"Howdy neighbor"
"Oh, well, you see, that is going to cost you…"
Guy 1 "Go ahead and kill me now man, cause there is no way I can make that kinda money"
Guy 2: ::Shrugs:: ::kills::
ironic no?
My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father.. prepare to die.
(Edited by Nemisis at 7:39 pm on Nov. 7, 2004)
"Darling, you must not squirm so…it ruins the overall effect." -unknown
"Hail to the king, baby" -Ash, Hardware Dept.
guy1: How would you like to not be able to see me for 4 days?!?
girl1: I would like tha a lot!
4 days later she could see out of one of her eyes.
*shrugs*
Ooh here is one!
gut1:"Nice watch." ::blam:: guy2:"Thanks, I like it too".-a corpie to a visiting mixer on GOLD.
"I gave you that blade in good faith.. You were a liar."
"Let's begin.. The killing time…"
(actual quotes from Aikao at one time or another)
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it will me!
Say goodnight, flyboy.
See, and here you thought you were smart. Well I got a tip for you: Dead fraggers ain't the brightest of the bunch, and your about to find out why!
(All of these I've actually witnessed before in the game.)
-Kevlar
guy 2: ::nods::
guy 1: So, what's a smart guy like you doing on a roof with a murderer like me?
I don't take credit for these yet, I still think they should be posted. Although I
-was- involved…just on the more embarassing side, heh.
(Edited by Starthereactor at 3:41 pm on Nov. 11, 2004)
*sigh* 'Today's just another day it sucks to be you.'
*looks at watch while pointing big gun at victim's eye* 'Don't worry, it'll be just as painless for your clone'
So, do you want it in the face or in the back?
*victim screaming in agony* That must hurt. �You want some help with that?
Just think of all the fun you'll have meeting me again tomorrow.
See, now this is why they say you should never bring a knife to a gunfight …
Since I like you, I'm not going to do you the dis-service of letting you live a horrible life as my personal bitch
Catch!
Look on the bright side, your clone won't have that horrible hangover.
If I were you, I'd be happy about not remembering what I'm about to do to you.
Say that again and I'll kill you, revive you and kill you again just for good measure.
Enjoy the view on the way down.
*while picking a gun up off the floor* Thanks. �Now I have something to remember you by.
You mean like this?
I can't believe you made that same mistake twice *big laugh* oh yeah, that's right, you don't remember. �Maybe the third time will be the charm.
God this is gonna feel good.
Judge [censored] I sentance you to .. aww fuck it.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
*shouting* One for the express elevator, going down!
Me? �Cold blooded?
Let me apologize for what I'm about to do.
Let's see just how good that new Nexus stuff is, shall we?
See, now I'm gonna have to dodge the Judges again.
What's one more?
At least you don't have to run anymore.
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Yeah, my characters/puppets have killed or planned (fantasized about) killing a few characters in thier day.
:)
