Burn the witch.
Kevlar:
How do you know she is a witch?
Biohazard:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
Kevlar:
Bring her forward.
Burt:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
Kevlar:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
Burt:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't…
Burt:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Kevlar:
Well?
Aikao:
Well, we did do the nose.
Kevlar:
The nose?
Aikao:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
Biohazard:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
Kevlar:
Did you dress her up like this?
Aikao:
No!
Biohazard and Hirononbu:
No. No.
Biohazard:
No.
Aikao:
No.
Biohazard and Hirononbu:
No.
Aikao:
Yes.
Biohazard:
Yes.
Aikao:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
Hirononbu:
A bit.
Biohazard and Hirononbu:
A bit.
Hirononbu:
A bit.
Aikao:
She has got a wart.
Johnny:
[cough]
Kevlar:
What makes you think she is a witch?
Hirononbu:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
Kevlar:
A newt?
Hirononbu:
I got better.
Biohazard:
Burn her anyway!
Aikao:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!…
Kevlar:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Aikao:
Are there?
Biohazard:
Ah?
Aikao:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
Kevlar:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Biohazard:
Burn!
Aikao:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Kevlar:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Aikao:
More witches!
Hirononbu:
Shh!
Biohazard:
Wood!
Kevlar:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
Hirononbu:
B–... 'cause they're made of... wood?
Kevlar:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
Kevlar:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Aikao:
Build a bridge out of her.
Kevlar:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Aikao:
Oh, yeah.
Iga:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Kevlar:
Does wood sink in water?
Aikao:
No. No.
Biohazard:
No, it floats! It floats!
Aikao:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
Kevlar:
What also floats in water?
Aikao:
Bread!
Biohazard:
Apples!
Hirononbu:
Uh, very small rocks!
Aikao:
Cider!
Biohazard:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
Aikao:
Cherries!
Biohazard:
Mud!
Hirononbu:
Uh, churches! Churches!
Biohazard:
Lead! Lead!
Murphy:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
Kevlar:
Exactly. So, logically...
Aikao:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Kevlar:
And therefore?
Biohazard:
A witch!
Aikao:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
Tool:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
Kevlar:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh…
Kevlar:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
Burt:
It's a fair cop.
Hirononbu:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!…
(Edited by Kevlar at 7:59 pm on July 19, 2004)
