at Jun 6, 2001, 8:45 PM
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STREET SAM
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Johnny, you live in SoCal, with 60k a year? I've heard it is fucking expensive down there, we went on vacation and whew what we needed was quite costly. So is 60k what you report ;), with some supplemental coming in from like oh Pimping, mowing lawns, baby sitting? Or is that really what you live of off?
By Dominik at Jun 6, 2001, 10:56 PM
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Two words, four syllables… Co-sta Ri-ca.
Es la mas bonita pais del mundo. �Verdad?
No war in over 200 years. 98% literacy rate. Has one of the lowest unemployment rates in Central America, as well as the world. An economy based on ecotourism. Absolutely no cattle or lumber industry. More waterfalls per square mile than any other country in the world, beautiful rainforest vistas, plus the ability to drive to both coasts in less than three hours.
As I always say in the worst of times:
Well I'm goin' to Costa Rica, and if anyone wants to join you'd better pack now. (also synonymous with going absolutely loco-fucking apeshit)
By Gaston at Jun 7, 2001, 6:20 AM
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I live in a house with 3 other guys (another techie/yuppie, a trance DJ, and the guy on the couch). I share of the rent is $625. I loaded up quicken for the first time last night and found out why I'm always broke. I spend backwards! In the past month (2 paychecks, $4000) I've paid $420 in overdraft charges! Talk about a fucking moron, right? So I retract all that I said about just barely making it and it being 'normal'. I'm just a dumbass with money.
By Johnny at Jun 7, 2001, 9:03 AM
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Johnny, you a dumbass? I would have never guessed. But anyways you don't have share all of your economical woes if you don't wanna, those are kinda personal. But i gotta laugh about that
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
By Dominik at Jun 7, 2001, 9:11 AM
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$420 dollars US in overdraft charges? shit you've either gotta change banks or start doin' the bank managers daughter, I don't get any bank fees a months myself
By Lujan at Jun 7, 2001, 10:34 AM
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'…and the guy on the couch.'
I'm sorry, I just find that absolutely hilarious for some reason, especially in the context in which it was put. Imagine being known as 'the guy on the couch'.
By Rastus at Jun 7, 2001, 3:47 PM
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ACE KOOL
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*looks around*
Johnny, you loose more a month in bank charges Than I usually make. :P (After converting to the Canadian Peso)
Costa Rice has coffee plantations too.
So, I managed to fuck my life up a little more today. Hoo-fucking-ray for me. I managed to scratch the side of a minivan while backing out in a parking stall. Best part, it was a fucking lawers ride. SHIT! FUCK! Ah well. At this point I have ceased to care, and I simply wait for this fucking portion of my life to end. Maybe I'll get luck and be rear-ended tommorow. Last day as a courior. Fuck, what a god damned week….all told, after working for a month at this job, I will most likely be $2000.00 or so in the hole. Add that to my maxed credit card, and my $5000.00 student loan, it's almost worth it to declare bankrupcy and wait till the next round of Monopoly is started. Go Directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.00.
*Sigh* When it rains it pours. Fuck, my dad just about had a heart attack when I told him...anyhow, call me when this spin on the wheel is over, I may be back in the mood for life by then.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 7, 2001, 6:51 PM
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STREET SAM
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Quote: from Rastus on 7:04 pm on June 6, 2001[br]Canada is considered, in the results of a global poll into the top 40 factors of living standards, to be -the- number one place to live in the entire world. People in Canada work less, earn more, suffer depression less, retire earlier, holiday more and get more per dollar that most, or all countries in the world. Sure, some countries are better in given factors, but overall, Canada comes out top. You're less likely to commit suicide than people in most other countries, cept in, hrmm, I forget where it was… Finland? But then again, they have what is widely recognised as a scarily low suicide rate...The other places I would consider living...
England - Lived there for 21 years. Personally I love it there, but in the above mentioned survey the good old UK came out somewhere in the high 30's. 37th or some such. High suicide, lower standards of living, -long- working hours, low pay, significantly less vacations, less TV's and VCR's per family... But FUCKERY HELL, I miss the English pubs. When will you people -LEARN- how to run a decent drinking establishment?
So... what is left? Well, unless you speak a foriegn language, not alot. Might I suggest Australia? They rate somewhere in the top 10 places to live in the world. So does the USA... but, Canada, no. 1, eh?
Yeah…maybe, but it's the first place i'm comin' when it's declared OK to hunt humans.
By Stonemonk at Jun 8, 2001, 7:04 PM
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do you have -any- idea how many people up here hunt Stone? Christ. In alberta there is prolly 1 gun per person at least. Rifles mostly. I have a stock pile of weapons. Compound Bow, Knives, Swords, ect.
Plus all us Canadaians are back woods people, didn't ya know? We'll take you out ninja style fool!
By Nicadeamus at Jun 8, 2001, 7:18 PM
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In one day in Canada I handled - a magnum, pump action shotgun, several revolvers, a crossbow, numerous nasty blades and bayonets, several smaller firearms and an SKS assault rifle (with 30 round clip). All the weapons were privately owned by one (1) man and stashed in various places around his woodland home. Most were loaded and in his bedroom he kept a chest packed to the top with ammo, parts, clips and cleaning equipment for every weapon he owned… I also got to play with night vision and some nice fancy scopes...
Canada, eh? Bring it on, Stones.
By Rastus at Jun 8, 2001, 11:53 PM
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Strange..
My last roommates (though not simultanieously for the most part, THANK GODS) were.. a militant asshole whose hobbies include paintball and tabletop RPG's, a DJ who goes by the handle of DJFiRE, a drunk, an ex-SEAL and his love interest– a woman who used and losed men faster than a whore goes through condoms-- a white rapper, a female Army reservist, and a redhead...
Scary though it may be, I had five of those individuals living in the apartment at one time...
By Gaston at Jun 9, 2001, 8:29 AM
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SPLATJOB
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Holy shit… YOU LIVED WITH A REDHEAD? *shiver*
By Rastus at Jun 9, 2001, 6:11 PM
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ACE KOOL
610 posts
Fuck all you guys, me and my Hockey playin' brethren will take over the world.
By Astrophel at Jun 11, 2001, 11:39 AM
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BAKALAKA
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Blahahahahahahahahaaaaa… hahaha... hehehe... whee...
HOCKEY BOYS! *points* WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahahaha..... *snorts*
You go, guys!
*giggles*
*pees*
By Rastus at Jun 11, 2001, 7:26 PM
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ACE KOOL
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How come no one has said anything about COCK-SUCKING PIMP-LOVING POLE-SMOKERS or CUM SUCKING GUTTER WHORES? Is this just too harsh? Is life too.. oh wait. What about genital herpes exploding on your relatives and loved ones? okay, nevermind. So maybe that /wasn't/ too harsh. You just wait until some of my code goes wrong and -really- pisses me off… BWUUAH HA HA! You'll wish you could close your ears. Or take notes.
By Chant at Jun 13, 2001, 1:06 AM
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BAKALAKA
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By Rastus at Jun 13, 2001, 2:28 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Is using one-word remarks as an excuse to post your plan for world domination? Or is it something far more tact… Probably not.
By Chant at Jun 13, 2001, 3:54 PM
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BAKALAKA
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By Nicadeamus at Jun 13, 2001, 4:02 PM
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STREET SAM
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*blinks*
*looks around*
*raises eyebrow*
mm hmm…
By Chant at Jun 13, 2001, 4:12 PM
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BAKALAKA
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Oh jeez, hold back my excitement… I can't -WAIT-...
No, really...
By Rastus at Jun 13, 2001, 4:47 PM
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ACE KOOL
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By Nicadeamus at Jun 13, 2001, 4:49 PM
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STREET SAM
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By Rastus at Jun 13, 2001, 4:56 PM
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ACE KOOL
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How did such banter manage to alleviate itself onto the Bitching Room's postboards??? Who gives a fuck about ShadowMOO anyway? Well, I kinda have to. You know what I mean. Or maybe you don't.
By Chant at Jun 13, 2001, 8:48 PM
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Quote: from Chant on 11:48 pm on June 13, 2001[br]…Bitching Room's postboards??? Who gives a fuck about ShadowMOO anyway?...
I second that notion.
By Rastus at Jun 13, 2001, 9:07 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Right on.
Quote: I'm gonna eat you! Get -in- my -belly-!
By Chant at Jun 13, 2001, 9:13 PM
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BAKALAKA
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this is great. I haven't had an oprotunity to add massive amounts of posts to this board in ages! Boy, that Lucifer guy sure picked the wrong day to go swing dancing.
alleviate v. lesson (pain or distress).
By Nicadeamus at Jun 13, 2001, 10:33 PM
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STREET SAM
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Fact: All things people do in life are based around two things - Pleasure/Pain.
You do things to either avoid pain immediately, or avoid pain in the future, whether it may be soon or indefinitely. The same thing for pleasure. Sometimes, one must receive pain now, in order to have greater pleasure later. However, most prefer the instant gratification of -now-. So, when mistakes are made, it is mostly because of the desire for pleasure now. Voila.
By Chant at Jun 14, 2001, 12:26 AM
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BAKALAKA
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Wow, you guys are crazy… and Nic... your just a dumbshit.
By Lucifer at Jun 14, 2001, 9:34 AM
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STREET SAM
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And what of those who find instant gratification in pain? Obviously, said individuals go beyond the norm.
By Gaston at Jun 14, 2001, 10:37 AM
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Would pleasure become synonymous with pain in the above case? Taoism dictates that neither necessarily conflicts with the other, but rather complement one another. Both give form to feeling– or rather, sensation.
By Gaston at Jun 14, 2001, 10:42 AM
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…hmmm...
The Awnser to life, the universe, and every thing else is?
By Nicadeamus at Jun 14, 2001, 7:21 PM
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STREET SAM
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Yes yes, Taoism is one of the more interesting parts of life, if I might say so. I think it says something like, when one breaks down everything into pure sensation, whether it is pain or pleasure to normal humans, everything becomes pleasure. The feeling of having your skin burning in flames, melting off of your bones could cause you to have an orgasm if you were strong enough in your ways. The pure sensation of the burning flesh given into pleasure would be a stunning effect. Then again, I wouldn't recommend doing this as apposed to masturbating. But that's just me.
By Chant at Jun 15, 2001, 1:56 PM
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BAKALAKA
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oh mi god, that was soooo funnny…engulf myslef in flame or beat the meat.....hahaha fuck, Chant you should see this, I am sittting here laughing my ass off, that is one of the best I've heard. *laughs somemore* *tries to type, but ends up laughing again* woo ok, that's better. So what'd'ya going to do tonight, I dunno go to the porn store and get some stroke books. what are you going to do? Go to the gas station, get like 5 gallons of premium, and set myself ablaze. *laughs somemore*
By Astrophel at Jun 15, 2001, 2:28 PM
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On a typical day the content of these boards leave me quite bemused… but just lately they leave me... utterly... mindbogglingly... pantswingingly...
...blank...
Never before in the field of Sindome have so many, posted so much, to be read by so many while meaning so little.
It's enough to make me curl up into a little ball and roll away, never to gaze upon these boards again...
Oh... wait... I can ...-DELETE-... these forums.
...fun...
By Rastus at Jun 15, 2001, 5:07 PM
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ACE KOOL
610 posts
For being so blank, you managed to describe how you felt pretty well. Then again, it's kinda hard to forget when you're in a position of power, so maybe you are having a little trouble up in that skull of yours.
By Chant at Jun 15, 2001, 5:14 PM
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BAKALAKA
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I dared not deny, I am having trouble…
Much trouble... a trouble that has haunted my every waking moment and lingered like a thin mist through my sleeping hours...
I am a troubled man...
...and my troubles have a name...
By Rastus at Jun 15, 2001, 5:22 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Girlfriend won't fuck yeh again, eh? Bummer. So what's her name? Bet she'd like some change in her life… *snicker*
By Chant at Jun 15, 2001, 5:27 PM
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BAKALAKA
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Wife actually… and you already met her.
So, anyway, that's two SD admin you've pissed off now, who're you going to work on next?
By Rastus at Jun 15, 2001, 5:30 PM
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Once again, I am struck by the absurdity of the nature of this place.
I haven't followed this discussion too well, I don't know when we got off the Canada sucks topic, and on to masochistic tendencies…and I certainly don't know when we left that for Taoism and insulting the Admin types...
However... I am amused that it seems the general populace can't even find an original way to say "fuck you"...
*Just another couple shiny pennies*
By Devi at Jun 15, 2001, 5:37 PM
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BAKALAKA
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…fuck is so over used. Most people don't even know what it means. And by posting I feel as if I am contributing to the uselessness of life.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 15, 2001, 5:48 PM
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STREET SAM
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just so that we all understand how to appropriately use the word FUCK I recommend you all to find some of the Denis Leary comedy recordings, now that's some funny shit. That man can say fuck better than anyone.
By Astrophel at Jun 15, 2001, 5:50 PM
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BAKALAKA
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All I have to say…
"I may have green teeth, but I love you, you GIANT FUCKING Q!!"
*two more from my pocket to your screen*
By Devi at Jun 15, 2001, 5:54 PM
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My oh my, this place grew quickly. Let me see here… Right... so from Canada sucks to masochistic tendencies to Taoism to insulting a few people I wouldn't care if they were Admin or not to the word fuck. I recommend you get the soundpack PiMP for CS, even if you don't play it, and listen to the file checkpoint.wav . Never again will you hear the word fuck used so valiantly.
to Ras: I dunno, I'm running out of rude things to say to you, but you seem to revive the bile in the back of my throat ever time you decide to leave some petty remark after my posts. This bile happens to cause me to spew out many words. Many many words at times, some of which cannot be explained through computerized text.
A side note: It was never about insulting admins.
By Chant at Jun 15, 2001, 6:07 PM
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I'd like to point out it didn't start with canada sucks, but with My fucking week sucks.
I'd like it to get back to that. But this week was good.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 15, 2001, 6:13 PM
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STREET SAM
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My week sucks.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
*runs into wall*
Fuck.
By Chant at Jun 15, 2001, 6:20 PM
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BAKALAKA
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For whoever it was that asked…
Fuck. From the nautical, F.U.C.K. Written in the logbook entries of naval vessels next to the names of crewmembers found to have been patronising prostitutes during shore leave.
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. F.U.C.K.
I'm a mine of useless information...
By Rastus at Jun 15, 2001, 10:16 PM
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ACE KOOL
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F.U.C.K.
-old english term : Fornication Under Consent of the King.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 15, 2001, 10:26 PM
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STREET SAM
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Hmm, not heard that one. It'd be interesting to find out if either is attributed as being around first.
By Rastus at Jun 15, 2001, 11:00 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Actually I'm pretty sure Nic's right on that one they used to have to hang it on there doors or something, also, could somebody please explain to me who the hell this Chant guy(?) is? The only time we've had more posts in such a short amount of time was when Rastus(If memory serves) was answering to alot of questions and that actually had use.
By Lujan at Jun 15, 2001, 11:04 PM
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I dunno, Nic generates a lot of useless shit.
Oh…wait... I mean, Nic posts a lot of meaningful things, really! He does. ;-)
*yet another two pennies from the wishing well*
By Devi at Jun 15, 2001, 11:09 PM
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BAKALAKA
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…as far as I'm concerned the body of human knowledge is comprised of 90% shit, I just happen to spew out more than my share of global verbal diareaha.
*nods*
Just doin' my part.
By Nicadeamus at Jun 15, 2001, 11:19 PM
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