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SIC Scripts

Okay, I want to put together some random SIC scripts.  Here is one I put together.  I need them to be somewhat long in length, but not overly so.

uses $sic_script

cmas "BloodSam" "Chica, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?"
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "I scan."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Slip out of those pants chica, yeah."
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "I slip out of my pants, just for you, BloodSam."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat."
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "Oh, I like to play dress up."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Me too chica."
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "I kiss you softly on your chest."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."
pause 5
cmas "JuicyMuf" "Hey..."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite."
pause 5
cmas "JuicyMuf" "Funny I still don't see it."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness."
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Don't fuck with me baka, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid."
pause 10
cmas "JuicyMuf" "Don't ever message me again you splatjob."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The second cold war ends. Reagan's Head steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "You still there chica? I think it's getting hard now."
pause 10
cmas "BloodSam" "Chica?"

cmas "Chisolm" "So, anybody else hear about that Juicy Vee sex trid?"
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "Which one? He's got, what ten of them?"
pause 10
cmas "BitchQn" "Nah mang, he gots three. I got dem all as grid links."
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Shut the fuck up, Queenie, yah goddamned butch dyke. Why you gonna watch short dick gettin it on?"
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "Chisolm, which one?"
pause 10
cmas "BitchQn" "What? Fush yu mang! I's likes dem fine ass women he's fuckin! Dildo dem honeys till dey nevah wanna managain."
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "Which one man?"
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Shut the fuck up kid. It's suppose a be one with that fine piece of ass he's dating."
pause 10
cmas "BitchQn" "Ha! Chisolm yu paydata fuckin old man. Juicy an dat fine piece of French bread both free agents now. Mmmmmm I'd like do butter her toast!"
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "What?"
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "You heard me. Shut the fuck up yah goddamned punk kid."
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Heh. I can agree to that Queenie."
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "I hear it was a fake."
pause 10
cmas "Reynolds" "WILL YOU THREE FUCKING BE QUIET! I'm TRYING TO FUCKING JACK OFF HERE... fucking assholes."
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Kid, I swear, you pipe your brain one more time on this SIC feed I'm gonna fry you."
pause 10
cmas "BitchQn" "Mmmmmmmmm. Buttah'd French bread. Who care if it fake so long as it -look- real."
pause 10
cmas "JohnnyMo" "Hey! I'm not a fucking kid I'm fourteen you bastard and you can't fry me--"
pause 15
cmas "BitchQn" "Chisolm...."
pause 15
cmas "BitchQn" "You really fry di kid mang?"
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Fuck nah. I just gagged his ass for a while and maxed out his SIC creds."
pause 10
cmas "Reynolds" "Great. JUST FUCKING GREAT. I GOT FIFTEEN GODDAMNED MINUTES TO DO THIS ON MY COFFEE BREAK AND YOU FUCKERS KEEP INTERRUPTING MY THOUGHTS! Ungrateful Mix bastards. Thank Chisolm, BitchQn, and fucking JohnnyMo the next time you get three weeks of snowstorms!"
pause 10
cmas "Chisolm" "Keep bitchin, asshole. I'm reloading."

That's been added.  Just make sure to add: uses $sic_script to the start when you're posting them!

These are great so far.  What I want to see is one that it more dynamic.  Take a look at this code:

random "key" 4
if equals %key 1
 set "mood" "perky"
elseif equals %key 2
 set "mood" "polite"
elseif equals %key 3
 set "mood" "surly"
else
 set "mood" "default"
endif

See how we set key to be a random value between 1 and 4?  This allows us to have different resposnes randomly, which would allow us to have differing responses.

IE:

cmas "Chisolm" "So, anybody else hear about that Juicy Vee sex trid?"

random "key" 4
if equals %key 1
 cmas "JohnBoy" "Who the fuck cares?"
elseif equals %key 2
 cmas "Eric" "I did!"
elseif equals %key 3
cmas "Vera" "I caught my mom watching it!"
else
 cmas "Jack" "JUICY VEE IS MY HERO HIS SEX IS MY DREAM."
endif

cmas "Chisolm" "Great shit."
*more random stuff*

Oh, in case I didn't explain properly, that code would pick ONE of the messages to actually say, giving the sic script a much more dynamic element.

I'm guessing this will work, hehe, was just a bit bored.

uses $sic_script

cmas "MisterKeko" "Someone should really make cortex bombs mandatory for mixers.."
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "N8ive" "How about I come up there and beef inject your wife?"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FeelmeUP" "I had one up my ass once"
else
cmas "Wd0mkr" "I like the way you think big boy"
endif
pause 10
cmas "MisterKeko" "You think I'm playing? �Degenerate fucking scumbags."
pause 10
random "key 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "N8ive" "Say one more thing and you're a walking fuckin corpse"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FeelmeUp" "Why would you say that?"
else
cmas "Wd0mkr" "You wanna hook up big boy? �I'll even give you a discount for talking dirty to me."
pause 10
cmas "MisterKeko" "Die and rot in hell"
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "N8ive" "Hahaha, this -is- hell fuckhead!"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FeelmeUP" "I'm already rotting in hell asshole"
else
cmas "Wd0mkr" "Don't you know we're in hell already stud?"
endif

I figure that the 2nd and 3rd random responses will work in unison as well as compliment a different random if needed. �

(Edited by Vega at 8:07 pm on Aug. 11, 2009)

Maybe a bit biased, hah, but yea.


uses $sic_script

cmas "Taker" "Way I see it, we should head topside and storm the Hall of Justice."
pause 10
cmas "Pope" "Yea?  Well you go head an do dat. I'm takin bets on how many enforcers this chum's gonna get crammed into his orifices."
pause 5
cmas "wearyeyed" "I got a hunnerd on em not makin it in the elevator."
pause 10
cmas "Taker" "I ain't jokin.  I heard some of the lyrics that E-Love has, they inspirin.  We needa rise up!"
pause 5
cmas "Momma" "E-Love is fuckin gorgeous"
pause 5
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Twiz" "Hell yea he's gorgeous.  I also heard his dick's as thick as an ebola cola can"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FeelmeUP" "I've never seen him, anyone know where he's playing next?"
else
cmas "Corky" "Yea, Juicy Vee would kick his skinny ass"
endif
pause 10
cmas "RangerDngr" "So the chum has some decent fuckin verses, ya really gonna get creased over em?"
pause 10
cmas "Pope" "Damn, don't convince the guy otherwise, I've got bets pourin in."
pause 10
cmas "Taker" "Anyone interested in joining the march on the Hall meet me by the park gates!"
pause 10
cmas "weareyed" "Fuck, in that case, I got five hunnerd on that chum not makin it on the lev."
pause 5
cmas "Pope" "Done"
pause 10
cmas "makinFLASH" "The jakes gonna thrash that fucker.  An watch, he'll wake up in the vats an in a day or two he'll wanna do it again."
pause 10
cmas "WJF-Ops" "Citizens attempting to assault or vandalize the Hall of Justice will be terminated immediately."
pause 15
cmas "Taker" "Fuck it then, I'm gonna go smoke a fatty an lissen to some more E-Love."

Great work.  Both of those scripts are in the game.  I still want to compile several more before I make the code live.  Right now I have to run them manually.

Is there a way to incorporate random sic aliases with these messages? Can they be generated and then kept consistently throughout the script also?

It does not currently have that ability, no.

here's another

uses $sic_script

cmas "Wayner" "I heard they're rioting down in the southwest section of the RED Sector"
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "2Ace" "Yea? They need to just wipe em all out"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FU4$" "Yum, time for some business"
else
cmas "Shmuka" "Rioting over what?"
endif
pause 10
cmas "Wayner" "Oh well, who cares? �Glad I'm not down there"
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "2Ace" "Hah, well I'm heading to SuperHappyFunLand!"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FU4$" "Half-price special for the duration of the riot"
else
cmas "Shmuka" "Seriously, what the hell are they rioting about?"
pause 10
cmas "Wayner" "Ah, time to open another bottle of wine"
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "2Ace" "Anyone wanna join me for a game or two at SuperHappyFunLand?"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "FU4$" "Wayner, interested in some company?"
else
cmas "Shmuka" "What the fuck are they rioting about!?"
endif

(Edited by Vega at 5:20 pm on Oct. 9, 2009)

You forgot a closing quote in the random on line 16, but otherwise good stuff.

I've put the script in game in my sic-scripts verb.  We still need more of these people, especially ones that have a random element to them!

When we've got enough I'll add them to the random sic stuff that happens already.

Keep 'em coming!

Feel free to talk about interesting things in a mysterious way, to get people interested in different aspects of the game.

A bit longer, but I didn't see anything missing on this one, although I've been known to overlook things before.  

uses $sic_script

cmas "Flicka" "Alright,  so we meet at the Drome, grab a cab topside, snatch that fuckin slut up when she comes outta his cube an off er quicklike right?
pause 5
cmas "Wasted" "Yea, smart asshole"
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "Uh, hah, gotta love jokes eh?"
pause 5
cmas "Wasted" "Jokes?  Sounds to me like yer tha joke.  You'd fuck up a wet dream wouldn't ya?"
pause 5
cmas "Flicka" "C'mon, I was jus playin an shit.  Why you gotta be a dick?"
pause 10
cmas "Wasted" "I just think it's obvious yer a real grade A fuck up chum.."
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "I'm not a fuck up, I'm jus uh funny man"
pause 10
cmas "Wasted" "So, enough of the dumbass, anyone interested in tickets to the upcoming Icons game?"
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "I'm NOT A DUMBASS!"
pause 5
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Hooka" "Hahaha, you really pissed him off now"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "fakejake" "yea, you're really convincing us now.."
else
cmas "Number1Ghost" "Icons suck!"
endif
pause 8
cmas "Wasted" "Chill mano...  And I might be able to get some Wreckers tickets fer the right price"
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "Fine, want me to prove it?  Meet me down at Southside Connex!"
pause 5
cmas "Wasted" "Eh, you're a waste of breath..  I'm talkin biz now."
pause 5
cmas "Flicka" "I'll fuckin rape you!"
pause 10
cmas "Wasted" "Hmm, for the right price I know a chica that will let you rape her"
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "Why do I even bother?"
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Hooka" "Dunno chum, mebbe you should eat concrete"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "fakejake" "Fuck, I'm turning you guys off now"
else
cmas "Number1Ghost" "Wreckers suck!  Ghosts R Nummer 1!"
endif
cmas "Wasted" "Well, if anyone wants tickets then I'll be at the Deji for the next hour."
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "Fuck your tickets!  Where can I find you so I can crease your chump ass?"
pause 10
cmas "Wasted" "Hah!  Haha!  Can you prove my point anymore?"
pause 10
cmas "Flicka" "What are you talking about? Tell me where you are and I'll show you my point...of my blade baka!"
pause 10
cmas "Wasted" "Okay, better yet, just SIC Wasted if ya want tickets..I'm done with this burnt kid"

Is it possible to use a string variable in place of a constant for the first cmas argument? (i.e. cmas %someone "Forget it!")

Does random return a number between 0 and the number specified, or 1 and the number specified?

First script. Should have lots (lots!) of (mostly less involved) scripts by Monday or Tuesday. Spent some time emulating this in Perl to get a feel for the pauses to make them seem natural (as if someone read a line, thought a moment, and typed out a response). Hopefully no issues. :P


uses $sic_script

random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
set "location" to "The Orifice"
elseif equals %key 2
set "location" to "The Drome"
elseif equals %key 3
set "location" to "Deji-Pachi"
else
set "location" to "Sly's Place"
endif
cmas "Suave" "Anybody know where " %location " is?"
pause 9
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Loudz" "Ever'body know where it is, mano."
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Loudz" "Only all a da city."
else
cmas "Loudz" "Ya, ever one know."
endif
pause 6
cmas "Suave" "I don't."
pause 14
random "key" 2
if equals %key 1
cmas "TryIt" "It's on Sinn Street. Gotta climb over a fence, it's pretty close to the Du-Wear place."
else
cmas "TryIt" "A bit west of Lamb's Wake Drive, on Sinn Street. Have to climb the fence."
endif
pause 10
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Suave" "Thanks!"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Suave" "Thank you."
else
cmas "Suave" "Much obliged."
pause 32
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Suave" "The hell? Who runs something in a place like this?"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Suave" "What a strange place to run anything in."
else
cmas "Suave" "Huh, well I don't really see anything that looks like " %location "."
endif
pause 13
random "key" 3
if equals %key 1
cmas "Loudz" "Ya, they be a bit strange, jus' keep goin'."
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Loudz" "Dun worry about any o tha, you'll see it."
else
cmas "Loudz" "Jus' a lil further, shouldna be far."
endif
pause 21
cmas "Suave" "Oh god!"
pause 4
cmas "Loudz" "Haha."
pause 3
cmas "Suave" "NO! GET AWAY!"
pause 7
cmas "Suave" "GET OFF OF ME! LET GO!"
pause 6
random "key" 2
if equals %key 1
cmas "TryIt" "Hah, wish I were over there to see that."
else
cmas "TryIt" "You'd have thought he would have caught on."
endif
pause 2
cmas "Suave" "MY LEGS! AAAAGH! AAAAAAAAGH!"
pause 4
cmas "Suave" "HELP ME!"
pause 3
cmas "Suave" "PLEASE!"
pause 7
cmas "Suave" "SOMEBODY!"
pause 4
cmas "Suave" "I--AGHH!"
pause 18
cmas "Suave" "c-c-can't... can't move..."
pause 13
random "key" 2
if equals %key 1
cmas "TryIt" "Guess you should keep your corpie ass out of our district."
else
cmas "TryIt" "Aaand, another corpie has the honor of being dog chow."
endif
pause 11
cmas "Suave" "help... please..."
pause 20
cmas "Loudz" "Baka dead yet?"
pause 21
cmas "Loudz" "Guess so. Fuckin' aces, TryIt."
pause 7
cmas "TryIt" "I try."
pause 12
cmas "Loudz" "Haha, lemme buy ya a drink. See ya at da Ori?"
pause 10
random "key" 2
if equals %key 1
cmas "TryIt" "Sure."
else
cmas "TryIt" "Maybe later."
endif

(Edited by FashionMusic at 5:36 am on Feb. 27, 2010)

Just an idea that popped into my head a bit ago. As it inevitably happens when you have enough people in one semi-anonymous communication channel, perhaps a voting script over SIC?

Person1: Voting time! Which is better, %var1 or %var2?
Where var1 and 2 could be sets of... nexus and protek, red and green, beer and milk, The Orifice and The Drome, and so on... Depending on which set is randomly picked, ambient votes would randomly take their answers from a list of "alternative choices", such as beer, beer, beer, milk, milk, milk, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, BEER, Milk, Milk, Milk, Milk of course, MILK, Neither, Whiskey, Sake... and a vote is tallied internally, with the results published after say, a minute. Maybe even do checks during the voting, such that if "Sake" came up, a response like "Why in the hell would anyone drink sake?" might appear among the random response possibilities.

So far, doable. But can the scripting also take into account player input? Can it watch the SIC for responses, tally them if it finds a match, all the while continuing through the script with the ambient votes?

On a related note, can scripts trigger off of broadcast SIC messages, to do things like give correct/incorrect directions to someone that asks for the location of some place with cm? Or fire off some sort of elitist insult if someone claims to be a mixer?

Missing an endif on line 40ish of the script a couple posts up.


if equals %key 1
cmas "Suave" "Thanks!"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Suave" "Thank you."
else
cmas "Suave" "Much obliged."
pause 32

As for some other stuff I came up with...

1.
uses $sic_script

random "key" 9
if equals %key 9
set "adj1" to "average"
elseif equals %key 8
set "adj1" to "short"
elseif equals %key 7
set "adj1" to "tall"
elseif equals %key 6
set "adj1" to "wiry"
elseif equals %key 5
set "adj1" to "stout"
elseif equals %key 4
set "adj1" to "fat"
elseif equals %key 3
set "adj1" to "chubby"
elseif equals %key 2
set "adj1" to "normal"
elseif equals %key 1
set "adj1" to "midget"
else
set "adj1" to "regular"
endif

random "key" 9
if equals %key 9
set "adj2" to "average"
elseif equals %key 8
set "adj2" to "short"
elseif equals %key 7
set "adj2" to "tall"
elseif equals %key 6
set "adj2" to "wiry"
elseif equals %key 5
set "adj2" to "stout"
elseif equals %key 4
set "adj2" to "fat"
elseif equals %key 3
set "adj2" to "chubby"
elseif equals %key 2
set "adj2" to "normal"
elseif equals %key 1
set "adj2" to "midget"
else
set "adj2" to "regular"
endif

random "key" 9
if equals %key 9
set "noun1" to "man"
elseif equals %key 8
set "noun1" to "woman"
elseif equals %key 7
set "noun1" to "guy"
elseif equals %key 6
set "noun1" to "girl"
elseif equals %key 5
set "noun1" to "dude"
elseif equals %key 4
set "noun1" to "chick"
elseif equals %key 3
set "noun1" to "male"
elseif equals %key 2
set "noun1" to "female"
elseif equals %key 1
set "noun1" to "kid"
else
set "noun1" to "chicca"
endif

random "key" 9
if equals %key 9
set "noun2" to "man"
elseif equals %key 8
set "noun2" to "woman"
elseif equals %key 7
set "noun2" to "guy"
elseif equals %key 6
set "noun2" to "girl"
elseif equals %key 5
set "noun2" to "dude"
elseif equals %key 4
set "noun2" to "chick"
elseif equals %key 3
set "noun2" to "male"
elseif equals %key 2
set "noun2" to "female"
elseif equals %key 1
set "noun2" to "kid"
else
set "noun2" to "chicca"
endif

random "key" 7
if equals %key 7
set "location" to "Fuller Street"
elseif equals %key 6
set "location" to "Lamb's Wake Drive"
elseif equals %key 5
set "location" to "Sinn Street"
elseif equals %key 4
set "location" to "Klobb Street"
elseif equals %key 3
set "location" to "Ashlin Street"
elseif equals %key 2
set "location" to "Knife Street"
elseif equals %key 1
set "location" to "Fallout"
else
set "location" to "Tamiya"
endif

random "key" 7
if equals %key 7
cmas "s0candy" "You're not the only one with a gun, bitch!"
elseif equals %key 6
cmas "brn2kil" "Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!"
elseif equals %key 5
cmas "OnF1re" "Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*"
elseif equals %key 4
cmas "sh4do" "You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!"
elseif equals %key 3
cmas "sKiEs" "I think someone better call the judges."
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "hyprsh0t" "I'm not fucking scared of you!"
elseif equals %key 1
cmas "mrMine" "You can't kill me! Not in cold blood!"
else
cmas "r3ggy" "I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahh"!"
endif

pause 9

random "key" 3
if equals %key 3
cmas "CrsKrngl" "Oh god, fuckin' splat job. That " %adj1 " " %noun1 " just got creased by some " %adj2 " " %noun2 " packin' serious heat on %location!"
elseif equals %key 2
cmas "Flys0Hi" "Son of a bitch! That " %adj2 " " %noun2 " just wasted some " %adj1 " " %noun1 " on %location!"
else
cmas "hypeflxt" "Oooh! Did you see that shit?! That " %adj1 " " %noun1 " just got shot down by some " %adj2 " " %noun2 " on %location!"
endif

random "key" 12
if equals %key 12
pause 6
cmas "fr33" "This is gonna ruin my whole day!"
elsif equals &key 11
pause 6
cmas "Syrup" "This is gonna ruin my whole day!"
elsif equals &key 10
pause 6
cmas "dniweR" "This is gonna ruin my whole day!"
elsif equals %key 9
pause 6
cmas "tru2u" "Sweet dreams."
elsif equals %key 8
pause 6
cmas "Black" "Sweet dreams."
elsif equals %key 7
pause 6
cmas "Class" "Sweet dreams."
else
pause 1
endif

Can you use a label to calculate the values to variables and return them?
Also, the above script might work well with some additional scripting to create NPCs that attack each other, or just tell players in the appropriate rooms what's happening.

2.
uses $sic_script

cmas "StlYrBnz" "So I found this box. Says \"Mr. Smith\" on it... Anyone know how to open it?"
pause 8
cmas "s4vvy" "Are you sure you want to open it?"
pause 8
cmas "StlYrBnz" "I think so... Why?"
pause 9
cmas "s4vvy" "Have you never heard the tale of Mr. Smith?"
pause 7
cmas "StlYrBnz" "Mm... nuh uh."
pause 19
cmas "s4vvy" "A mixer, managed to do pretty well for hisself. Until he run afoul of that which vexes all men."
pause 9
cmas "Wandrer" "What vexes all men?"
pause 5
cmas "s4vvy" "What indeed."
pause 3
cmas "Soar" "The mix?"
pause 2
cmas "resmash" "Sums?"
pause 1
cmas "ltn33ng" "Why nothing good is ever on TV?"
pause 3
cmas "StlYrBnz" "The dichotomy of good and evil?"
pause 2
cmas "Ohplz" "A woman."
pause 4
cmas "s4vvy" "A woman. He fell in love."
pause 6
cmas "Krash" "Weak ass story."
pause 4
cmas "Soar" "No, no, I heard it was the mix he fell in love with."
pause 8
cmas "s4vvy" "Ugh. Same story, different versions. And all are true."
pause 13
cmas "s4vvy" "See, it was a woman as lawless and harsh and threatening as the mix."
pause 14
cmas "s4vvy" "Him never stopped loving her. But the pain it caused was to much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die."
pause 10
cmas "Wandrer" "What exactly did he put into the box?"
pause 5
cmas "s4vvy" "Him heart."
pause 7
cmas "ltn33ng" "Literally or figuratively?"
pause 9
cmas "Soar" "He couldn't literally put his heart in a box. Could he?"
pause 9
cmas "ProfDoom" "He could have updated his clone first."
pause 8
cmas "s4vvy" "There was no clone."
pause 6
cmas "s4vvy" "It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings."
pause 11
cmas "StlYrBnz" "Well... damn."
pause 13
cmas "StlYrBnz" "Anyone want to buy a box? Could be anything in it!"

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3.
uses $sic_script

cmas "Sxe" "It's real!"
pause 3
cmas "w00l" "You actually were telling the truth."
pause 7
cmas "sNeEky" "I do that quite a lot. Yet chummers are always surprised."
pause 4
cmas "FLB" "With good reason."

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4.
uses $sic_script

cmas "MrMuscle" "Bah, bitches be gettin' harder n' harder to pick up."
pause 7
cmas "MrMuscle" "All I did's invite 'em to have a drink."
pause 9
cmas "Shiang" "You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat."
pause 5
cmas "bOing" "HAHAHA!"
pause 1
cmas "elloH" "Haha!"
pause 2
cmas "MrMuscle" "...Which word was 'goat'?"
pause 5
cmas "MrMuscle" "Hey! Dun make me come find you bakas!"

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5.
uses $sic_script

cmas "sixer" "Throw it chum!"
pause 3
cmas "Myne" "Where?"
pause 3
cmas "sixer" "Chum throw it!"
pause 3
cmas "Myne" "Where?!"
pause 4
cmas "sixer" "Throw the bomb over the edge!"
pause 3
cmas "sixer" "Throw it, throw it!"
pause 3
cmas "sixer" "Throw it over the edge!"
pause 6
cmas "Myne" "No, there's people down there!"
pause 4
cmas "sixer" "Myne, throw it!"
pause 4
cmas "Myne" "sixer!"
pause 2
cmas "sixer" "Myne!"
pause 2
cmas "Myne" "sixer!"
pause 2
cmas "sixer" "...Myne!"
pause 2
cmas "Myne" "sixer!"
pause 10
cmas "KKG" "Who the FUCK just blew up my Holden?!?!"
pause 8
cmas "KKG" "Was that you bakas?! STAY RIGHT THERE!"

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6.
uses $sic_script

cmas "2koo" "Saved your ass again, chummer."
pause 7
cmas "p4rted" "Give me a break, Pops."
pause 5
cmas "trikini" "Such a nice ass."
pause 5
cmas "p4rted" "And a lonely ass."

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7.
uses $sic_script

cmas "pOppin" "Hey, you! Bitch in da pink on Sinn!"
pause 8
cmas "pOppin" "Yo ass need a personal trainer! Must weigh 180 pounds; more than a damn car, girl!"
pause 7
cmas "sAsSySal" "I have a thyroid condition!"
pause 6
cmas "pOppin" "Well stop eating thyroids!"

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8.
uses $sic_script

cmas "brEAKa" "Hehe, I will teach you..."
pause 3
cmas "SweetyMn" "BAKA!"
pause 3
cmas "brEAKa" "Hey, HEY, HEY!"
pause 2
cmas "QkStrkr" "Oh man! An average man just got blown to PIECES on Fuller!"
pause 2
cmas "sh1ne" "OH! HOLY SHIT!"
pause 4
cmas "b0mB" "Son of a bitch! They ain't findin' the bits to that stout guy!"
pause 2
cmas "RuffStf" "That HAD to hurt!"
pause 1
cmas "Trik" "A tall guy just got MASSACRED by a regular dude on Fuller Street!"
pause 2
cmas "str1p" "Did you all see that?! A fat man got blown apart on Fuller!"
pause 2
cmas "RuffStf" "Oh DAMN! Are you watching this guys?!"
pause 1
cmas "z3r00" "A regular dude just fucking destroyed a muscular dude!"
pause 2
cmas "mrblasta" "JESUS! A tall dude just went boom!"
pause 2
cmas "Creesar" "What the FUCK?!"
pause 1
cmas "mrblasta" "BOOM!"
pause 9
cmas "SweetyMn" "You tell them to fokking stand down!
pause 4
cmas "siir3n" "Oh god, there's bodies everywhere. We need judges on Fuller!"
pause 8
cmas "SweetyMn" "Put the fokking weapons in the bag!"
pause 6
cmas "SweetyMn" "Don't fokking look at me!"

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9.
uses $sic_script

cmas "LvnItUp" "You smokers should really try a patch."
pause 10
cmas "slapya" "Oh man, that shit doesn't work."
pause 11
cmas "unFl4t" "Dun matter anyway, not like the stuff'll kill ya anymore."
pause 14
cmas "LvnItUp" "It worked for my cousin, and kill you or not it's still disgusting."
pause 8
cmas "slapya" "Yeah?"
pause 8
cmas "LvnItUp" "Well my cousin had to wear about six at a time, but it worked."
pause 12
cmas "slapya" "So how is your cousin now?"
pause 6
cmas "LvnItUp" "Oh he's dead."
pause 5
cmas "slapya" "He's dead?"
pause 6
cmas "LvnItUp" "It wasn't because of the patch, mano."
pause 7
cmas "slaypa" "So how did he die?"
pause 5
cmas "LvnItUp" "His girl shot him."

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10.
uses $sic_script

cmas "s0fast" "Was it something I said?"
pause 8
cmas "Ang3l" "How about the words, \"I'll be right back\"?"

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11.
uses $sic_script

cmas "MissPrty" "What's going on? They came into my apartment. They just took him away. They searched my home."
pause 22
cmas "redSoft" "Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor John has been arrested for shooting a judge.
pause 12
cmas "MissPrty" "What?!"
pause 10
cmas "redSoft" "Yeah. Now, do not discuss anything over the telephone. Don't talk to your neighbors. Stay off of the street."

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12.
uses $sic_script

cmas "ph4tleef" "What's Withmore's policy towards treatment of addiction?"
pause 17
cmas "Salazar" "Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about."
pause 12
cmas "Rocket" "Well, unless they've cloned..."
pause 7
cmas "Salazar" "I dare say most of them can't afford to clone."

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13.
uses $sic_script

cmas "DoRite" "Is someone out there?"
pause 6
cmas "DoRite" "Open this door, please!"
pause 8
cmas "DoRite" "Come on. I can't breathe!"
pause 15
cmas "DoRite" "If you can hear me, open this door..."
pause 12
cmas "DoRite" "I swear on my life I didn't take the master's car!"
pause 14
cmas "DoRite" "OPEN THIS DOOR, OR I'LL BREAK THROUGH IT AND GRAB YOU!"

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14.
uses $sic_script

cmas "red4lyfe" "We should start a war, revolt against the corporations!"
pause 9
cmas "arch1t" "No, war is bad. I know."
pause 8
cmas "DrtyMxr" "You don't know nothin' about no war."
pause 7
cmas "arch1t" "Everybody knows war."
pause 13
cmas "arch1t" "War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!"
pause 11
cmas "DrtyMxr" "It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!"
pause 2
cmas "FineWine" "Hah, ooold ass song right there."
pause 5
cmas "arch1t" "Yaw."
pause 5
cmas "DrtyMxr" "Y'all!"
pause 5
cmas "arch1t" "Yaw!"
pause 7
cmas "DrtyMxr" "Man you sound like a karate movie, y'all!"
pause 7
cmas "arch1t" "Yoll."

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15.
uses $sic_script

cmas "TickT0ck" "You were pretty good with that hook."
pause 12
cmas "VinylChk" "Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighborhood. You were pretty good on the bike."
pause 12
cmas "TickT0ck" "Thank you. It comes from not growing up at all."

Very nice.  Where have you been lately?Hyperbole

uses $sic_script

cmas "SK-Acct" "Hel.. Hello? Is this thing working.. damn signal down here.. Mark! Mark man.. get me out of here! I'm getting dirty just standing here among these mongoloid freaks."

pause 10

cmas "SK-HR3" "How the hell did you get down in the mix? You're on your own man, I'll see you at Genetek."

pause 8

cmas "SK-Acct" "C'mon! Man.. don't do this to me these mixers smell and they're looking at me like I meat.. No, no! Don't touch that, those are expensive!"

pause 5

cmas "SK-Acct" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MAAAAARRRRRRRKKKK!!!"

pause 3

cmas "CheezHed" "Oh Shit! Some pretty guy just got deceleration trauma on Sinn Street!.. He does got some nice shoes thou'.."

pause 6

cmas "Reine" "I got dibs on tha briefcase!"

pause 2

cmas "Klown" "I got dibs on his skivvies!"

I read above where you can't use a random to select and set a cmas alias. What about pause durations? Just curious. I think they would feel more natural, limber, especially when seen for a second or third time around, when the pauses can be less fixed.

Example:

cmas "Tweeker" "Dammit, where's that fucking dose!"

set "%mypause" 15

random "pausepad" 20

math "%mypause" = %mypause "+" %pausepad

pause %mypause

cmas "Tweeker" "FUCKIN'AYYYYY! Ready to rawk!"

set "%mypause" 2

random "pausepad" 5

math "%mypause" = %mypause "+" %pausepad

pause %mypause

cmas "Tweeker" "blurt crazy shit"

set "%mypause" 2

random "pausepad" 5

math "%mypause" = %mypause "+" %pausepad

pause %mypause

cmas "Tweeker" "blurt more crazy shit"

set "%mypause" 2

random "pausepad" 5

math "%mypause" = %mypause "+" %pausepad

pause %mypause

cmas "Tweeker" "blurt another crazy shit"

set "%mypause" 2

random "pausepad" 5

math "%mypause" = %mypause "+" %pausepad

pause %mypause

cmas "Tweeker" "blurt more crazy shit"

That's what I'm thinking - erratic, not predictable pauses (in this case, a fast flurry of SIC messages, anything from 2 to 7 seconds between each of them). Sure, I could hardcode a different pause between each blurt, but you see what I mean about the next time someone sees the script run, it would "feel" less stiff if it weren't the same. Naturally the actual blurts can be randomized too for enhancing the same effect. Does something like this work? I'm gonna guess No, but I'm just guessing because I can't actually run the parse tester right now for some reason. Mailing help@sindome.org about that shortly

I suppose a less 'messy' way of doing that if possible is to define a random variable for each speaker

random "first" 7

random "second" 7

random "third" 7

etc, etc

And as they speak you can assign the different values to replace what would have been the pause values i.e.:

pause %first

pause %second

pause %third

Obviously I don't know if the pause 'verb/command' will accept a substitution string but that could be a way of doing it and it would create the same outcome.

uses $sic_script

cmas "EagleEye" "Oh shit! Sam, Sam! You've got to get your ass to the gates, on the fly."

pause 3

cmas "Brick" "Jesus, this better be worth it. What's the word?"

pause 3

cmas "EagleEye" "We've got a handful of immies that are more clueless than that fat chica from the Canary."

pause 2

cmas "Brick" "Oh shit, easy pickin's."

pause 5

cmas "EagleEye" "Fuck, man. They've got pockets on 'em. They must be wannabe corpies that couldn't afford a shuttle."

pause 2

cmas "Brick" "Keep'em busy, mano. ETA in 5."

pause 300

cmas "Brick" "I'm in the usual spot. Waitin' for the signal."

pause 40

cmas "EagleEye" "Holy fuck, baka! Why'd you hit him so hard? I'm never going to get this blood off my threads."

pause 3

cmas "Brick" "Stop your bitchin', mano. Look at all this flash. A fistful o' chy in less than ten, man. Slick as fuck."

pause 3

cmas "EagleEye" "I liked this shit, bata. It's going to take a week to find another pair of shoes without holes in 'em."

pause 3

cmas "Brick" "Shut your trap already and help me me hide the body before the jakes show up."

Hmm. I need to add these to the system...

uses $sic_script

cmas "Rachel" "Did you have a good time with your WHORE?"

pause 10

cmas "Raymond" "I'm a BUSINESS MAN! I do BUSINESS!"

pause 10

mas "Rachel" "Oh, don't give me that, Raymond, I can SMELL HER ON YOU!"

pause 10

cmas "Raymond" "You're drunk... AGAIN! What kind of example are you setting for our kid? Huh?"

pause 10

mas "Rachel" "I'm going to start living life for MYSELF! Starting with BREAKING ALL OF YOUR FINE CHINA!"

pause 10

cmas "Raymond" "As a business man, you KNOW the only weakness I have is broken china!"

pause 5

cmas "Raymond" "No, no, NO! MY BABIES! RACHEL, NOOO! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!"

This last one has been added. In fact all of these are added. We need more. MOARRRR!

Suggestions for SIC scripts that would not be terribly repetitive and that could actually help out newbies here and there:

War stories that do NOT include direct IC information.

Locations of shops IE: a script where a courier asks the location of a specific place and after some bickering gets an answer.

Someone being requested to report to the HOJ.

Someone being chastised for not repaying a loan to a loan shark.

Someone coming out of the vats after a corpse clone and not remembering the last hour of their life.

Gang violence.

TERRA responding to a crime.

uses $sic_script

cmas "Almira" "Okay guys, I'm in position, you guys said the dragon was last located here, right?"

pause 10

cmas "Hektor" "Copy that chica, dragon was last spotted near your location."

pause 5

cmas "Almira" "Target located, in pursuit."

pause 10

cmas "Hektor" "Copy"

pause 10

cmas "Almira" "Fuck! Dragon is heading my way! Opening fire! *BLAM BLAM* It's not stopping- wait.. What's that between it's legs.. OH FUCK NO!"

pause 5

cmas "Hektor" "ABORT! I REPEAT ABORT! GET TO SAFETY!"

pause 10

cmas "Almira" "Ah fuck my clothes! *BLAM* My gun! .. Please Mr. Dragon! NO! OH GOD NOT THERE!"

pause 10

cmas "Hektor" "Cut contact, we lost her. May god bless her soul."

uses $sic_script

cmas "Mank" "Hey dude where you at? I'm at the arcade shooting stuff up LIKE A PRO!"

pause 10

cmas "Boby" "Sorry man, I'm kinda busy."

pause 10

cmas "Mank" "Aw no worries! I'm killing this game thanks to this headset I got! It's like shooting at real enemies!"

pause 20

cmas "Bystand" "Holy shit run for your lives! That guy is killing everyone! Where's the Jakes when you need them!"

pause 5

cmas "Mank" "Haha take THAT! Oh sweet new gun!"

pause 10

cmas "WJF-MATT" "Cadet down! I repeat! Cadet down! We need backup here!"

pause 5

cmas "Mank" Aw YEA this thing kicks like a mule! Oh man dude you should see this virtual enemy' face! I just took his gun and the other guy's calling for backup! Oh look a mech! And no more!"

pause 10

cmas "Boby" "Uh, dude. Take off the headset, you're not playing the game bro."

pause 10

cmas "Mank" Pfft, you're just jealous I'm pro at this game. I just blew up that mech!"

pause 5

cmas "WJF-MATT" "We lost our Ingram! Send backup NOW!"

pause 10

cmas "Mank" "Ha! IN YOUR FAC-"

pause 50

cmas "Boby" "..Bro? You okay? Oh shit."

pause 10

cmas "WJF-MATT" "WCS, couple of stiffs for you at the Hall."

(first time doing anything related to babbleon scripting)

uses $sic_script

cmas "Th2cman" "Fuck, man, oh fuck, did I really fuck that bitch at the O?"

pause 5

cmas "Bubblerz" "Fuck yeah you did, bitch looked like a dune dragon on v-202."

pause 10

cmas "Th2cman" "Maaaan, it hurts to piss now."

pause 10

cmas "Bubblerz" "Dude, it hurt to piss before you fucked her."

pause 5

cmas "Th2cman" "Oh, shit. Right."

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uses $sic_script

cmas "Bratata" "I'z going to fuck you'z up, baka, fucking with my bitch without my permission!"

pause 3

cmas "Angelkok" "Haaa, she fucking liked it good thou- OH SHIT PUT THAT UP MANG, JUST KIDDING-"

pause 1

cmas "Angelkok" "OH GOD MY BALLS!"

pause 2

cmas "Bratata" "Suck it faggot, you got two holes where your testicles should be!"

pause 4

cmas "Oproh" "Shit, that fucker needs cyber-balls now."

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uses $sic_script

cmas "TERRAFAG" "Yo, suck my dick Terra, twelve inches of cyber-steel and some bullets wit'cho name on'em!"

pause 10

cmas "TERRAFAG" "Yo-yo-yo, wait, I'z was just kidding! Ah, fucking those batons hurt! Asscunt, fucking stop!"

pause 3

cmas "TERRAEGA" "Eat shit, Mix-bitch, I'm not stopping!"

pause 5

cmas "TERRAFAG" "Agh- eat shit, Bitta, fucking throw it!"

pause 1

cmas "Untari" "Oh- fuck! That was an ace bomb throw!"

pause 20

cmas "TERRAFAG" "Agh...what the fuck just happened, why'z am I in the clone vats?"

pause 5

cmas "Untari" "Heh...long story..."

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uses $sic_script

cmas "Immyhead" "Hey, where is Kro's Kar Kare?"

pause 3

cmas "Artylfe" "Who cares, fuck you!"

pause 3

cmas "Sinzrule" "Fucking cunt Art, we'll tear you apart!"

pause 3

cmas "Immyhead" "I-I was just wondering where KKK's was."

pause 1

cmas "Sinzrule" "Sinner turf, bitch, find it yourself!"

pause 3

cmas "Artylfe" "Fuck you Sinner- it's on North Tamiya, fuck face!"

pause 3

cmas "Immyhead" "Uh...thanks?"

pause 2

cmas "Sinzrule" "Fuck you Art, now we're going to tear this fucking immy in twelve fucking pieces!"

pause 5

cmas "Artylfe" "Bitch, we'll fucking get to him first!"

pause 2

cmas "Immyhead" "Fuck this! When can I leave!?"

pause 3

cmas "Sinzrule" "Never, fucker, now come die!"

pause 10

cmas "Immyhead" "Wai-wait, no, no, I'm not Immyhead- I swea- AGH!"

pause 3

cmas "Rockinz" "Holy shit, they tore that fucking immy in twelve fucking pieces. Hope he tastes great."

uses $sic_script

cmas "BO$$" "Yo, bro, I just saw a dune dragon walkin' down Fuller! RUN!"

pause 3

cmas "JohnBoy" "Tha's mah fuckin' WIFE you're talkin' about!"

pause 5

cmas "BehindU" "Someone married a dune dragon? Wonder what the sex is like..."

pause 2

cmas "JohnBoy" "No, you sick fuck! He was comparin' my wife to the dune dragon! I's not fuckin' the dune dragon!"

pause 5

cmas "BO$$" "So you admit you're with a dune dragon, then?"

pause 3

cmas "JohnBoy" "...FUCK, I've been exposed.."

pause 4

cmas "Synthia" "Johnny, how could you DO this to me? All this time, you were tellin' me you were just listening to loud Juicy Vee music in the next room!"

pause 10

cmas "Synthia" "How the fuck did you even get a dune dragon into our apartment?"

pause 3

cmas "JohnBoy" "Same way you're goin' out of the apartment."

pause 7

cmas "Bakalaka" "OH SHIT! Some mano just through a lady out of a Westinghaus window! SHE DEAD!"

pause 4

cmas "WJF-DUNE" "Citizen John Fryer, please report to the Hall of Justice IMMEDIATELY."

uses $sic_script

cmas "Popcorny" "TAKE A SHOWER, BAKA!"

pause 20

cmas "MixHustl" "That was me!"

pause 20

cmas "MixHustl" "How do I get to that huge mall at Green from Fuller Street?"

pause 5

cmas "MixHustl" "This hologram at the gates says it's the Cordoba Mallplex. Sounds expensive!"

pause 5

cmas "Dorothy" "I swear if you come up here I'll call the Judges."

pause 10

cmas "Ewwww" "Are those smelly Mixers even allowed at this level?"

pause 5

cmas "Dorothy" "I don't know!?"

pause 5

cmas "Bakary" "You can't even afford the lev fare up here, baka."

pause 15

cmas "GoodSoul" "Just use the... uh... pedestrian path on the express tubes. I do it all the time!"

pause 60

cmas "Trucker" "BEEP BEEP!"

pause 3

cmas "Dodger75" "TRUCKS HURT, MOTHERFUCKER!"

pause 3

cmas "Paponik" "BAKA IN THE TUBES!"

pause 10

cmas "Klondike" "Did y'all see that!? This baka just got sliced by a car at the tubes!"

pause 5

cmas "TotlRad9" "Wooooah!"

uses $sic_script

// this language really need arrays. just saying. or access to a random name generator. also string concatenation.

//

// set up the actors.

//

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "victim" "Edwin"

elseif equals %r 2

set "victim" "Martin"

else

set "victim" "Taylor"

endif

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "otherguy" "Felix"

elseif equals %r 2

set "otherguy" "Scott"

else

set "otherguy" "Manly"

endif

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "agent" "WJF-LORD"

set "antagjoke" "WJF-LORD, more like WJF-LARD! HAHA!"

elseif equals %r 2

set "agent" "WJF-DILL"

set "antagjoke" "WJF-DILL, more like WJF-DICK! HAHA!"

else

set "agent" "WJF-ADAM"

set "antagjoke" "WJF-ADAM, more like WJF-A DAM SHAME! HAHA!"

endif

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "antag" "BigShit"

set "wjfloc" "Ops, locate BigShit"

set "wjfcall" "Citizen Charles Macdonald, report to the Hall of Justice immediately."

set "wjfjudge" "Citizen Charles Macdonald, you have been found guilty of felony Motor Vehicular Homicide. The sentence is clone death."

elseif equals %r 2

set "antag" "Fat-TURF"

set "wjfloc" "Ops, locate Fat-TURF"

set "wjfcall" "Citizen Theodore Clark, report to the Hall of Justice immediately."

set "wjfjudge" "Citizen Theodore Clark, you have been found guilty of felony Motor Vehicular Homicide. The sentence is clone death."

else

set "antag" "Chunkies"

set "wjfloc" "Ops, locate Chunkies"

set "wjfcall" "Citizen Andrew Roberts, report to the Hall of Justice immediately."

set "wjfjudge" "Citizen Andrew Roberts, you have been found guilty of felony Motor Vehicular Homicide. The sentence is clone death."

endif

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "traf1" "TP-Dlivr"

set "traf1cm" "Hey, watch it!"

elseif equals %r 2

set "traf1" "ROBO-CAR"

set "traf1cm" "Beep boop. Get off the tube. Asshole."

else

set "traf1" "MonoLuv"

set "traf1cm" "Heavens! You scratched my car, my beautiful car!"

endif

random "r" 3

if equals %r 1

set "traf2" "WEC-EMT"

set "traf2cm" "Holy SHIT."

set "traf2cm2" "It's a good thing we're already here..."

elseif equals %r 2

set "traf2" "ThugLYFE"

set "traf2cm" "Aww HAYELL no."

set "traf2cm2" "Gonna knock sum fuckin' skullz..."

else

set "traf2" "BigJ-Fan"

set "traf2cm" "I'm getting closer! Closer! Closer! Oh nevermind, I lived."

set "traf2cm2" "He loves you all!"

endif

set "kro" "KroTow"

//

// let's get this show rolling.

//

cmas %victim "Uh."

pause 2

cmas %victim "Help!"

pause 3

cmas %victim "Anyone? Police!"

pause 9

cmas %agent "What seems to be the trouble, Citizen?"

pause 3

cmas %victim "I got robbed!"

pause 2

cmas %antag "HAHA BAKA!"

pause 2

cmas %victim "Please help me, he stole my money!"

pause 4

cmas %agent "Do you have a description of your assailant?"

pause 7

cmas %victim "He was this stocky guy with blue eyes! On Sinn Street please send help!"

pause 4

cmas %otherguy "Uh, bro. You know that describes like.. a million people, right?"

pause 2

cmas %victim "Please!"

pause 5

cmas %antag "Bitch stop whinin bout fitty chy 'n grow up a'ready."

pause 3

cmas %victim "That was my crate money! You stole it didn't you!"

pause 1

cmas %antag "Nuh."

pause 2

cmas %agent %wjfloc

pause 3

cmas %antag %antagjoke

pause 8

cmas %agent %wjfcall

pause 2

cmas %antag "YALL NIGUHZ CAIN'T PROVIT."

pause 300

cmas %traf1 %traf1cm

pause 2

cmas %traf2 %traf2cm

pause 6

cmas %traf1 "Gonna need a tow truck in the tubes to Gold from North Fallout! And possibly an ambulance!"

pause 6

cmas %kro "Aight. I be up inna sec."

pause 3

cmas %traf1 "Jesus christ, what a mess."

pause 5

cmas %traf2 %traf2cm2

pause 300

cmas %agent %wjfjudge

pause 2

cmas %antag "Well f"

pause 7

cmas %agent "WCS to the Hall of Justice."

//

// THE END ...?

//

pause 300

cmas %antag "Tha fuck happen."

pause 7

cmas %otherguy "Oh hey, it's you again."

pause 3

cmas %antag "Why tha -fuck- am I inna Genetek, wakin' up from bein' dead, -again-?"

pause 4

cmas %victim "You don't remember?"

pause 2

cmas %otherguy "Oh, you know, something about a pile of bodies and carnage left in your wake."

pause 2

cmas %antag "Yeh."

pause 2

cmas %antag "Sounds like somethin' I'd do."

//

// THE END.

//

uses $sic_script

cmas "WJF-ABEL" "WCS, there are several corpses at the Hall of Justice"

pause 10

cmas "WCS-RIP" "So?"

pause 5

cmas "WFJ-ABEL" "Remove them."

pause 2

cmas "WCS-RIP" "Ehhhh... I'm on break."

pause 5

cmas "WJF-ABEL" "They have been here for several days now. The Hall stinks."

pause 5

cmas "WCS-RIP" "Haha. Sure it does. Probably pretty ripe in there. Real stanky. Like vomit inducing levels of odor?"

pause 2

cmas "WJF-ABEL" "Eugh... yes."

pause 10

cmas "WCS-RIP" "Ehhhh... I'll see what I can do. Prob be off break in a few days or so. In the meantime, nose plugs. Great investment."

uses $sic_script

cmas "Johnson" "Hey, Jack, you awake?"

pause 10

cmas "JackJohn" "Mmhm?"

cmas "Jackson" "Yeah, Boss?"

cmas "JackSon" "Oh, what the fuck do you want?"

cmas "Jackie" "Yeah, what?"

pause 5

cmas "JackJohn" "Hm?"

cmas "Jackson" "Wait, what?"

cmas "JackSon" "Oh, fuck's sake, he's hired more goons?"

cmas "Jackie" "Wait, you work for him too?"

pause 12

cmas "Johnson" "...are you all named Jack?"

pause 5

cmas "JackJohn" "Mmhm."

cmas "Jackson" "Seems so, Boss."

cmas "JackSon" "Take a guess, asshole."

cmas "Jackie" "Uh, I guess so?"

pause 10

cmas "Johnson" "Oookay. That... confuses things. Anyway, you guys all set on the plan?"

pause 5

cmas "JackJohn" "Mmhm."

cmas "Jackson" "All set, Boss."

cmas "JackSon" "You said this was gonna be a small job. Never mentioned other people!"

cmas "Jackie" "Hey, GUYS? I'm a woman!"

pause 3

cmas "JacksSon" "Oh, don't get you baka-ass panties in a bunch, Jackie. Guys is a generalized fucking term."

pause 3

cmas "Johnson" "Okay, so, we meet at the house at 15:50 and-"

pause 1

cmas "Jackie" "No, I'm a young, vivacious woman, and I will be referred to as such, JackSon! And watch that filthy mouth of yours!"

pause 4

cmas "JackSon" "Filthy mouth? Bet not near as dirty as yours. Not when I'm done with you, anyway."

pause 2

cmas "JackSon" "I don't wash much."

pause 2

cmas "JackSon" "Gonna be niiiiice and cheesy for you. Extra flavor."

pause 7

cmas "JackJohn" "Ugh."

cmas "Jackson" "Ew. Guys, the Boss is talking, just shush."

cmas "Jackie" "That's disgusting. Typical."

pause 5

cmas "Johnson" "...alright, JackSon, settle down. Look, we clearly need to work some things out. Can you all come to the safe room at, say... Noon tomorrow?"

pause 3

cmas "Johnson" "And, wear name tags or something."

pause 6

cmas "JackJohn" "Mmhm. I'll be Jack."

cmas "Jackson" "Sure, Boss. I'll be Jack."

cmas "JackSon" "Fuck, fine. I'll be wearing Jack. Jackie, wear something nice. And easily rippable."

cmas "Jackie" "Can I just be Jack? On my name tag."

pause 10

cmas "Johnson" "...Noon tomorrow. No name tags. You people are a headache."

That was hilarious to read Curt.

I've added support to $sic_script for randomization of people/place/things/archetypes/corps/gangs.

I've also added support for randomized aliases.

"gang" => "The Bringers", "The Arteries", etc

"person" => "Miranda Wu", "Doc McClure", "Judge Volkyre", etc

"street" => "Fuller Street", "Death Row and Fuller", "the Knife's Hilt", etc

"penis" => "cock", "dick", "prick", etc

"action" => "apologize", "suck a man off", "die", etc

"corp" => "Genetek", "NLM", "Skywatch", etc

"bar" => "the Drome", "Carnal", "Carnal Desires", etc

"drug" => "Endo", "Endoprine", "V", etc

"cloth" => "coat", "blazer", "tie", etc

"archetype" => "meat puppet", "joe boy", "razor grrl", etc

uses $sic_script

//env "testing" 1

//set variables

// first argument is variable name, used later

// second argument is the random group/person/archetype/etc (see above list)

getsub "%archetype" "archetype"

getsub "%archetype2" "archetype"

getsub "%street" "street"

getsub "%penis" "penis"

getsub "%corpname" "corp"

//get random aliases

randalias "%alias" "male"

randalias "%alias2" "female"

//send first message

cmas %alias "Oh man a " %archetype " just ran up and licked a " %archetype2 " on " %street "."

pause 5

//send second message

cmas %alias2 "Yeah? Go eat a " %penis "."

pause 5

cmas %alias "Fucking " %corpname " be damned, maybe I will."

Oh. Is that how you do string concatenation? Neat. Thanks Slither.

I wanna do one of those but am not fully sure I understand how exactly it works. :(

So kinda like.. this?

"animal" => "dune dragons", "dogs", "cats", "spiders", "giant centipedes from Jupiter", etc.

"street" => "Ashlin Street", "Lamb's Wake Drive", "Fuller Street", "Sinn Street", "Knife Street", "New Light Avenue", "Soma", "Skywatch Lane", etc.

"action" => "pissing", "shitting", "jumping", "mauling", etc.

"drugs" => "nana", "Na-3Z", "marcy", "endo", "endoprine", "Vee", etc.

"object" => "ripper docs", "bodyguards", "judges", "bakas", "gangers", "short people", "dune dragons", "dogs", "cats", "spiders", "giant centipedes from Jupiter", etc.

"people" => "ripper docs", "bodyguards", "judges", "bakas", "gangers", "short people", etc.

uses $sic_script

getsub "%animal" "animal"

getsub "%street" "street"

getsub "%action" "action"

getsub "%animal2" "object"

getsub "%drugs" "drugs"

getsub "

randalias "%alias" "male"

randalias "%alias2" "male"

cmas %alias "HOLY SHIT! There's "%animal" runnin' up and down "%street" "%action" on "object."

cmas %alias2 "Jesus, mano, you on "%drug"? Everyone knows that "%animal" don't exist. They're a myth invented by "%people" to protect themselves!"

Would that work?

Whoops, forget the last 'getsub', forgot to delete it

Ah, no. The substitutions are actually built into the sic script code. The ones I listed are the only ones you can utilize currently. You don't have to include them in your script, I was including them in my post to show you how they work.

However, I kinda like what you did there... I may look into making what you did or something like it, possible.

Thanks!

Maybe players could help with the large lists of variables? Or yeah, maybe players could create their own variables? I'm totally up for either one.

We have a lot of good humorous stuff. I wanted to craft something dark that would give a sense of realism and lore to the world so I have personified a psychopath of a soldier who’s story and pains can be discovered through the lines of his/her SIC rambling.

// WarRamble 1 //

uses $sic_script

cmas “Torn1” “Oye. Back in my day, inexpensive cloning from Genetek wasn’t a thing.”

Pause 11

cmas “Torn1” “Yeah, you might wake up in a tube after the anti-corps raided your home, but your children weren’t going to be coming back, too.”

// WarRamble 2 //

uses $sic_script

cmas "Torn1" “Quiet days like this make me miss the Corporate Wars."

pause 12

cmas “Torn1” “Nothing quite as wondrous as blasting through a door and mowing down the anti-corp with the your trusty minigun. The only bad thing about the XM196 was you couldn’t even hear the screaming over the glorious rat-tah-tat-tat as it was singing."

pause 10

cmas "Torn1" I can’t do fun stuff like that nowadays.”

// WarRamble 3 //

uses $sic_script

cmas “Torn1” “Oye! Gorram disrespectful mixers on the mag-levs!”

pause 12

cmas “Torn1” “If I met a punk like you back in the Corporate Wars, you’d already be a stain on the floor!”

Pause 10

cmas “Torn1” “Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there. I'm a gorram decorated hero. I ate dumbasses like you for breakfast and then serve up your family for brunch.”

pause 10

cmas “Torn1” “Lucky I’m Obeying the Law.”

Pause 15

cmas “Torn1” “Because if I didn’t have this chip in my head, I’d put a barrel in between your lips and watch you cry for fun, girl, and -”

pause 8

cmas “Torn1” “Oye, bakalaka made my chip angry again. Got a headache.”

// WarRamble 4 //

uses $sic_script

cmas “Torn1” “War never changes. Fight for money. Fight for resources. Fight for your family or freedom. Oye, hell, fight because it’s gorram fun!”

Pause 9

cmas “Torn1” “The wars we wage in this life never end, kids. They’re going to follow us through each clone and echo on into eternity after we die.”

Pause 14

cmas “Lyrah” “You ever thought about therapy, chummer?”

pause 10

cmas “Torn1” “I got a hot therapist named Dezraldina.”

// WarRamble 5 //

uses $sic_script

cmas “Torn1” “Oye. My only regret is those poor orphans down in Brazil.”

pause 11

cmas “Torn1” “Wasn't really my fault though. Grenades don’t care who they blow up.”

// WarRamble 6 //

uses $sic_script

cmas “Torn1” “When you look inside yourselves, and ask, What am I going to be? You ought to think about all the people who came before you, who fought for the world you’re living in. If you’ve never had to make the choice in a split second to determine whether someone lives or dies, you don’t even know how to feels to be truly alive.”

Pause 15

cmas “Torn1” “Oye. Don’t be a wussy. Get into corporate security, get a gun license and rain hell on any mixer scum who tries to cause trouble for you.”

// WarRamble 7 //

cmas “Torn1” “All you pitiful bakas should just fall in line and learn your place already.”

pause 10

cmas “Torn1” “Most of you don’t fucking know war, what it’s like to really fight for something.”

pause 20

cmas “Torn1” “But you want to blame someone for holding you back? You want to have one epiphany after the other thinking you’ve finally figured how the business world is ruining your life, and how you can turn everything around by stealing, cheating, and murdering? Think fucken again. That mediocrity and lowness you feel isn’t some obstacle built by corpies.”

Pause 3

cmas “Torn1” “It’s you.”

Pause 10

cmas “Torn1” “It’s who you are, bitches. The one stopping you from your dreams is YOU. The one hindering everything you always wanted and keeping you from having anything is YOU.”

pause 8

cmas “Torn1” “No one is going to give you anything or hold your hand! And the minute you forget your place and try to take what’s not yours to have?

pause 8

cmas "Torn1" "You’ll get reminded who has the guns.”

// WarRamble 8 //

cmas "Torn1" "People believe that there is no silence in a war zone, only a constant cacophony of gunfire. They like to think that’s the reason why some come back unable to stand the lack of sound. Makes them feel clever when they tell someone else that, as if they have some iota of understanding, some insight into what it’s like that makes them better able to empathize."

pause 18

cmas "Torn1" "Oye. Truth is, the damned quiet can you killed. More often than not, it afforded you time to retreat into your own head and start trying to reason out what was going on. Instincts take a back seat then. Your brain starts working shit out, takes up your attention. You start wondering what you’re even gorram doing, and why. You want know when you’re going see the home and kids."

pause 14

cmas "Torn1" "You wonder what is the next thing you’ll miss and how much longer you’ve got till you can kiss the shithole part of the world goodbye. You get so caught up in it, you don’t listen when your gut’s screaming at you to put your gorram head down."

pause 10

cmas "Torn1" "And before you know it, a bullet’s slammed through your skull and kindly ended the whole process for you."

So, the reason I've added this:

randalias "%alias" "male"

which allows:

cmas %alias

Is that what if someone ICly uses the Torn1 alias? That would cause this script to fail completely because it could not send the message on an alias in use.

All SIC scripts moving forward should use this functionality.

We have a large list of the variables you can use, I only posted -some- of them, so it wont be 100% apparent that these are scripts when they run.

Here we go. I fixed my typos/errors/missing punctuation and changed the ones I made (hopefully correctly) to use the %alias feature.

// WarRamble 1 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias “Oye. Back in my day, inexpensive cloning from Genetek wasn’t a thing.”

Pause 6

cmas %alias “Yeah, you might wake up in a tube after the anti-corps raided your home, but your children weren’t going to be coming back, too.”

// WarRamble 2 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias “Quiet days like this make me miss the Corporate Wars."

pause 6

cmas %alias “Nothing quite as wondrous as blasting through a door and mowing down the competition with the your trusty minigun. The only bad thing about the XM196 was that you couldn’t even hear their screaming over the glorious rat-tah-tat-tat as it was singing."

pause 5

cmas %alias "I can’t do fun stuff like that nowadays.”

// WarRamble 3 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

randalias "%alias2" "female"

cmas %alias “Oye! Gorram disrespectful mixers on the mag-levs!”

pause 8

cmas %alias “If I met a punk like you back in the Corporate Wars, you’d already be a stain on the floor!”

Pause 5

Cmas %alias2 “Blah blah blah, geezer.”

Pause 5

cmas %alias “Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there. I'm a gorram decorated hero. I ate dumbasses like you for breakfast and then served up your family for brunch.”

pause 5

cmas %alias “Lucky I’m Obeying the Law.”

Pause 6

cmas %alias “Because if I didn’t have this chip in my head, I’d put a barrel in between your lips and watch you cry for fun, girl, and -”

pause 5

cmas %alias “Oye, bakalaka made my chip angry again. Got a headache.”

// WarRamble 4 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

randalias "%alias2" "female"

cmas %alias “War, war never changes. Fight for money. Fight for resources. Fight for your family or freedom. Oye, fight because it’s gorram fun!”

Pause 7

cmas %alias “The wars we wage in this life never end, kids. They’re going to follow us through each clone and echo on into eternity after we die.”

Pause 5

cmas %alias2 “You ever thought about therapy, chummer?”

pause 4

cmas %alias “I got a hot therapist named Dezraldina.”

// WarRamble 5 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias “Oye. My only regret is those poor orphans down in Brazil.”

pause 5

cmas %alias “Wasn't really my fault though. Grenades don’t care who they blow up.”

// WarRamble 6 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias “When you look inside yourselves, and ask, What am I going to be? You ought to think about all the people who came before you, who fought for the world you’re living in. If you’ve never had to make the choice in a split second to determine whether someone lives or dies, you don’t even know how it to feels to be truly alive.”

Pause 5

cmas %alias “So don’t be a wussy. Get into corporate security, get a gun license and rain hell on any mixer scum who tries to cause trouble for you.”

// WarRamble 7 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias “All you pitiful bakas should just fall in line and learn your place already.”

pause 5

cmas %alias “Most of you don’t fucking know war, what it’s like to really fight for something.”

pause 9

cmas %alias “But you want to blame someone for holding you back? You want to have one epiphany after the other thinking you’ve finally figured how the business world is ruining your life, and how you can turn everything around by stealing, cheating, and murdering? Think fucken again. That mediocrity and lowness you feel isn’t some obstacle built by corpies.”

Pause 3

cmas %alias “It’s you.”

Pause 6

cmas %alias “It’s who you are, bitches. The one stopping you from your dreams is YOU. The one hindering everything you always wanted and keeping you from having anything is YOU.”

pause 6

cmas %alias “No one is going to give you anything or hold your hand! And the minute you forget your place and try to take what’s not yours to have?"

pause 3

cmas %alias "You’ll get reminded who has the guns.”

// WarRamble 8 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias "People believe that there is no silence in a war zone, only a constant cacophony of gunfire. They like to think that’s the reason why some come back unable to stand the lack of sound. Makes them feel clever when they tell someone else that, as if they have some iota of understanding, some insight into what it’s like that makes them better able to empathize."

pause 10

cmas %alias "Oye. Truth is, the damned quiet can get you killed. More often than not, it afforded you time to retreat into your own head and start trying to reason out what was going on. Instincts take a back seat then. Your brain starts working shit out, takes up your attention. You start wondering what you’re even gorram doing and why. You want know when you’re going see the home and kids."

pause 6

cmas %alias "You wonder what is the next big thing you’ll miss and how much longer you’ve got till you can kiss the shithole part of the world goodbye. You get so caught up in it, you forget to listen when your gut’s screaming at you to put your gorram head down."

pause 5

cmas %alias "And before you know it, a bullet slammed through your skull and kindly ended the whole process for you."

// WarRamble 9 //

uses $sic_script

randalias "%alias" "male"

cmas %alias "Oye. People who went through the Corporate Wars, we learned about fear and pain first hand. It's that look in their eyes before you execute 'em. It's that feel when your ace chummer got the Ebola-MX, and you know he's shitting out his eyes and ears in quarantine without a clone up."

pause 8

cmas %alias "Or when there's a full gorram cyborg charging at you with an assault rifle, and all you have is your gumption and a single magazine in your P7 to determine if you live or die."

pause 3

cmas %alias "Those were good times."

Much better!! Great job on these everyone!

// Humor 1 //

uses $sic_script

getsub "%penis" "penis"

getsub "%corpname" "corp"

getsub "%bar" "bar"

getsub "%cloth" "cloth"

getsub "%street" "street"

getsub "%drug" "drug"

getsub "%action" "action"

randalias "%alias" "female"

randalias "%alias2" "male"

cmas %alias "How could you? Seriously, how could you? I didn't want to believe it until I saw all the stains on your " %cloth " -- you -- you really stuck your " %penis " in one of THOSE?! Right behind the " %BAR "?!”

pause 3

cmas %alias “You’re using again, aren’t you?”

cmas %alias2 "Hey, don’t judge me, you said yes to an open relationship. They don't train " %corpname " chicas how to suck a " %penis " like that, scan?”

pause 5

cmas %alias2 "Those Toothless and Gummy hoes are the real deal! They'll drain you like vampires on " %drug " mmhm. I'm going to get a two for one deal while they're having a “ %drug “ day special. You wanna come? You might learn a thing or two."

pause 6

cmas %alias "You think you're so funny, don't you? Well, let see you laugh when your entire " %drug " stash is spread across " %street "."

pause 3

cmas %alias2 "YOU WOULDN'T!"

pause 4

cmas %alias2 "Rachel, I'll " %action ". Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this to us!"

pause 4

cmas %alias "I threw it all out two hours ago."

pause 3

cmas %alias2 "No, no, NO, NOO! NOT MY CANDY! RACHEL, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!”