I heard Cerberus suggest a PPV adult channel in ooc one day. Although it may have been a joke, I've got a twist for this idea.
What if you could never actually watch the channel clearly? The programming would be behind the PPV paywall, which wouldn't be available in-game. Instead, you'd get random messages like:
"You see a head bobbing up and down. At least you think it's a head. …no wait that's a rug cleaner commercial."
Other prerecorded commercials would come in nice and clear (hmm, you desperately think while on the sofa late at night, that Judge telling you to obey the law is *kinda* fappable...). Just when you think you're going to see some actual naughty parts? Back to the obscured stuff again.
