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I just want you folks to enjoy how wonderfuly some of the coded items in game just don't work! �It's hilarious what's been around the MOO for so long. �Here's a bit of what I did on the Alt-MOO while I died, multiple times:
[OOC: Lucky checks the stuff for the para]
ooc Dunna remember the commands
[OOC: Lucky says, "Dunna remember the commands"]
Allandra [to You]: They don't work.
exam para
ZMI tactical paraglider (aka ZMI, Tactical, Paraglider and ZMI Tactical
Paraglider)
Obvious verbs:
�pack para
�pull <anything> on para
�wear/rem*ove para
�@coverage para
�gi*ve/ha*nd para to <anything>
�hold/use/wield/unwield/sling/sheath/stash/lower para
�tease para <anything> <anything>
�trash para
�scrut*inize/inspect para
�swing para
�lift para
say Well, at least we can try :)
You say, "Well, at least we can try :)"
jump off west
Try 'jump off edge'
pull chord on para
You can pull those strings all you want, but without gravity working on your
side, it's not going to do much good!
jump off edge
Which edge do you want to jump off of?
jump off west edge
You walk up to the west edge of the roof and jump off.
You feel the wind rush by as you head toward the ground.
You wonder if you'll live through this, only half caring.
Windows buzz by at an alarming rate and the ground rushes up at you as
everything becomes a blur!
pull chord on para
You can pull those strings all you want, but without gravity working on your
side, it's not going to do much good!
Lamb's Wake Drive
The crowds seem to thin here, almost as if they were avoiding this area of the
dome. The street seems quieter too, less traffic even for this hour. Chunks
of the curb seem to have been chipped away and torn up. A fire hydrant sits
against the doorway to the east, over which hangs a sign that reads,
"Westinghaus Apartments" in faded green script. From above, you can hear the
sounds of babies crying softly accompanied by the window shaking bass that
seems to be all the rage these days. The walls have been daubed with colorful
graffiti.
You see a flashlight, a Progia-9 cellphone, a male corpse and two stilettes.
A young girl who couldn't be more than 10 years old lies in a boarded up
doorway, her arms streaked with tell-tale scars and a syringe discarded by
her side. Her broken form goes totally unnoticed by the passing crowds
bubbling through the mix.
The snow crunches beneath your feet, the gray black mix of dirt and frozen
water catching the light of the false moon.
The street continues north and south. There is an apartment building to the
east.
You meet your final destiny as you crash to the ground with a heart-wrenching
thud!
By Grim at Jan 6, 2003, 3:01 AM
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By Xeethot at Jan 6, 2003, 3:13 AM
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I didnt mean dieing…. You mean ganguers...
By Xeethot at Jan 6, 2003, 4:48 AM
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Yet another interesting death, as seen through the eyes of Timmy:
You fiddle around with all the medical equipment tools.
Umpadumpa says, "Bow down and worship the cobra."
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You say, "let's see what 2 syringes full do.."
You say, "well.. one more."
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You say, "ooh.. a blue one."
Umpadumpa injects Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You ask, "red, yellow.. blue… how many other colors are there?"
You pull the cap off your syringe, tap the needle and insert it in your arm, sending a huge rush throughout your body.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
Umpadumpa exclaims, "Ah! Allah is great! Ex-D7 is better!"
Umpadumpa injects Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You say, "green.."
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
Umpadumpa injects Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some clear liquid.
Umpadumpa collapses on the ground in an unconscious heap.
You poke Umpadumpa in the ribs.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You ask, "will he pop?"
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some blue liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some red liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some green liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some glowing liquid.
You inject Umpadumpa with a syringe full of some yellow liquid.
You exclaim, "cool... glowing liquid!"
Umpadumpa expires quietly, his last breath slowly escaping from his lips.
By Grim at Jan 6, 2003, 4:57 AM
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STREET SAM
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Oh, and to clarify, I was Umpadumpa. Also, the Mirage ambulance is actually a Kevorkian-mobile.
*nods* Yesh.
By Grim at Jan 6, 2003, 4:59 AM
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STREET SAM
487 posts
Can I hijack a plane later on when I wake up?
By Xeethot at Jan 6, 2003, 5:07 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
I was laughing me ass off while reading Timmy's thing. This is funny.
By Hirononbu at Jan 6, 2003, 6:13 AM
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ACE KOOL
614 posts
Boy, if only you had been awake…. You would have seen what I can only describe as the most amazing collection of pain, suffering, and damage messages you've ever seen.
Too bad Timmy found the anastetic first...
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Jan 6, 2003, 1:30 PM
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LEGEND
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Aww… Can we do that again?
:D
By Xeethot at Jan 6, 2003, 4:01 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
oooo char gen is so PREEETY
that is all.
By Bias at Jan 6, 2003, 5:24 PM
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GATO
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The explosive grenade detonates, sounding a loud *BOOM* as you try to duck for cover. The firey explosion and ensuing shock-wave knocking you off your feet, and burning your skin.
With the sounds of the explosion still echoing in your ears, you try to get up, but can't. The force of the blast has overcome you. As your conciousness fades, all you feel is your burning hot skin.
You collapse on the ground in an unconscious heap.
Once you pull the pin of Mr. Grenade it is no longuer your friend…
By Xeethot at Jan 6, 2003, 6:48 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
.look up
-Now- you tell me!!
I've been unconscious for about 20 minutes.
It took all of about 5 seconds to read the description and get that lump in my throat when I new I was a dead man.
I want a TANK!!!
.shuffle off to .throw some pts into driving …
By Max at Jan 6, 2003, 7:44 PM
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BATA
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*Mildred shnibbles*
ITS A REEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLY BIG TANK! RUN AWAY!!!!
*sings*
the streets of withmore are covered in strips of skin.. la la la dee dah dah
just out of morbid need to know… what was the final body count? *grin*
By Bias at Jan 6, 2003, 10:10 PM
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GATO
568 posts
YOu know what would have been sweet?
A final TwinkMOO kill tally…that would rock...
By Nicadeamus at Jan 7, 2003, 12:17 AM
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STREET SAM
411 posts
I saved the DB file from the mayhem, so I can refer back to it. I count 1490 corpses.
By Johnny at Jan 7, 2003, 1:53 AM
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Wonder how many Alla was responsible for.
Seriously, it was fun just to be able to cut loose. I'd almost like to see it happen again, not on a regular basis or anything, but I had a lot of fun running around like a crazy woman.
Only problem I had, is I found out somethign kinda shitty about shoplifting,
Alright Olga's lying on the floor of the Fallout Shop, her brains adorning the wall, thanks to my trusty Mk23-S.
So i go to pull a GPS off of the shelf, and she magically jumps up and yells, "stop thief!" as it happens I get roasted by the taser.
I know that it works that way cause of the fact that it would be abused like crazy if you could just steal everything in the shop after killing the shopkeeper, but maybe the message could be changed, something like you grab the item and bolt for the door, an alarm sounds as you pass to pylons on either end of the door, the Gemini II taser defense system jumps to life takes aim and fires you. Something to that effect.
By allandra at Jan 7, 2003, 3:52 AM
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Yeah, she didnt even let Xee have a smoke after…
By Xeethot at Jan 7, 2003, 4:00 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
I couldn't get the damn grenade to explode. I tpyed:
pull pin on grenade and it told me there was no pin, and yet the damn thing never exploded. I'm pissed off is what I am. But it was fun playing bumper cars and ramming the admins. And killing Asong was fun, too. Piece of shit Sinner scum, I wanna ring his neck…..but back to the topic, yes, fun, over, now back to the rp. Which is really what makes the game so fun.
By Hirononbu at Jan 7, 2003, 7:35 AM
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It was a hell of a time…
Transporting all the machine guns in existance to one location on the streets of red and giving them unlimited ammo... creating up a bunch of tanks... Having players drive me around in them... fixing the ram code so people could ram people for a few hours... watching people get blown up by grenades that don't work right... It was a lot of fun while it lasted.
Of course if it went on for much longer I think it would have stopped being fun at some point... once everyone's died enough times and tried out the homing beacon and rammed all the NPC's off the street enough times it starts to loose it's interest. But good times, yeah?
Perhaps some day in the distant future we'll put up for a short while another RampageDome while we do some maintaince on the box or something. But no promises. Maintaining Sindome is a full time job as it is, let alone the chaos of the RampageDome...
Thanks for the memories. I'll never forget the day the Dome got turned on it's head and shaken like a big snowglobe.
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Jan 7, 2003, 10:23 AM
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You mean like a holiday special?
By Xeethot at Jan 7, 2003, 10:35 AM
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ACE KOOL
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The ramming code was brought over to the real Sindome.
Ofcourse, its not possible to spam the ram command anymore too.
:)
By Johnny at Jan 7, 2003, 10:59 AM
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JUSTICE
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Quote: from Johnny on 1:59 pm on Jan. 7, 2003[br]The ramming code was brought over to the real Sindome.
MY HERO!
By Murphy at Jan 7, 2003, 12:07 PM
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I was also trying to drive that Aerodyne around, but all I could to was ramming this, I couldn't figure out the movement command.
Err, not drive, but fly.
(Edited by Hirononbu at 12:12 pm on Jan. 7, 2003)
By Hirononbu at Jan 7, 2003, 12:08 PM
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ACE KOOL
614 posts
oh my goodness…..
it flew???
*cough* anyways.... so when are taxis gona be back in effect? ;)
By Bias at Jan 7, 2003, 1:12 PM
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GATO
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Just wondering, who made it through without dieing at all. I mean perm death. Who did not have to create a new character at all? And those of you who did die, how many new characters did you have to create?
I believe I went through 4.
By Hirononbu at Jan 7, 2003, 2:21 PM
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I didn't perma…....went through two clones trying to whap Lucy, though.
By Murphy at Jan 7, 2003, 2:23 PM
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I didn't die at all.
I was only on for an hour though.
Came damn close 'cause of those $$%^#@#$% grenades … ;)
By Max at Jan 7, 2003, 3:50 PM
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By Xeethot at Jan 7, 2003, 3:52 PM
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In front of New Rose I believe, and it stayed there, since I couldn't move it. And I was just thinking today, I never went up to blue. I had access to cars and I never went up to blue. I missed probably my only oppurtunity to go up there.
By Hirononbu at Jan 7, 2003, 3:55 PM
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I only died once. Damn paraglider. heh. Didn't perm, but I only played for a short time.
Wish I could've played more though…it was great.
By Molochai at Jan 7, 2003, 3:57 PM
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Heheh… Died like a gazzilion times.
The grenades where just too mutch fun
By Xeethot at Jan 7, 2003, 3:59 PM
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hrm.. i permed in a very pathetic fashion, but that's cause i was horribly confused ;) oh and i was a bit curious to see what char gen's like now :P then i went through uhm… 3 other chars i think before i got tired of going through char gen :biggrin:
and thank you Mr. Wren. i've always wanted to know what jumping off of one of the reeeely TALL buildings was like :P
By Bias at Jan 7, 2003, 4:00 PM
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Hehe. My first attempted death was a jump off of Skywatch outlets.
Alla's there wielding her katana, demanding money and blocking the door, so I say "Fuck this!"
Then I type jump off of edge or something like that, and go splat.
Didn't die, but that's continueing RP or something, so I awaken to find myself blocked at a tube entrance. I try running into the tube and I fall over unconscious.
Heh. Alla then proceeded to hack me to bits.
Remember kiddies. Having excellent health and losing an exhorbitant amount of blood still equals death :-D
Just my two shares,
Grimmy
By Grim at Jan 8, 2003, 8:48 AM
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STREET SAM
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Ooooh, I had fun. Lucifer made a reappearance and promptly did three things. First, he collected 1/3rd of the total guns in the game. Two, he created a pile of about 12 corpses. Three, he and Tylissa had a lil fun… hehehehehehehe.
Ah, the memories... oh, and I didn't die.
Yea, ram code was a bitch to get back in... but, hey, it works. I've also had a few revelations that I may try to get into the game... only time will tell.....
VIVA LA SINDOME!
By Wren at Jan 8, 2003, 9:53 AM
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On a lighter note… Luc jumped off NLM and came out pretty well. Considering he only KOed for like 30 seconds...
HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And Bias, you're more than welcome.
By Wren at Jan 8, 2003, 9:54 AM
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So it was you! I knew it!
I still love you tho.
By Xeethot at Jan 8, 2003, 10:04 AM
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ACE KOOL
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I missed the infamous Lucifer? Maybe the fact that I missed all the good stuff, was because I wasn't on much.
By Hirononbu at Jan 8, 2003, 12:00 PM
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Wren, did I at least manage to hurt Lucy badly? I *know* I got three or four rounds in your ass :P
By Murphy at Jan 8, 2003, 12:15 PM
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He jumped off and only KO'd for 30 seconds? Hehe, I did it once, and I didn't get knocked out..it was the cigarette that I tried to lower that knocked me out *coughs* I so hate working, I'm brainfried, so never really have time to play anymore :(.
By Lujan at Jan 9, 2003, 11:33 AM
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Yeah, this kicked ass big time. I had a blast. Tylissa never died while I was on the game for a couple hours, but someone probably killed her when I left her sleeping in the streets and logged suddenly.
While she was running around wearing nothing but an SHI construction helmet, vampire fangs, and a gold tie, she was screaming insults at Judge Murphy over SIC.
She then found Lucifer and they got married spontaneously. She followed him around for awhile and they killed pretty much everyone they met. He's pretty much the only reason she didn't die, though at one point I typed 'look me' and it said 'You are dead.' for my health. I found that rather amusing.
I just used this as a chance to be as strange and random as possible. It was absolutely hilarious and I really enjoyed it.
By Tylissa at Jan 11, 2003, 1:45 PM
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:sad:And as always, I miss most of the fun, I was there for the very begining of it, before all the shit was handed out, lost my toys that I had, died, had to log off, when I got back, I was stuck, unable to go clone, or light, and I know I so should have had a clone to fall back on, why I was unable to, is beyond me. Sometimes it sucks to be me. I hardly ever get to have any fun that I don't do for myslef, and that's usualy how it is seeing as how I'm so rarly on anymore and when I am able to log, wouldn't you know, there's noone I want to, or even would RP with, or so is usally the case. Hopefully next time some big fun thing comes up, I'll actualy get to take part in it as apposed to missing it like usual. Either that or I'm just to much of an idiot to notice it, but I'm prety sure this isn't always what's going on considering when I do manage to find someone I talk to, I get to hear about how I once again missed out on -all- the fun. Bah, enough typeing for now as I'm sure I probably sound kinda bitchy right now.
By Lucien at Jan 14, 2003, 9:48 AM
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