Aliasing items in a cool and themely way is awesome, but I just don't want to start running into issues with ordinals and verb usage because suddenly everything has a joke or 'this is bob's' sticker on it.
Just a thought about potential downsides to an otherwise awesome idea!
Progia-7 gridphone [Prank Call Burner] (aka Progia-7 gridphone, progia, gridphone, phone, Prank, Call and Burner)
to prank Is your refrigerator running?