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So, in looking around the SD website, I looked at the quotes on each page and realized I really should bring you guys into this part of it because they are supposed to be representative of things people say in Sindome.
This gives you a chance to be immortalized. Heres how it will work - you submit only quotes that don't reveal any IC information that can be exploited by anyone now or in the future. Basically, this information is going to be on the website, and the odds are, it will end up being abusively used ICly if it can be, so try and avoid that. I don't really want to censor these because their supposed to be real, so we'll see how this goes. If it becomes a problem, I can always moderate or kill the topic. I hope not :(
The quotes will be given up to two lines of 85 characters. If you too many wide characters, it might need to be shorter though. Remember to include who said it. It doesn't have to be your name and occupation, but it must be something -your character- has said and it musten be attributed to someone else.
The quotes will be randomly shown on pages of the site, so it'd be useless to try and pick what page your quote will go on. If this proves popular, this might even get a few moments of code needed to make it work like @idea or something.
So, submit your quotes for the website on this topic and lets have some fun. Remember, the quotes are supposed to be themely and amusing :biggrin:
By Johnny at May 17, 2003, 1:41 PM
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Ahh. Fuck it. – overheard in the drome.
Like that?
-tool
By Tool at May 17, 2003, 1:44 PM
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By Johnny at May 17, 2003, 1:52 PM
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JUSTICE
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Most of these a paraphrased from memory and aren't necessarily from -my- character, but nevertheless, for your consideration:
"And it's 2083, right?" - "No, it's 2086."
- Kro learns the hard way to update his clone more often.
"There's how many gangers?"
- WJF Dispatcher on duty at the time of Judge Casey's funeral.
"Hold my Enforcer for a moment please, recruit." \\\BZZZT///
- aka Welcome to the WJF, schmuck.
-or-
"Here's your new weapon, Judge Dominik." \\\BZZZT/// "Ok… I'll go see the tech division about that, you better get yourself to med-lab." - Staff Judge Pratt.
(Lesson: Check code before handing new objects to players ICly.)
"The bastards, they killed Buddy..."
- Buddy: Withmore's answer to Kenny.
"Maybe we should leave it here..." - Thieves abandon the recombination tank on a shuttle shortly before it explodes, closing the west red express tube for 3 weeks.
Probably not the kind of thing you want, but still, memories. More if/when I think of them.
By TAFKAR at May 17, 2003, 2:26 PM
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"From up here…it's almost beautiful." - Trancer to Tylissa, hanging out high above RED sector
By Lotus at May 18, 2003, 9:46 AM
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SOLO
343 posts
"Hey, tell me how it feels to be the puppets of puppets!" - Trancer, regarding TERRA
By Lotus at May 18, 2003, 5:53 PM
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SOLO
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These are paraphrased but are representative of actual events, I either was a part of, or witnessed.
Names removed to protect the innocent and the guilty.
He looks up at the barrel of a large gun pointed directly at him.
"Oh, shit." – Overheard on Mag-Lev E6
"Hmmmm, That looks like it hurts." -- Overheard in the Fuller Street Medical Clinic
"Hey lady, it's a bit cold to be walkin around with no clothes on, isn't it?"
"I hate doing laundry" -- Overheard in the Drome
He looks at the bloody, barely alive body "I told you not to mess with the gangers"
-- On the streets of Trashtown
"Well, what the hell, I didn't expect to live forever anyway."
-- One person to another, planning a raid somewhere in the Mix.
"But, I didn't -do- anything illegal!"
"So?" *Three -very- loud gunshots* �-- One person to a Judge
"Info. �I need info. �If you know what's goin down, you can use it to your advantage."
-- Anonymous fixer to a source
"Hey baby, for 500 chyen I'll -rock- your world." -- Local streetwalker
"Clear! \\BZZT// Shit! �Clear! \\BZZZT// Dammit! \\BZZZZZZZT// Is that flesh I smell?"
"I told you nipple clamps wouldn't work" -- One doctor to another, Fuller Medical
"I need a fresh Liver! �Anyone know of any fresh corpses?"
"I can get you one just a few minutes after death, for a price" -- Public SIC Network
You search through the market and spot a Tru-Colorz Dildo amongst the useless junk.
. o O (Like I'd buy that here.) �-- Thoughts of a shopper at the Bansporo Market
"For fuck sake! �If you're gonna run the sewers, take a shower when you're done."
-- Overheard in the Drome.
"But, but, I don't have the chyen I owe you!"
Blam Bla-Blam BLAM "Not my problem" �-- Conversation on the streets of Trashtown
"Hey doc, you're hittin those martinis pretty hard, arent you?"
"Yeah, I need to steady my hands for surgery" -- Overheard in the Drome
"Friggin immigrants, don't know shit, nothin worth stealing, they're useless."
"No they're not. �They're great for target practice." -- Overheard in the Drome
"AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP-" *wet thud*
-- As heard from someone thrown off the roof of the Westinghaus Apartments
More to follow as I remember them/hunt through logs.
By Max at May 19, 2003, 8:58 AM
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BATA
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You shrug, "Alright. But when my nervous system liquifies and leaks out my bleeding ass…your fault." - Trancer
I'd post the response, but it'd kinda touch the IC boundary a bit. :)
(Edited by Lotus at 7:50 pm on May 22, 2003)
By Lotus at May 22, 2003, 7:49 PM
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SOLO
343 posts
A bunch of quotes from Tylissa and Jackson way back:
Disclaimer: *Jackson's quotes posted with the permission of and at the request of Jackson's player*
"The way I look at it, everyone's in the dark. Some people have just eaten more carrots than others." –Jackson
"With all this cloning stuff, it strikes you hard when you realize people can still go away for good." --Tylissa
"I sometimes wonder how many people Jackson has been...how we've changed from the guy who first stepped into that tank and had the metal spear his guts, y'know?" --Jackson
"I think maybe that's all we can do. Trust the self we have right now..and know that it's part of something larger." --Jackson
"This place looks so much prettier when you aren't alone...... well actually, it's still slimy." --Tylissa
"I know happiness is like grains of sand in Withmore. You can't hold it in your hand except in little grooves." --Tylissa
By Tylissa at Jul 11, 2003, 8:39 PM
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CHUMMER
198 posts
"AM ON TV!" -shouted by a spectator at a banishment
By Hirononbu at Jul 15, 2003, 8:35 AM
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ACE KOOL
614 posts
You take a look at the box and the items displayed for sale.
[1 ] digital watch 400 chyen
[2 ] rat carcass 400 chyen
[3 ] digital watch 400 chyen
[4 ] digital watch 400 chyen
(…)
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FUNNEH :
Jillian sniffs the air.
You look around.
Jillian leans over and smells you.
Jillian doubles over and vomits uncontrollably on the floor.
You jump back... "What?"
Jillian [to You]: oh my god!
Jillian [to You]: you stink thats what!
–-------
xhelp what's NLM Motto?
A small LED board appears in the air in front of you, across it's digital face scrolls a messages from Johnny
He pages, "steal underpants ... make money"
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You nod "Walking with me and having sex with me are totally different things."
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"Do you know how to use a pistol?"
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"You sure you're ok?"
"I'll be fine. I've been worse."
"You want me to call your girlfriend? Get her to fix you up?"
You whisper, "witch one?".
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Carrying:
Green T-shirt (worn)
NLM QuickTerm V1.0a
Black Silk Tie (worn)
Set of Shinobi Shozuka
Digital Watch (worn)
ZMI Left Shoulder Holster (worn)
Pair of Black Military Pants (worn)
Sword Scabbard (worn)
Pair of Black Boots (worn)
10mm Clip (4)
Black Leather Overall (worn)
Medpak
Black Jacket (worn)
SHI E-note 5
Left Ankle Sheath (worn)
Jack-o-Lantern
By Xeethot at Aug 6, 2003, 12:15 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Hold on a second.. I smell a Judge…" -Aikao in the Drome, after catching a breeze from the bathroom.
(Still no word on whether or not a Judge was actually around.)
By Aikao at Aug 6, 2003, 12:43 PM
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ACE KOOL
630 posts
My most recent…
"SHOW YOU TITS!"
You [to Mr. Bruce]: May I have a jon?
By Hirononbu at Nov 25, 2003, 2:57 PM
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ACE KOOL
614 posts
"After so long here, you'll take a kick in the face just to remember you're something that can bleed." -Trancer after Fight Night
By Lotus at Dec 16, 2003, 10:40 PM
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SOLO
343 posts
hehehe this one is already used methinks but i like it so much, its like the best thing any of my char's have ever said…
"It seems I just bought my life for 15 grand . . . There goes this weeks paycheck." -- A corpie bargaining for her life to a corpie doc who's considereing selling it out to a mixer.
By Tool at Dec 17, 2003, 9:50 AM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
'Nothing wrong with him a cortex bomb and a remote detonator wouldn't fix.' - One Withmore resident complaining about another.
By Jinkorei at Dec 17, 2003, 11:47 AM
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STREET SAM
457 posts
'Red wire…red wire...red wire...........oops.' - Frankie 'Boomboom' Martine
By Iga at Dec 17, 2003, 11:54 AM
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LEGEND
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"The joys of the cloning revolution…"
"Hey... you remember him?" ... "I used to..." ... "What happened...?" ... "Not sure, I just remember waking up in the vats."
"... thats the only man I've ever known to dodge submachine gun fire..." - conversation in the Drome.
"Thats... thats a whole lot of money..." ... "No it isn't... this is..." ... "Oh... yea." - mixer meets corpie.
"Hooked on f-fonics work-ed fer MEH!" - underground school on Red. (Okay, so I -had- to put that one in...)
"Dunno, ask the guys she pays down here... they probably make it a whole lot holier..." - conversation in the drome.
"Hey... where'd my drink go...?" - overheard at Carnal Desires.
By Lucifer at Dec 18, 2003, 11:43 PM
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STREET SAM
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That's 'Huked on foniks werked fer mi.'
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Dec 19, 2003, 1:09 PM
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LEGEND
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Did you just argue the finer points of a misspelling?
By Johnny at Dec 19, 2003, 8:46 PM
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By Lucifer at Dec 22, 2003, 12:49 AM
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STREET SAM
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Just thought of something, never seen it said but still good I think
"I figure atleast a couple million people gotta be able to read down here."
-A man scattering flyers through out the streets of Red.
By Hirononbu at Dec 25, 2003, 8:59 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Tis a shame it has to be so serious, but i think its an eye grabber for a quote for the index page.
"Oh well…bloodshed is bloodshed, and there doesnt seem to be much of a shortage of it around here."
Kinda sums up the theme and was said after a discussion mentioning the Execution of Miranda.
By Sidd at Dec 29, 2003, 6:44 PM
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BAKALAKA
95 posts
w00t! .. ok , i'm calm now, sorry.
By Tool at Dec 29, 2003, 6:46 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
"The things I do to get up the corporate ladder…" -- A corpie on death row.
By Tool at Dec 30, 2003, 4:25 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
"Silly corpie. Hits are for Mixers."
By Aikao at Dec 30, 2003, 4:30 PM
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ACE KOOL
630 posts
By Tool at Dec 30, 2003, 4:31 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
Citizen, you're being visited by the SICPuppy! - one holographic advertisment to another.
By Jinkorei at Jan 5, 2004, 8:47 PM
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STREET SAM
457 posts
"Someone took my wallet, good think it was empty."
-Mixer counting his fat wad.
By Hirononbu at Jan 7, 2004, 3:20 AM
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ACE KOOL
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Quote: from Jinkorei on 8:47 pm on Jan. 5, 2004[br]Citizen, you're being visited by the SICPuppy! - one holographic advertisment to another.
Damn holograms, so annoying.
I would definitely like to have Uncle Chan in SHFLII so I can really kick the $h!t out of him. Or the SIC puppy (a.k.a. the leghumper). Grr.
By Lena at Jan 7, 2004, 5:29 AM
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GATO
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That particular comment was directed at Uncle Chan, so at least you can take comfort in knowing that he's getting harassed too. :)
And while I'm not -completely- sure, I remember seeing a message scroll across after the SICpuppy tried to pee on the leg of Judge Law, where Judge Law attacked the SICpuppy.
Heh .. good times.
By Jinkorei at Jan 7, 2004, 1:19 PM
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STREET SAM
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Typos can be fun too.
"Seven curses the lag-levs under his breath." - A mixer refering to how slow the levs are.
By Nemisis at Jan 7, 2004, 9:40 PM
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LEGEND
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Once I made Uncle Chan barf. *points at his sig*
Those cans of solvent can do wonderous things.
By Aikao at Jan 7, 2004, 9:43 PM
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ACE KOOL
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Remember, it's not a bug.
It's a realistic hologram! ;)
By Legba at Jan 7, 2004, 9:46 PM
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BAKALAKA
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And I don't think lag-lev is a typo.
By Legba at Jan 7, 2004, 9:46 PM
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BAKALAKA
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A realistic, vomitting hologram advertising a food product. ;P
By Aikao at Jan 7, 2004, 9:47 PM
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ACE KOOL
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It think it was a subconcious thing, lag-lev.
By Nemisis at Jan 7, 2004, 9:48 PM
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LEGEND
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"Tall… and umm... got an accent" - A midget bartender describing a customer.
By Xeethot at Mar 24, 2004, 4:07 AM
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ACE KOOL
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"Tall… and umm... got an accent" - A midget bartender describing a customer.
By Xeethot at Mar 24, 2004, 4:09 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Holy shit!" - WJF Guard after having someone pull a submachine gun on them at the gates
"You din't see nothing, right?" - One Mixer to another, before the shell casings have even stopped bouncing at the scene of a massacre.
"You are in town less than an hour and already I'm getting death threats."
"If I was a lesbian, and, hey you find me a man who hasn't wanted to be one at least once…I know I wouldn't restrict myself to hitting on chicks I -knew- were dykes." - Alex Moss
|C|Moss << christ, you're lucky I'm lazy..or I'd be forced to lay the smackdown on all of you for taking about shit while I'm trying to smoke!
"Why don't you take your ass palming, father fucking, grandmother raping ass and eat shit?" - Rigby on the SIC
"I had my morality surgically removed." - Alex Moss
weee, just a choice few I pulled from logs.
By King[Fu] at Mar 24, 2004, 6:13 AM
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The chex taxi driver comes screeching up to the curb at the Open air market.
Pawel says loudly, "Ok, we're really far away from Cordoba Mallplex, its the best I can do."
:says "yo, what the fuck is this asshole.."
By Jotun at Mar 24, 2004, 10:53 AM
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LEGEND
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"See no evil, hear no evil, say no evil and the evil won't come back hunting me at late nights."
- Barman to a "customer" at The Drome
"Aaaawwww, man!."
-Barman looking at the mess in the restroom of The Drome
"Don't let me drink anymore, yank it from my hands if needed."
-Customer to a barman.
By Xeethot at May 11, 2004, 12:41 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Holy fuck, he's cut to ribbons!" - Doc Jones refering to a paitent after fight night.
By Nemisis at May 18, 2004, 8:01 AM
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LEGEND
770 posts
"Please not the blue one again!"
- Patient at the Fueller Clinic.
By Xeethot at May 27, 2004, 7:35 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Man… I didn't even know that much cash existed..." - Chummer after seeing a bounty, in cash.
"You see some freaky shit in this city. Hell, I once saw a man dodge bullets. I thought that was damn impressive until I saw this guy dodge shots from a sub machine gun." - Overheard at the Drome
By Lucifer at May 27, 2004, 7:42 PM
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STREET SAM
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"And if you ever call me a halfling again, I'll fucking sew your legs knee high so you're my size!"
- A pissed off midget.
By Xeethot at Jun 14, 2004, 1:35 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"I dont care how or on who you're going to use that, just give me the money and I'm out of here."
- Fixer to a customer.
By Xeethot at Jun 15, 2004, 10:51 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
Shit. Now I'm going to have to get the permanent MrStudd Implant. – A Corpie after Lorena Bobbit's Descendant Had Her Way with him.
By Tool at Jul 19, 2004, 5:56 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
"Do you take CredStick Transactions?" – A Corpie with a mixer whose asking for a ransom's gun to his head.
By Tool at Jul 20, 2004, 3:54 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
"Run." - Hunter to a prey.
By Xeethot at Jul 20, 2004, 3:56 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
Say Cheese. – A judge before scanning a perp with the WJF Tac-Comp.
"say won't that fry his brain?"
"What the fuck do you care? This guy lowered our stocks today. He's gonna fry."
-- A Conversation over heard between a Judge and a Curious Corpie.
By Tool at Jul 20, 2004, 3:59 PM
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ACE KOOL
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"What does it mean when the driver goes -Yeeehaaaw!- ?"
- Corpie over the corporative encripted channel
By Xeethot at Jul 20, 2004, 4:06 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Hey, it made sense at the time…"
- annon.
By Iga at Jul 21, 2004, 11:44 AM
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annon = Iga..
i know i saw that quote by you.. mmhmm.. i did!!
:blows the whistle-blower's whistle!
By Tool at Jul 21, 2004, 3:28 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
"hey, it made sence at the time…" is my catch phrase. I must say it ten, twelve times a week.
By Iga at Jul 26, 2004, 3:34 PM
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LEGEND
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"I'm not about to wave fuck all at some psycho like he was. Man was death wrapped in synthleather. I ain't stupid." - A store clerk to her Boss.
By Nemisis at Aug 7, 2004, 5:39 PM
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LEGEND
770 posts
|C|Pisho> You tried to sneak a gun into the HoJ??
|C|Mog> Well, it's not like it was a -big- gun.
- Overheard on the SIC network
"It amazes me. The people who think they can out run high velocity bullets…"
- A bored store clerk eyeing the still smoking leftovers of an unlucky shoplifter.
(Edited by Bias at 4:46 pm on Aug. 14, 2004)
By Bias at Aug 14, 2004, 3:43 PM
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GATO
568 posts
"Ops, stop jerking your pud and 10-16 damnitt. They dont pay you to sit there and spy on the ladies in the showers. "
– An impatient judge wants an answer.
By Tool at Aug 19, 2004, 12:33 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
and the response….
Judge: The last perp i dealt with, .....[edit for ic reasons]…...
ops: That was the -last- perp you dealt with Judge?
And you have the nerve to accuse this office of slacking off?
By Jotun at Aug 19, 2004, 12:43 PM
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Location: WHJ
|C|SICAD>> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_GOT GOD?_%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|C|SICAD>> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|C|SICAD>> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|C|SICAD>> %%%%%%%
A mixer cries loudly, mumbling "Oh, God... Why have Thee forsaken me?"
;)
By Xeethot at Sep 25, 2004, 6:42 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"You going to kill me like she wants you to?"
"Of course not.. I'm going to kill her first."
"Are you planning on killing me afterwards?"
"I dunno.. What good are you?"
By Aikao at Oct 20, 2004, 10:11 PM
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ACE KOOL
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"You see this blood? This came from an Arterys artery." - Mixer to a Sinner.
By Nemisis at Oct 20, 2004, 10:59 PM
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LEGEND
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Sindome: Where 'chum' is no longer a bucket of blood and guts…erm, well...
-usualy-.
(Edited by Starthereactor at 3:30 pm on Oct. 25, 2004)
By Starthereactor at Oct 25, 2004, 12:27 PM
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Ha! that was a good one heheh.
By Bixby at Oct 26, 2004, 6:01 AM
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A mixer enters the bar, looks around, sees the Judge and screams like a little girl as he runs back to the streets of RED.
By Xeethot at Oct 26, 2004, 1:10 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Well then…" someone pulling a weapon on a Judge after they've been charged.
By Biohazard at Oct 26, 2004, 1:28 PM
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"Come on, now. Time is money, and your wasting both." - A Johnson to a fixer.
"Good will? Good will!? I can not pay my people with your good will!" - A runner to his fixer.
"I think it's only fair that you reciprocate by telling us everything we want to know. Don't you agree?" - Johnson to a runner.
"Aw. Is that a problem? I mean, you being dead and all?" - A hitman to his mark.
"Yeah. Dat's good thinkin. I like havin a backup." - A runner to his team.
"Frag! We're painted!" - A runner when he realizes his mark is on to him.
"Hur-hur a squirt gun? What ya gonna do, make me damp?" - Ganger to a mixer who pulled a Subero 6mm in self-defence.
"AW….too fraggin bad. He shoulda run an you should watch yer own hoop, pussy" - Runner to a newb.
"Oh, it was deadly enough. I mean he's dead, right? ... He is dead, isn't he?" - A runner to his fixer
"Via Con Dios, shithead." - A runner to his mark
"Can you hear me?" ... "What?" ... "I said can you hear me?" ... "What?" - One mixer to another after a sonic grenade accidently went off.
"Do.....you mean.....aside from.....this......sucking....... chest wound?" - A mixer to a ripper doc
"Went right through! Yep, that's gonna leave a mark." - Sniper commenting on his prey.
"Eany meany miny... boom. Your dead." - Sniper picking his prey.
"Holy Drek! You mean they were right on top of it?" - A runner to his team when he realized his mark walked right through the ambush.
"Don't these stupid frags know that we're the good guys?" - One TERRA Agent to another.
"Talk to the gun, because The Minx ain't listening." - The Minx, taunting her target.
"Was it something I said?" - A dying mark to his assasin.
"Sir, I understand that you've been injured but... could you please stop bleeding on the rug?" - Corpie doc to a mixer with no chyen and a missing leg.
"You fragged WHO?" - A Johnson to his runner.
"Dat ain't da kinda bar ya wanna take yer lady into. Pretty rough crowd." - A mixer to a tourist.
"Oh shit, man! He nailed you to the wall!" - A runner to his injured team mate.
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Oct 26, 2004, 2:33 PM
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"I don't think you understood me, I said drive"-Mixer to a driver after pulling a gun.
"There are two types of people in Withmore. Those who can dodge bullets, and those who can't."-Hitman to his mark.
"Howdy…" Hitman walking into the lev, shotgun in hand.
"Did you just tell me no? Well that will cost ya...bout 5k"-Mugger to a mark
By Biohazard at Oct 26, 2004, 8:45 PM
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LEGEND
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"I's sick of waiting, lets fucking step up behind his ass, and chop out his legs. " … "We -will- when theres a deadzone. You can still call for help without legs." - One personality to another.
"I forgot to tell you, this is the only place on RED that don't git da deadzones." ... "Really?" ... "NO FOOL! Don't be so god damn gulible! " ... "Sorry, I didn't know I was in the habit of lying to myself." - One personality to another.
By Nemisis at Oct 27, 2004, 10:44 PM
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:bash:
Public Service Announcement :bash:
I love the quotes, but if you really want to see it on the site, you've got to keep them shorter. It's gotta fit on a single line.
If your quote is wrapping when you view it on the BgBB, its probably too long.
By Johnny at Oct 27, 2004, 10:56 PM
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JUSTICE
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On that note :
"Damn you SICAD and your lenght limit!" - One annoyed customer…
;)
By Xeethot at Oct 28, 2004, 5:17 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"If you smoked youd be wasted by now"-A dealer to a potential buyer
By Nayr at Oct 31, 2004, 4:36 PM
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BAKALAKA
122 posts
"Maybe if we win, we can get free rimjobs, like in the ad."
-One guy to another, on their way to spar someone
By Damus at Nov 2, 2004, 1:23 AM
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BAKALAKA
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By Biohazard at Nov 2, 2004, 4:53 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
Everyone should periodically read this forum topic. Just so you can fire back some of these cool, and VERY themely statements. Even if they are too long to post on the quotes bar… :)
By Iga at Nov 2, 2004, 10:16 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Why are the cute ones always criminals?"
-SBM seeking SWF
By ReeferMadness at Nov 2, 2004, 10:19 PM
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LEGEND
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"…if bang's the price for dead, I'll fucking pay, ya know?"
-Guy who couldn't find a silencer for his gat
By Damus at Nov 3, 2004, 6:30 PM
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BAKALAKA
127 posts
"YOU SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!!" - Rychek to Assistant as they deal with an unsatisfied customer
(I edited out the IC name in the quote, sorry.)
By Iga at Nov 5, 2004, 1:46 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"I missed?!" - Assistants answer to Rychek
(Edited by Xeethot at 1:56 pm on Nov. 5, 2004)
By Xeethot at Nov 5, 2004, 1:54 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Your aim must really suck!"- God to Rychek's Assitant at the Drome.
(sorry bio, edited out the IC name. My bad for posting it in the first place. hehehe… shot in the face...)
By Biohazard at Nov 5, 2004, 1:55 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
Haha! I wasn't really drunk! - Unsatisfied customer to the shot Rychek.
By Starthereactor at Nov 5, 2004, 7:26 PM
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SPLATJOB
40 posts
"I'm not threating you. But if you fuck around once your back in the city. You'll end up outside again.. and no one will come to get you this time."-A banished man's saviour
By Biohazard at Nov 5, 2004, 7:57 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"Okay, so maybe eating a whole can of 'soya-beef' and a big bowl of creamed spinach was a bad idea." -razorboy leaving the Drome restroom.
By Iga at Nov 10, 2004, 8:55 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Christ, you blade-raped him.."
"Shit, I thought he'd be more of a challenge than that.."
-Street Samurai talking to one of his crew after a hit.
By Aikao at Nov 10, 2004, 8:57 PM
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ACE KOOL
630 posts
"Lights out sweetheart…" - joeboy to his mark
By Iga at Nov 11, 2004, 3:21 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Fuck off, whacko." - Old Man Thompson to a follower of a Knife Street and Fuller clut.
By Iga at Nov 25, 2004, 10:34 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Outch! *rubs head* You hit hard!" - Assitant to Rychek on another typical evening.
(Edited by Xeethot at 12:58 pm on Nov. 26, 2004)
By Xeethot at Nov 26, 2004, 12:57 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"If I hear one more stupid idea I'm gonna…"
"Hey boss. I got this great new idea..."
*BANG!!*
By Iga at Dec 6, 2004, 10:23 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Its the process of life in the dome, you live, you die, you live again.. sometimes you don't come back though." the musings of a clone.
By Tool at Dec 12, 2004, 11:00 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
Haven't seen this one used, but I think it'd be great for anyone looking to be an armed store robber guy.
"Yes, I'd like a Chyen special in a to-go bag, please."-Store robber pointing a gun at the cashier.
By Biohazard at Dec 24, 2004, 10:56 AM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"You smell real…" - a stoned citizen to the SICpuppy hoload.
By Iga at Jan 27, 2005, 11:19 AM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Why you is comming to me with this?" - Mixer A
"Simply because you have something that I want. What other reason could there be? Your sparkling personality? Razor sharp wit? I think not." - Mixer B
"I does have a quick wit." - Mixer A
By Lucifer at Feb 10, 2005, 8:40 AM
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STREET SAM
423 posts
broadcast on Public SIC:
"Fucking Nanobots are creepy, its like having crabs that are multi-tasking."
By Bixby at Feb 20, 2005, 1:22 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
Public SIC
After I get better, I think I may buy a whole crate of the vaccine, drive down to red, and throw them out of the window, and laugh as they break on the streets.
By Biohazard at Feb 23, 2005, 9:04 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"Prometheus was funny… until I started bleeding from my ass." - Overheard at the Drome.
By Iga at Feb 28, 2005, 1:48 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"I was hoping I'd kill at least more people then Stalin." -ViriiSoma Experimental Patient 43 discusses politics in the pysche ward
By ReeferMadness at Mar 1, 2005, 1:40 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
"Man, I hope he isn't one of those /armed/ Preachers." - Zen's thoughts upon insulting a street preacher
By Lotus at Mar 2, 2005, 10:07 PM
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SOLO
343 posts
"I'll leave you here. I just hope you don't trip." - Ganger to a beaten thief after dragging him to Heaven.
By Xeethot at Mar 8, 2005, 10:00 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"That Rigby, always stickin his dildo where it doesn't belong…" - Overheard at the Oriface.
By Iga at Mar 8, 2005, 8:01 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Ah, fresh from the soybean's tit…" - a mixer drinking a vanilla silk in the Drome.
By Iga at Mar 8, 2005, 8:10 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"You take lead as payment?" - Customer to fixer before paying for his new highly illegal firearm.
(Edited by Xeethot at 4:29 pm on Mar. 29, 2005)
By Xeethot at Mar 28, 2005, 1:05 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
-[Progia-7> Are you confident in your *foreign language insert* skills?
-I'm sure English will be his first language when there is a pistol pressed to his skull.
-Progia Conversation between A black op and his informant.
By Biohazard at Mar 30, 2005, 7:26 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"It's going to be a bloody spring." - Street Sam to an Ink Jockey.
By Nemisis at Apr 8, 2005, 11:36 PM
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LEGEND
770 posts
Hrmmmm….... never heard that one requested I don't think.
By Lucien at Apr 14, 2005, 12:56 AM
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BATA
204 posts
"I turned 'is fakkin' face inna chinese takeout mano. Looked 'ike moo-goo-gai-pan!" - One muscleboy to another
By Iga at Apr 16, 2005, 12:24 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Retreating is part of strategy. Postpone the fight to when you're ready, no loss of honor there." - A fixer to a psychotic street samurai.
By Xeethot at Apr 18, 2005, 12:40 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"No, Vee is restricted as it is considered a weapon if taken into combat. It's legal to sell it, it's legal to own it, but the WJF might be bored and make a fuss about it." - Producer to Seller
By Xeethot at Apr 27, 2005, 7:20 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"People are worse than dogs. At least dogs get out of the way." -crazed ChexTaxi driver muttering to himself.
By BuddhaBrand at Apr 27, 2005, 7:44 PM
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BATA
263 posts
"YOU CAN'T HOLD ME IN HERE FOREVER! I'LL HOTWIRE THAT DOOR TO YOUR SISTERS VIBRATOR…BE OUT OF HERE IN A COLD MINUTE!!" -Patient #8482, Withmore Psychiatric Institute
(Edited by ReeferMadness at 3:16 pm on May 26, 2005)
By ReeferMadness at May 26, 2005, 3:16 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
"I've got scars prettier then you, mate." -Self Styled Martyr
By ReeferMadness at Jun 3, 2005, 3:34 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
"See that corpse? That means someone is dead and someone else is hiding under their bed, cowering in fear of retaliation and praying to a god they don't really believe or have faith on." - A crimelord to a just interrogated mixer on trashtown rentals.
"You're looking for trouble. Just by sitting there, you're doing it. Even if you aren't looking for it, it -will- find you." - Bartender to a corporate in a mixer bar.
"Look, if the tips are good I'll pour to the devil itself. Maybe I already have." - Barman in trashtown
"Pocket change won't get you anywhere, so you better open that fat wallet of yours or you'll get nothing but shit info." - Corpie meets Mixer informant.
(Edited by Xeethot at 1:58 pm on July 28, 2005)
By Xeethot at Jul 28, 2005, 1:52 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Well that ain't go well." - A bloody street sam after trying to play fetch with a giant scorpion.
By Nemisis at Aug 15, 2005, 12:35 AM
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LEGEND
770 posts
-"…this is true. And god knows there's very little to gain from, uh, 'gutting'
me..."
-"Not unless guttin' is one ah dem new flash
terms all da kids is usin' dez days."
(the mating call of a ganger?)
By Chaos at Aug 15, 2005, 12:37 AM
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BATA
218 posts
-"We could make 30k or so off the corpse… plus da gear. You down?" -"Naw... I'm a coward, remember?"
Conversation between two mixers.
By Xeethot at Aug 15, 2005, 8:28 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Wake up intending to sell some grenades, and you end up shitting blood, having a gun to your face, and drinking soy milk in the Drome. Another day in Withmore…" -overheard at the Drome.
By Iga at Aug 15, 2005, 9:28 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Paid this dirty mixer I seen at the mallplex a couple hundred chyen to beat the shit out of his partner. Best entertainment I've had in quite awhile."
-one corpie to another during a smoke break.
By Vega at Aug 16, 2005, 7:00 AM
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SPLATJOB
31 posts
"There's nothing like a slobbering drunk with a katana eating adrenal glands with blood running down his cheeks."
-Drunk street samurai growing a little too "friendly."
By Chaos at Aug 25, 2005, 4:17 PM
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BATA
218 posts
"You gotta help me man, someone's tryin ta kill me!"
"Join the club…"
- overheard at the Drome
By Iga at Aug 26, 2005, 5:13 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Holy God.. He's not going to look the same.." - A doctor surverying his patient before surgery.
By Nemisis at Aug 31, 2005, 12:58 AM
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LEGEND
770 posts
"Seems it hit him mostly on the right side, which is much better than right slap in the middle. He could've just popped like a new whore's cherry on Valentine's Day."
-StreetDoc surveying the wounds of a victim who nearly swallowed a frag grenade.
(Edited by Chaos at 5:01 am on Aug. 31, 2005)
By Chaos at Aug 31, 2005, 2:00 AM
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BATA
218 posts
I feel like I just got knocked offa roof by an aerodyne… -Mixxer after awking from surgey
By Lucien at Aug 31, 2005, 5:36 PM
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BATA
204 posts
"Hold breath, wait for heartbeat and pull gently the trigger - Sniper 101" - Label glued to the side of a stock Sniper rifle.
By Jinx at Sep 5, 2005, 11:16 AM
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JUSTICE
414 posts
"I miss my thermal goggles." – Mixer in distress.
By Xeethot at Sep 6, 2005, 8:04 AM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"Why is it banished men tip the best?" –Mixer Koan
By ReeferMadness at Sep 8, 2005, 4:22 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
"She's real enough to drag a corpse around."
"Ah… that's pretty fuckin' coporeal."
-Two mixers meet a ghost of their past.
By Chaos at Sep 8, 2005, 11:32 PM
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BATA
218 posts
"You know, we should be used to this here. Every day the dead walk. I'm dead, your dead, and Ecks, he's dead thirty times over…" - overheard under the cross at Fuller and Knife.
By Iga at Sep 8, 2005, 11:36 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"Ya can only ignore them until they recombinate. Then you have to deal with the shit you made…" - Nicadeamus after seeing a long dead associate.
By Iga at Sep 8, 2005, 11:45 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" - Overheard at a heist by one of the attackers
By Jinx at Sep 15, 2005, 5:29 PM
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JUSTICE
414 posts
"What can I say? I gotta be me. Hear they call that shit self actualized." - Razorgirl to a Street Sam in the Drome.
By Iga at Sep 16, 2005, 10:58 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"I'm sorry… so basically anything is a step up.."
-Fixer learning that his client uses a 6mm Compact.
By Chaos at Sep 26, 2005, 6:47 PM
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BATA
218 posts
"I ran over him earlier…got shite all over my windshield, was still warm." -Street Forensics
By ReeferMadness at Sep 27, 2005, 4:45 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Person 1 asks, "It certainly is raining hard out here, isn't it?"
The ground trembles and lets out a sickening THUD as Person 2 slams down in an unconcious heap!
Edit: Whoops.
(Edited by Chaos at 12:45 am on Oct. 6, 2005)
By Chaos at Oct 5, 2005, 9:01 PM
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BATA
218 posts
By InsaneRadical at Oct 5, 2005, 9:02 PM
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SPLATJOB
71 posts
"You askin' me ta kill you, mona?"
"Anything for the chyen, right?"
overheard convo between mixers
By Tool at Oct 19, 2005, 2:37 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
Friends don't plant cortex bombs in friends' necks.
-a paranoid mixer on the run from the SIC devils.
By Tool at Oct 31, 2005, 12:57 PM
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ACE KOOL
605 posts
They don't off their lovers on demand either. ;)
By Johnny at Oct 31, 2005, 2:47 PM
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JUSTICE
3,038 posts
"Hmm.. what we need is a plan." - "We'll go to his cube, kick in the door, say some bad assed shit, then make it so he's not alive anymore." - One mixer to another.
By Nemisis at Nov 27, 2005, 2:32 PM
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LEGEND
770 posts
"He tried ta turn me over fer cryo mano." … "That's cold."
-One mixer to another
By Damus at Dec 15, 2005, 9:42 PM
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BAKALAKA
127 posts
"Heh, donkey punched her so hard, found her SIC chip on the pillow the next morning."
-Guy on cell phone in RED sector
By Damus at Jan 6, 2006, 12:45 AM
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BAKALAKA
127 posts
"It's nice." - "Should be fer da price, das real synth-snake." - Two mixers discussing a trenchcoat.
By Nemisis at Jan 10, 2006, 8:34 PM
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LEGEND
770 posts
Agent Darko Gold [to Ganger Girl]: You're under arrest.
Agent Abriana Boggs says, "Under a motherfucking beat-down is more like it."
By Chaos at Jan 20, 2006, 12:00 PM
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BATA
218 posts
"He survived this time?" Two mixers talking about a gang leader's latest outing.
By Xeethot at Feb 13, 2006, 12:33 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
"There isn't a learning curve in the dome, it's a cliff. they push you off and say 'Fly Motherfucker, Fly!'"-heard outside the Drome.
"People die every day. Good people, bad people, doesn't matter. They die either way. �Me, I take care of my own." -anonomous gang leader to reporter.
By Mensaboy at Feb 27, 2006, 9:00 PM
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SPLATJOB
57 posts
"Goodbye cruel world… See you in an hour." - Mixer about to commit suicide
By InsaneRadical at Mar 4, 2006, 11:51 AM
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SPLATJOB
71 posts
Doctor says to RED clinic's new employee "Hmmm…. We don't have any typical nights."
By Jinx at Mar 7, 2006, 3:07 PM
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JUSTICE
414 posts
"Is that a gun in your pocket or…" *BLAM!!* - overheard at Sly's
By Iga at Apr 15, 2006, 1:47 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
"I fuckin love Battox Power Cells. They kick the Energizer Bunny's ass on a daily basis."
-overhead on public SIC
By BuddhaBrand at May 17, 2006, 1:45 AM
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BATA
263 posts
"He doesn't have a record, let him live." - Judge to Street Medic during riot
By ReeferMadness at May 30, 2006, 9:18 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
"Oh….shit.."-Agent watching a riot form
"Well...this wont look good....not at all...."-Judge to an Agent watching a riot brew.
By Biohazard at May 31, 2006, 2:30 AM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"Come on out with your hand above your head"- Judges taunting an infameous criminal
"I'm gonna regret this in the morning…" Thoughts of a Judge while taking on an entire street gang.
By Biohazard at Jul 28, 2006, 2:11 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
"YOU SET ME UP?!"
"Well, you did ask me to take you to him."
-Conversation between a Judge and Mixer
By InsaneRadical at Aug 20, 2006, 1:09 PM
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SPLATJOB
71 posts
- Anything good down there?
- Yes, thong, black, brazilian wax.
Mixers talking about a known TV reporter, live on TV.
By Xeethot at Aug 20, 2006, 3:06 PM
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ACE KOOL
628 posts
" Good mornin' " - A mixer making small talk before blowing another mixer's brains out
By InsaneRadical at Aug 30, 2006, 10:19 AM
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SPLATJOB
71 posts
"That might cut into my business."
"Not if I gave you a piece of my pie.."
-A mixer talking biz with a crime boss
By InsaneRadical at Sep 24, 2006, 8:53 PM
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SPLATJOB
71 posts
Quote: from InsaneRadical on 10:53 pm on Sep. 24, 2006[br]"That might cut into my business."
"Not if I gave you a piece of my pie.."-A mixer talking biz with a crime boss
* a mixer hitting on a crime boss***
bwhahaha
By Biohazard at Sep 24, 2006, 8:56 PM
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LEGEND
938 posts
By Chaos at Sep 24, 2006, 8:56 PM
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BATA
218 posts
"I wouldn't bother trying to knock some sense into his head. A bullet would probably be much more convincing at this point."
-A fixer hires a hitman to take care of his 'business issues'.
By Chaos at Sep 24, 2006, 10:18 PM
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BATA
218 posts
Wow, this thread has had so many responses that its started to break the forum file, lol.
Please start a NEW website quotes thread if there isn't already one. This one is now locked. Lots of laughs and memories in this one.
By Johnny at Oct 13, 2006, 4:02 PM
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JUSTICE
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