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I'm a shovel?
Well, I guess I reached my 500th post and didn't notice. Now, I'm tagged as a shovel. Why a shovel? Is it cause my head is shaped funny?
By Hirononbu at Aug 5, 2004, 7:32 AM
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Weird. I always wondered if like some people set their own, or if that message was just random or what. I wanna set my own tagline. and put my pic for my avatar like Iga! (when I get a decent pic of myself that is.)
By Jotun at Aug 5, 2004, 8:05 AM
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It's because you shovel a lot of shit onto the boards.
*cackles*
:o
By Iga at Aug 5, 2004, 8:10 AM
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By Hirononbu at Aug 5, 2004, 8:15 AM
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So will I get like, Dumptruck?
By Biohazard at Aug 5, 2004, 9:08 AM
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I'm a swiss army knife… :) \o/
By Xeethot at Aug 5, 2004, 10:33 AM
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I'm a Dil…..
Oh wait. We allready covered this.
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Aug 5, 2004, 11:20 AM
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brixton's a tool, murphy's a tool, and Tool's a ….... nevermind
:biggrin:
least that's what it said in complaints....
By Jotun at Aug 5, 2004, 3:43 PM
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By Nemisis at Aug 5, 2004, 6:50 PM
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The lesson to learn here is that you should be careful what you declare you are. I just might take it to heart and make it known. ;)
Blame it on my mom and many years of asking 'Can you make me a <insert food item>?' and her going 'Ok, your a <insert food item>.' in a smart-assed reply.
By Johnny at Aug 5, 2004, 6:57 PM
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Can I be a Katananographer? Or, is that a bit too long?
By Nemisis at Aug 5, 2004, 7:00 PM
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can you make me the official MOO Mac lover? :)
By Lotus at Aug 6, 2004, 9:51 AM
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Hey, Lotus, didn't you make fun of me a few years ago for owning a Mac?
Hmmm….my how things change once you see the other side!
By Iga at Aug 6, 2004, 11:24 AM
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Negative…I've never ripped on them, even before owning one.
By Lotus at Aug 6, 2004, 2:43 PM
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I have, and will continue to. I will concede they are good multimedia machines though. (though I have no basis for that belief other than what everyone's told me)
By Jotun at Aug 6, 2004, 3:12 PM
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They are very good machines, period. :)
By Lotus at Aug 7, 2004, 12:23 AM
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i wanna be a corn muffin, or Monkey MOO Man
By FatDilbert at Aug 9, 2004, 9:01 AM
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Macs are one thing above all else.
SEXY
Keep your boring Dells, and home mades, and 'AMD' chipsets. They are about as sexy as a 300 pound russian woman. Mac's are lithe, fast, slick, and smooth. They glide through the computer world as the elite machines they are. The top end Mac's cost more because you are paying for the status of having a Mac.
Anyone who tosses about tech specs and 'oh, they have less games' or 'they are good multimedia machines' is just not getting it, and will probably be driving that boring old HP desktop for the rest of time.
And I am a meat popsicle.
By Iga at Aug 9, 2004, 5:50 PM
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You son of a bitch. All day I have been trying to figure out which movie thats from.
Is it Fifth element?
By Nemisis at Aug 9, 2004, 9:55 PM
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Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Yep that's the 5th element. Anyone who hasn't seen it better go rent it or so help me bob ( ;) ) I'm gonna track you down toss a copy in the DVD and pin your eyelids open. It's boardering CP (a little jokey rather than gritty) and Ruby Red is one of the most hilarious characters in a movie I've seen. Not to mention, Lalu (sp) is double fine.
By Bixby at Aug 10, 2004, 5:49 AM
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If we want to talk sexy, let's go with Alienware. Course, I'd have to sell a testicle to afford one.
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 6:31 AM
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Alienware is not sexy.
Alienware is overpriced gaming hardware.
Macs are sexy machines in the sense that they are sleek, sophisticated, beautiful machines.
By Lotus at Aug 10, 2004, 10:12 AM
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So, I guess that makes me the only one that wants to have sexy with little, grey aliens then…. :bugeyed:
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 10:47 AM
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Mac's have those unexplainably perfect lines and curves that I've only seen on moded cases made with a loving and patient hand but most importantly a designer eye.
Mmm prettyness.
By Bias at Aug 10, 2004, 11:04 AM
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My laptop is black, and sexy… anything with 4 USB ports is sexy.
Oh... and I'm a gimpie with 333 posts as of this one. Why is it that I've been here longer than most of you all with 500 posts? You really must shovel a lot of crap on the boards.... hehehehehehe.
(Edited by Lucifer at 1:07 pm on Aug. 10, 2004)
By Lucifer at Aug 10, 2004, 11:05 AM
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USB's just don't do it for me, their so damn small. Even a parallel port isn't good enough. I need something like the old 5 inch floppy drives.
Umm, anyone know the number of a good shrink?
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 11:09 AM
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Quote: from Hirononbu on 12:09 pm on Aug. 10, 2004[br]
Umm, anyone know the number of a good shrink?
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html
*twinkles*
By Bias at Aug 10, 2004, 11:29 AM
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Umm, that wasn't very helpful. Plus, I wanted to have sex with the program….
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:18 PM
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I'm Your Local Street Samurai.
Dammit.
By Aikao at Aug 10, 2004, 2:21 PM
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I'm not sure what that has to do with me wanting to go to bed with aliens and computers.
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:24 PM
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Its the original topic, you asshat!
By Aikao at Aug 10, 2004, 2:24 PM
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You're a Topic Nazi is what you are.
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:25 PM
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Actually, I'm just very late in posting. Haven't had the internet for the past week or two.
By Aikao at Aug 10, 2004, 2:26 PM
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So I noticed, welcome back mano.
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:27 PM
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And another thing. �How come Xee gets to be a swiss army knife now, but I had to wait until 500 posts to be a shovel?
Damn, I didn't even remember calling myself a shovel. Well, ok…I embrace it. *embraces a shovel*
*is pulled off the shovel by some cops yelling, "That's the pervert who likes to have sex with aliens and computers. Must be really desperate, going after a shovel like that."*
(Edited by Hirononbu at 2:35 pm on Aug. 10, 2004)
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:32 PM
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I think you have to pray to Johnny for it. He being the main MOO deity and all.
By Aikao at Aug 10, 2004, 2:35 PM
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By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 2:38 PM
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Quote: from Hirononbu on 2:32 pm on Aug. 10, 2004[br]And another thing. �How come Xee gets to be a swiss army knife now, but I had to wait until 500 posts to be a shovel?
I blame the thread and my constant worshiping of the gods.
By Xeethot at Aug 10, 2004, 6:46 PM
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Quote: from Xeethot on 6:46 pm on Aug. 10, 2004[br]
I blame the thread and my constant worshiping of the gods.
Suck up, brown noser…teacher's pet!
By Hirononbu at Aug 10, 2004, 9:04 PM
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you are paying for the status of having a Mac[\quote]ooh, let's dish out a bunch of money for the name, or the "look" You'll be the guy who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on your ferarri that I pull up to and smoke with a 40 thousand dollar toyota. What are you guys putting on a computer show or somthing? The only part of my computer I ever look at is my 20" trinatron flat screen, and damn, it's beautiful, who cares if the side's falling off of my case.
Oh btw: I'd dish out the money for an alienware any day(if I had it) and gaming wise it'd blow any mac I've ever read about out of the frickin water, not to mention the key draw to non-mac CPU's: their easy to upgrade, that's right kiddies so when your beautiful mac is out of date I'll be swapping the guts out of my ugly case, and not dishing out another 2 grand.
It's just like murph said with metallica though, the die-hard mac lovers won't even be tempted by the notion that there may be a better AMD/pentium machine out there, regardless of the specs their shown, so it's a loosing argument.
By Jotun at Aug 11, 2004, 1:59 PM
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And just like Murphy and Metallica, every post you make about Macs shows how truly ignorant you are.
I don't really agree that you're paying for status…you're paying for something that does show you appreciate a little style with your substance (you're supposed to be cyberpunk, what can't you fucking understand this?), and care that your computer is more than just a machine, and appreciate a company that puts as much effort into designing the outside as what powers it.
Ask Johnny, ask Iga, ask Kevlar...2 people in the tech industry, Iga a very artistic person....what machines they prefer. Mac all the way, you better believe it.
If you want a very beautiful machine that's extremely good at doing things that matter, Mac is it.
I'm glad that Alienware designed a machine for the sole purpose of getting 12-year-olds to beg their parents into raping their wallets , but I'm past that.
Rip on Macs all you want, but gaming aside, most people have a very hard time finding a reason why Macs are 'bad'. That's like saying "My Geo Metro is a BAD car because it won't do 0-60 in 3.4 seconds." Easy to rip on something when you're pointing out that it can't do something it wasn't really designed to do.
When was the last time you had to deal with some spyware? The latest virus that no-one can protect against for another couple days? Funny, haven't had to worry about any of that. I plugged my brand new iBook, and was surfing the net 5 minutes out of the box, without worrying about AV, updates, or Spybot. It's worth the money, thanks so much.
Apple is a bit overpriced, but not nearly as much as most people argue. You get equal/arguably greated performance, and a very sexy machine.
And about that Ferrari comment...you should know better, at least I thought you knew better. I'm not delving into the reasons you pay more, but you should know better.
(Edited by Lotus at 2:36 pm on Aug. 11, 2004)
(Edited by Lotus at 2:36 pm on Aug. 11, 2004)
By Lotus at Aug 11, 2004, 2:23 PM
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I had a big long rant explaining why Apple is sexy, and why Mac's are great machines.
But I'm preaching to the converted. Anyone who's used them knows. Anyone with good taste and an eye for design knows.
If you don't know, you don't. Nothing I can do about it. Your loss chum.
(Lotus, on a side note, I don't think they are over priced. We chated at work here about it…and we figure the solid and functional intergration of hardware and software that you find on a MAC is worth it, just in the time it saves loading drivers, downloading drivers, and troubleshooting incompatabilities with hardware components. Like you said, out of the box and ready to run.)
Oh, and Photoshop CS and the Adobe CS suite suck.
Suck hard.
And I've been Le Bitch for ages...before I even had a BgBB account titled Iga.
:)
By Iga at Aug 11, 2004, 3:50 PM
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I've been Le Pimp for quite some time…
By Xeethot at Aug 11, 2004, 3:54 PM
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seriously…
can I be a corn muffin?
By FatDilbert at Aug 11, 2004, 5:44 PM
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By Lotus at Aug 11, 2004, 6:00 PM
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ok, ok, like I said before I have little basis for my dislike of -new- macs. Tell me why, other than the looks, that a mac, is better than a AMD/Pentium machine. What specs/compatability/whatever, makes them better. And pelase don't cite spcific compaq/hp/sony systems, assume the best mac vs the best home built(can you even do that with macs) machine. Please educate my peon of a technological mind as I'm obviously a technical idioit because I don't like macs.
Oh by the way, it didn't even take me 5 minutes to get online with my "new" p3 600 compaq armada, so that's no real feat. and I use tons of file transfer, and have never had any real Virus/spyware problems, so whatever on that.
By Jotun at Aug 11, 2004, 6:25 PM
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benchmark tests. such as those used in 3d and animation graphix rendering. benchmark tests prove that Mac's outperform AMD/pentium at lower speeds. simple. ;) (meaning my g4 wich is under 1ghz out performs my P4 1.9 ghz. yup. oh, and less ram.)
Simple.
Sexy.
Mac.
PS plums!!!!
By Tool at Aug 11, 2004, 6:29 PM
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For some reason I've never found a computer sexy. At all.
By Biohazard at Aug 11, 2004, 6:31 PM
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you could put a few nude pics on it, that could help the decorum of your module
By FatDilbert at Aug 11, 2004, 6:33 PM
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Not even with naked pics all over?
i mean.. shit.
<.<
Whistles innocently
>.>
^.^
By Tool at Aug 11, 2004, 6:33 PM
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ARUAGHAUGHAUGH FUCK.
CUTESY ANIME FACES.
…..
wield conciliator
aim at tool
By Aikao at Aug 11, 2004, 6:39 PM
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*pets Aikao*
You go get 'em.
By Bias at Aug 11, 2004, 6:41 PM
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By Tool at Aug 11, 2004, 6:42 PM
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I'm the Zealot!
Go ahead someone, try and rip on anything I like, ohhh, just try!
Just kidding. Peace and love to all, including Murphy. Jotun too, if he'll drop the Metallica shit and quit bringing it up in every single topic he posts in. :)
By Lotus at Aug 11, 2004, 8:34 PM
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I still think I should be "The Local Street Samurai."
Guess I can only hope. :P
I wonder if anyone even remembers that old @look_place of mine.
By Aikao at Aug 11, 2004, 10:23 PM
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I still wanna be a Katananographer. �I don't know what it means, but its sexier then a mac.
On the topic of Macs. I'm all about the sexy look and shit, but I grew up using them, and i prefer PCs. You can get a Sony Zion or whatever those cool looking PCs are if yuo want the actual machine too look good..
I'd prefer to spend half the money and just build it myself though. $600 bucks got me a slick case, 512 chip of DDR, a 2600+ athalon proccessor, a DVD/R/RW/CDR/RW, A normal CD drive, a Radeon 9200 video card, and a Creative Soundblaster Audigy Pro 2 sound card.
Thats damn decent for 600 bucks.
(Edited by Nemisis at 1:42 am on Aug. 12, 2004)
By Nemisis at Aug 11, 2004, 10:38 PM
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Quote: from Aikao on 10:23 pm on Aug. 11, 2004[br]I still think I should be "The Local Street Samurai."Guess I can only hope. �:P
I wonder if anyone even remembers that old @look_place of mine.
I remember it. Ah back in the day. Good times, good times.
By Hirononbu at Aug 12, 2004, 7:33 AM
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All I have to say is this:
savoureuses grignotises au riz!
Oh yeah, you heard me.
By Iga at Aug 12, 2004, 12:13 PM
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Bixby: It is pronounced MeeLah YoHoVic I belive.
mmm…..Milla....
By Iga at Aug 12, 2004, 12:17 PM
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oh. and i'm an outsider. but i already have a label so i guess i'll stick with that.
rice cakes?
By Bias at Aug 12, 2004, 12:56 PM
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Except rice cakes aren't very tasty.
By Hirononbu at Aug 12, 2004, 12:58 PM
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au contrare mon frares.
These are the yummiest of rice cakes.
(Hey, anyone remember what this topic was about?)
By Iga at Aug 13, 2004, 10:45 AM
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Me being a shovel, and, by extention, lots of shit on the board. Basically, this topic has no topic now.
Tea? I belive that's how you put it Bias.
By Hirononbu at Aug 13, 2004, 3:06 PM
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I'M A CORN MUFFIN!!! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
By FatDilbert at Aug 15, 2004, 4:13 PM
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Quote: from Iga on 12:17 pm on Aug. 12, 2004[br]Bixby: It is pronounced MeeLah YoHoVic I belive.mmm…..Milla....
Did I miss something? Ahh nevermind, had to look back like 5 pages to see what you where referring to.
(Edited by Bixby at 12:28 pm on Aug. 16, 2004)
By Bixby at Aug 16, 2004, 12:27 PM
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Isn't that that hot ass chick from Fifth Element?
By Nemisis at Aug 18, 2004, 9:30 AM
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Uhh… no. That's Leelo. LEE-lu.
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Aug 18, 2004, 1:32 PM
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What does that have to do with rice cakes?
By Iga at Aug 18, 2004, 1:33 PM
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I would eat rice cakes out of her…
mmmmmmm
By Xeethot at Aug 18, 2004, 3:59 PM
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Damn you, Bruce Willis. Corban Dallas, what kind of name is that.
By Hirononbu at Aug 18, 2004, 4:24 PM
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Actually I think it was Korben, with a K.
Leeloo: "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass."
Korben Dallas: "Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Korben Dallas: "Newlywed, just married."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Korben Dallas: "Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love."
You should hear fucking Johnny immitate Leelo. He's seen the movie enough times he can speak the same language she does in that scene when they first meet the priest.
Cracks me up every time.
That movie, BTW, has some of the best one liners EVER!
Policeman: Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Ah, negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Mr. Zorg: Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Finger: Oh yeah, I forgot. You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
Korben Dallas: Well, at least the cat comes back.
Head of Military: Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
Head Scientist: Yeah, can't wait to meet him!
I want a ZF1…
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Aug 18, 2004, 5:40 PM
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Mr. Zorg: And a Flamethrower!!…My favorite.
By Starthereactor at Aug 19, 2004, 6:56 PM
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I have to say, Chris Tucker was awesome in that movie.
One of my favorites defintily.
Korben: "I only speak two languges lady! English, and bad english."
Korben: "You wanna play it soft, we'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard… we'll play it hard."
By Nemisis at Aug 20, 2004, 8:24 PM
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God damn you guys…
Rushes off to download 5th element to watch it yet again..
By Jotun at Aug 22, 2004, 10:45 AM
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