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Here is the (edited) text of an e-mail my boss and I sent out to the IT department and a few 'selected' users …

~snip

We will be testing this software at MyCo., for possible future deployment throughout all the facilities. �

Therefore, If you have any problems using the new features, please call the help desk at xXXXX or (name deleted) or myself. �Here is the Official announcement that will be going out if our testing is successful in IT.


The IT department is excited to announce Microsoft�s newest feature for email:

Voice Activated, Voice Operated Outlook Mail (VAVOOM).

Because this is a �server side� product, it is already available to all MIS Outlook users without requiring a client upgrade.

To initialize the voice features, bring up your Outlook Inbox (you will have to do this manually for security reasons). �Once your Inbox is displayed, simply say �VAVOOM� in a clear voice to activate the system. �You may have to repeat this step several times until the software �learns� your voice pattern. �A dialog box will indicate that you have been successful.

Voice commands are easy and intuitive:

OPEN MAIL � opens the oldest unread message
NEXT � closes the current message and opens the next unread message
DELETE � deletes the current message
CLOSE � closes the current message
EXIT � closes Outlook

In the near future, the system will be modified to support voice access to the global address book as well as your personal address book and contacts.

We hope you enjoy the convenience of using our new VAVOOM system.

/~snip


Umm, needless to say, it's been a bit loud at the office this morning ...

;)

I IM'ed Johnny in the middle of his work day to let him know that my parents had just gotten an Academy DVD  of The Matrix: Reloaded from my uncle… a feat not entirely uncommon, so it had a certian degree of credibility to it.

He was -really- excited. Until I pointed out what day it was.

-Kevlar

Didn't have much today, but when I was ten I stuffed my mom's shoes with kleenex. �She simply coulden't figure out why they didn't fit.

One of my friend's dad's told her and her friend when they were about seven that their baby calf had died, and *let it sink in until they started crying*. �Then he exploded with an energetic "April Fool's!". :shocked: �Needless to say, they about killed the guy.
A friend of mine told her mom that she was pregnant… She's like, 17. About the same thing as the calf story after that.

I didn't get to do anything, totally slipped my mind, and I had nothing planned.

Too bad.

Nothing much, but…at the restaurant where I wait tables, I was on the opposite side from the men's bathroom. The women's is right there, so men always walk up to it, look confused and ask where the men's room is.

Today, when asked, I said, "Sorry, we don't have one on April 1st."

A few of them looked confused, but most just laughed, and one commented I should have told him to use the bushes outside.

I love random little humor with strangers.

my roomate decided it would be funny to hide my house keys.

she then lost them…

i still havn't found them...

i must fight the urge to kill for a few more days... at least till she pays rent... :-)

uhm, lets see... funny april fools?....

one of my profs decided to tell us about a press release for a digital pro camera that doesn't cost the price of a small car and has all the bells and whistles AND equals -everything- that a film slr can do... *sigh*

it was cruel.

ok.. so that wasn't funny. that was sadly nerdy.
you have your IT humor i gots my photo...

*mumbles*

yes.. i know it's no longer april 1st. i havn't had a second to piss let alone type on the bgbb. IT"S APRIL 1ST IN MY WORLD... ugh.