Bedtime Stories from the DarkSide.

Instead, IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!

(starting at the beginning to make it better)

me *answers my phone, at work*
idiot employee "I didn't make it to work today because my daughters in the hospital."

*background info, its 3:00 in the afternoon, he was due in at 7:00 that morning.  He had already missed one day, and been late on *

me "ok, well I fired you this morning at about 7:30."
idiot (now former) employee "oh"
me "goodbye"
*click*

*message on my phone in my office*
another idiot employee "My daughters in the hospital, that's why I wasn't in yesterday and won't be in today."
me "your fired"

background:
this guy is a slackass anyway, and yes its not the same guy, and this one occured two months after the other guy.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more... but then again, I always do when reading these boards.

As for Devi... appearing out of nowhere... uhhmm hmm.. Gothic people suck. I'm going to kill them all in their sleep. The first and most painful deaths will be that of the Cali Goths. I shall enjoy using certain chemicals to burn holes through their bodies slowly, watching them writhe in pain.

There's your FUCKING bedtime story. It's the FUCKING DARK SIDE. And what the FUCK does BANALITY mean?! Kinda sounds like banana. Mmmm... bananas.

Maybe next time it'll be Bedtime Stories from the Corner of 9th and Main St. That'll give you some sweet dreams. *cackles*

Strike that down as another stinger to the SD admin, tho perhaps not enough to stir said person to respond.

Actually, in the short space of the last 10 minutes you've managed to insult said person 3 times... Damn, you're good.

Banality, being banal. - adj. commonplace, trivial, unremarkable, dull, boring, cliched, corny, empty, everyday, Chant, hackneyed, humdrum, pedestrian, stale, stereotyped, tired, trite, unimaginative, unoriginal, VAPID!

Banana - herbaceous plant bearing fruit in tight bunches. Bananas (slang) - Go crazy. Chant.

You're right, they sound the same and there's even a disturbing similarity in their meaning.

Ras: Hey!  Gothic people don't just suck, we swallow, get it right.  ;-)

And you're right...  Banal, Banana, Chant...  They seem so similar!

*At this rate, I'll break Chairon's bank with the pennies*

Hey Chant, just a thought, but if you wanted a real story, why didn't you post a real story?  I would post mine on the boards, but I'm afraid to take up space that could otherwise be devoted to such trite and pedantic bickering.

And if you don't understand pedantic...  I have no pity.  You embody it well enough.

…maybe it's just that the American school system sucks that you are lost when large multiple syllable words come allong. No. Wait. Devi's american. hmmm...I suppose we could put monosylabic subtitles for the benifit of those with poor reading comprehension. Like usually you can figure out the meaning of the word by the sentance around it...hmmm...subtitles...may be the key here.

to Devi: First paragraph - correct.

(and wouldn't beating down someone's insecurities be a good thing??? that'd be more simply known as making someone feel better about themselves. contrary to what you lead me to think it means when you put 'kiss my ass' before it. aren't we a smart little writer.)

I try to be an intelligent, well spoken, sort of quiet person…especially on the BBB...

Sometimes, when people are immature and try to act like they're hot shit, I lose it.

Not an excuse...just an explanation.

*With all the cents today, I could buy a coffee*

Fucking A-1 wonderful... I had a little respect for you in your verbal sparring. 'Had' being the operative word, fagboy.

Here, can I get a kleenex for those tears? I'm so sorry, the alcohol made me do it. I was abused as a child. I found God but the priest was a kiddy fiddling pervert.
GROUP HUG!!!

Feh.

I didn't read -anything- into your post, I read into every one of your posts and MOO conversations since you blessed (?) us with your presence a few short days ago, thus building up a profile of who (or what) I'm dealing with. Twist your words whichever way you want, scribbler, I'll just maintain the consistent implications of my replies. You're a worthless fucknut who posts excessively about nothing of real interest to anyone but yourself.

I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave, I'm probably not the only one, but I doubt you will… Hrm... a player poll perhaps?

Anyway..

Bedtime stories from the dark side? �Hmmm... I might be able to pull something off the top of my head and write it here on the board...

Welp. �Here we go:
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Nasty yellow paint chips fell from the writhing, rolling, bedroom wall, and Joanna screamed as rotting wooden supports split themselves apart from corner to corner, revealing a splintered, black crevass ready to swallow her whole. The wall opened wide, sucking plastic toys and stuffed animals into its dark hungry maw, and Joanna gripped the metal doorstop with all her adolescent strength. �The wall laughed, loud and malevolent, as Joanna's twin bed seemingly slid across the mahogany floor of its own accord and leapt into its waiting gullet, exploding in a splintered array of wood and cotton stuffing as the mattress torn itself to shreds.

"Mommy!" Joanna cried, tears streaking her petrified face. �"MOMMY!" �

One by one, her small, sweaty fingers lost grip on the stubby piece of tarnished brass as the malign entity which was her wall exerted its will. �

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Want more? �I'll have to think up the rest of it.. but this one scene popped into mind…

Good luck with the audition!! Taking the tiara?

...House of Leaves. hmmm. Didn't you suggest that one to me before?

Wise man say, Man who sleep with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.

I couldn't of said it better myself.