Why not have a command such as sing argstr such that it goes toward rendering it in a beautiful manner as intended by the singer based on their artistry skill, making said skill more useful. It could also provide amusing times for those who lack it!
|a||Mench||2h||Doing a bit of everything.|
|-||ReeferMadness||3m||May the bridges I burn light the way.|
|And 14 more hiding and/or disguised|