Strength Stat be like:
Sorry if some were posted before, I have goldfish tier memory.
Average gang beef on pubsic between the snakes and sinners
running into someone you immigrated with in the mix
Misjudge the distance in a ledge leap,
Eat candy that's out of date,
Use your private parts as Badlands bait.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to die-hie-hie, so many dumb ways to die,
Try to fight someone with a fork,
Do your own securetech work,
Teach yourself how to fly,
Pester a Judge with the dumb question: Why, why, why
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to die-hie-hie, so many dumb ways to die,
Invite a random shroud inside,
Scratch a fixer's brand new ride,
Take your helmet out in outer space,
Use the WCS incinerator as a hiding place,
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to die-hie-hie, so many dumb ways to die,
Keep a dune dragon as a pet,
Sell your vital organs on the gridnet,
Patch yourself up without clue,
Try to go streaking as a Mixer on the streets of Blue,
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to die-hie-hie, so many dumb ways to die,
Dress up like TERRA during gang war season,
Attack a solo for no good reason,
Try to jump across the Skywalk,
Press the buttons in the suicide booth,
Walk into the express tubes,
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly,
The dumbest ways to die, dumbest ways to die,
Dumbest ways to die-hie-hie-hie,
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.
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Was going to use this in a meme about artistry checks, but I fell asleep and forgot, so repurposed
Patrick's very well versed with the licensing terminal;