taste_msg "%T is very plain tasting."
eat_msg "You open your mouth and take a large bite of your %t."
portions 10
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a bite of %p %t and %<chews> happily, then swallows."
poof_msg "You finish your %t and dispose of the remains."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t and %<disposes> of the remains."
the 'prepare' messages are used by the bar and the bar's name is available with the %l pronoun substitution. And thats a lowercase L.
prepare_msg "You quickly prepare a %t."
oprepare_msg "%N quickly prepares a %t behind the %l."
Kibble : A small deep-fried loaf of grains, herbs and stuff you don't want to imagine triturated and mixed toguether with lots of spice in an attempt to make it have a taste.
taste_msg "%T is very plain tasting and somewhat too grainy."
eat_msg "You open your mouth and take a large bite of your %t."
portions 3
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a bite of %p %t and %<chews> with an odd face, then swallows."
poof_msg "You finish your %t and dispose of the remains."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t and %<disposes> of the remains."
prepare_msg "You get a %t portion from the heated display."
oprepare_msg "%N gets a %t portion from the %l's heated display."
2. Iguana Stick!
Iguana Stick: It's a iguana just like all the others you see wandering around the park, stuffed with some spiced herbs, and onion rings, a wooden stick goes thru its mouth and all the way down to its tail, it looks a bit burnt on the edges.
taste_msg "The %t is somewhat good, its spongy meat absorbed well the spices used on it, the onion rings give a final touch."
eat_msg "You take bite of your %t, chewing the spongy meat."
portions 1
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a bite of %p %t and %<chews> for a moment before swallowing it."
poof_msg "You finish your %t and throw the stick away."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t and %<throws> away the stick."
prepare_msg "You get a pre-cooked %t, and hapidly re-heats it on the small barbecue."
oprepare_msg "%N grabs a pre-cooked %t and re-heats it on a small barbecue."
(Edited by Xeethot at 11:02 am on Oct. 17, 2002)
Kitten / Rat Nuggets!
Nuggets : Small piece of meat with a flower wrapping that makes it crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside.
taste_msg "%T is crispy and oily and it doesn't taste like anything you have ever ate, but it is definately good."
eat_msg "You put a whole %t on your mouth an savour its taste."
portions 10
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t."
oeat_msg "%N %<put> one of %p %t and %<muches> on it."
poof_msg "You finish your %t and throw the paper plate flying away."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t and %<tosses> the paper plate away."
prepare_msg "You get some frozen %t and drop them into a bowl of boiling oil, only to take them off a few minutes later."
oprepare_msg "%N gets some %t on the fridge, deep-fries them and tosses them on a paper plate over the %l."
[edit] There… Better? [/edit]
(Edited by Xeethot at 11:10 am on Oct. 17, 2002)
Mmmmmm, can't you just smell them already?
taste_msg "%T is very dry and plain tasting."
eat_msg "You open your mouth and take a large bite of your %t."
portions 5
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a bite of %p %t and %<chews> gritting %p teeth the whole time, then swallows hard."
poof_msg "You finish your %t, brush the crumbs from your clothes and throw the greasy wrapper away."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t, brushes the crumbs from %p clothes and throws the greasy wrapper away."
prepare_msg "You toss a %t into the pot of boiling oil wait 30 seconds and pull it out with a dirty set of tongs."
oprepare_msg "%N tosses a %t into a pot of boiling liquid waits a bit, and then pulls it out with a set of tongs.."
Or if you don't want deep fried ...
prepare_msg "You quickly fry up a batch of %t on a small griddle, wrap them and dump them into a paper lined bin"
oprepare_msg "%N quickly fries up a batch of %t, wraps them and dumps them into a bin."
Spell/grammer check AND do a slow proofread of your messages. Also, PLEASE give more for the taste_msg then 'The %t is somewhat good.' That is the message used when someone tastes it, so it should be pretty descriptive. Oh, and lastly, please provide a description for your tasty urban treats. :)
But okay, plain you want so plain it is.
Plain donut
A simple ring cake donut with nothing on it. Its a light golden brown color and smells slightly sweet.
taste_msg "%T is slightly warm and tastes faintly of sugar."
eat_msg "You open your mouth and take a large bite of your %t, eating half of it in that one bite."
portions 2
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t. %S seems content to eat the slightly warm donut."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a large bite of %p %t, eating half of it in the one bite. %S %<chews> happily as %s seems to like it, and swallows.
poof_msg "You take the last bite of your %t and toss the napkin it came on into the trash."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t, by stuffing the last of it into %p and tosses the napkin it came on into the trash."
prepare_msg "You take out a %t and put it on a napkin."
oprepare_msg "%N takes out a %t from behind the %l. %S puts it on a napkin."
Sugar donut
A golden ring donut lightly dusted with small granuals of sugar.
taste_msg "%T is a little warm and sweet. The sugar crunches slightly as you bite into the donut and sticks to your lips."
eat_msg "You open your mouth and take a large bite of your %t, eating half of it in that one bite. You lick the sugar from your lips."
portions 2
otaste_msg "%N %<tastes> %p %t, biting into it with relish as some of the sugar coating sticks to %p lips."
oeat_msg "%N %<takes> a large bite of %p %t, eating half of it in that one bite. %S %<chews> happily, then swallows."
poof_msg "You finish your %t and wipe your hands on your napkin, getting rid of some of the sticky sugar. You then toss your napkin into the trash."
opoof_msg "%N %<finishes> %p %t and after wiping %p on the napkin tosses it into the trash."
prepare_msg "You take a %t and put it on a napkin."
oprepare_msg "%N takes a %t behind the %l and puts it on a napkin.
I'm not too sure I did everything right, but I am sure one of you will point out if I didn't.