Have you ever . . .
Done some stupid shit like this

. . . realized that you would like something in your pad off Lamb's Wake Drive and then switched tabs to search for it on Amazon . . . fuuuuuuuuck.

And sometimes I put full stops at the start of descriptions when I am writing things.

Also, I have used slang IRL more than I want to admit.. like at work.

I had been stealing a lot of taxi cabs in the game. They were the perfect balance of speed and handling. And they were everywhere and always available.

I was standing outside of the local bar with a few friends when a taxi cab pulled up to the stoplight. I literally took a step off of the curb towards it and then caught myself.

I have done that so many times. I say scan to everyone non-stop.