Allandra can frisk you while your aiming at her.
Aikao gets the first combat round. While he's sleeping.
Moss can cut you. In the recombination chamber.
Yoshiyuki is on TV.
Nicadeamus could sell you a lit cigarette.
Null Void is so contagious: his banishment resulted in the death of the indiginous tribes surrounding withmore.
If Seven Ecks touches his katana: people die. If he touches himself: The CJ cries.
Hannya once sold 200 liters of V-202 to a deathball mom on the commision of drug-free athletics.
Editor Jamerson doesn't have to open a grid mail to know whats in it.
Zachariah Smith has forgotten more about the mix then you will ever know.
If your charisma isn't past the curve, don't bother talking to Iga.
If Johnny puppets a judge, you -will- die.
Murphy doesn't bleed; he pours guinness stout.
Rychek's other arm is a flamethrower.
Zsolt sleeps with his WAI 984R tactical shotgun.
Null Void once strapped Zenigra to the clinic bed, during combat. It had no effect.
Seven Ecks doesn't carve turkey. He carves people.
(Edited by ReeferMadness at 3:34 pm on June 5, 2006)
Lucifer can jump off NLM's tower… and walk away from it.
Gally can kill Judges with a sword... while sitting down.
Judge Dominik can drop a grenade in a heavily populated Green stree, kill dozens of people, and walk away barely scratched.
Judge Casey can walk into a bar, point at someone, and then shoot them before they realized he had already drawn his gun.
Astrophel can put anything into any space at any time with no problems... and then carry it all around under a trenchcoat.
(Edited by Wren at 3:23 pm on April 13, 2006)
Seven Ecks doesn't cheat on his girlfirends, his other personalities do.
Judge Murphy allowed himself to be crucified because he felt the WJF needed a permenant presence in the Mix.
Old Man Thompson doesn't worry about Yellow-5 when he drinks Mountain Dew.
The Russian in Rocky IV would not have agreed to fight Zenigra.
Ari Franks knows what you did last Summer.
Snake is on a plane.
Kevlar thinks you are well rested and feeling near death.
If Iga thinks you should learn mix-mash, you will fucking learn mix-mash.
Gerik Phillips could sleep kill you, while you're awake.
The sqaure root of Johnny is #-1.
Lance Lived.
The Akalumpa is a nice guy, really.
During Rampage MOO, Aikao gave back his 1000ue. He wanted it to be a fair fight.
Wildfire can hide in the locker room at the New Rose Hotel.
Nicadeamus doesn't need to haggle at the market.
Silvan can attack newbies, their first day.
When Ranier orders a pizza at Bitchen Chiken, he gets it. Every time.
Judge Pratts smile is able to cure aids. Judge Pratt has never smiled.
Aikon can hold a sniper rifle. In one hand.
Edit:
Zach can use 9mm extended magazines. In a Seburo.
(Edited by Nemisis at 6:45 pm on April 13, 2006)
Zsolt once Judged everyone working at Bitchen Chiken becuase they refused his order of Razor wire in his burger, insisting it was "His way".
Zach once resurrected a permed newbie only to kill him again for not paying his bar tab.
Void doesn't take drugs to get high, the drugs take him.
Snake once turned a Judge into chop sui just by looking at him. The stir fry was delicious.
Stinger never existed because he figured out a way to trick being into thinking it was nothingness.
Aikao can be at two places at the same time.
Snake can kill you and talk at his progia at the same time.
There's a 'help sex' but no 'help masturbation'.
Allandra can dodge raindrops.
Preceeding every RampageMOO to date the Sindome server has gone down in some form of critical error. These server crashes are a retroactive result of Aikao adding 1000 ue to his long blade skill and being able to cut faster than the speed of light, resulting in a collapse of the space time continuum.
When Chaos coined the phrase 'What You Say?!' Iga laughed himself to death. The current controller of the Iga bit is a twelve year old girl from Omaha, Nebraska named Louise-Anne.
Iga makes the -BEST- Tripple Chocolate KO Brownies in the world. They are so good that even DEA Agents will let them cross the border.
Bixby can drink an entire bottle of Jagger and a case of Red Bull in one evening while playing Dance Dance Revolution. Really. I've seen it.
Every time Snake dies a demon gets its wings.
Every time Nicadeamus died an angel cried.
Every time Lucifer died the devil himself came up from hell to personally hand Lucifier his Genetek clone scrubs.
Every time Aikao dies a cult in the badlands sacrifices 3 virgins, 2 goats, and blow up a Holden.
Every time Wildfire dies a half million chyen in bounties get cashed in and one million chyen in bounties are issued.
Every time Allandra dies … wait, Allandra dies?!
Flemings once blew up the metro with a self-destructing recombination tank from Viriisoma. The metro was offline for a week.
Cerberus once carried 50 cups of free coffee out of the Drome, just so he wouldn't dye of thirst while exploring the Badlands. He did this three times and lived to tell the tale.
Flemings used to hop around and beat people with his prosthetic leg.
Cerberus jumped off of the flophouse on Lambs Wake three times and lived to tell the tale. He subsequently rode the metro to Gold and was subdued by five WJF Guards puppeted by Johnny.
- Iga
Reworded: Deven is such a hard ass that he came back from the dead just to make the lives of a new generation difficult.
Welcome back, Devon.
I know, it's self indulgent and will make people spit their dummies out… but meh. :)
Hi Damon. ;)
Ya'll scan? Is anything here IC relevant? No, Damon posted a comment that basically retold IC information less than a week old, and Damon should bloody know better.
Bad Damon.
*thwaps*
:)
Just another chyen in the bucket,
Grim
After he raised charisma, Aikao smelled so bad he made holograms at the mag-lev vomit uncontrollably.
Gerik Phillips doesn't hide. He disappears.
Alex Moss can fit 65 rounds in a 30-round 9mm extended magazine.
Allandra Johanson and Patrick Murphy are actually the law. You can find it in section R9-62 in the Withmore Book of Law.
Wildfire can kill you and sell your gear while asleep inside his nightclub.
Morgan is not 'The Sniper.' He just jumps off roofs with a rifle for fun.
Ezekiel is not a human being. He is the Easter Bunny of frag grenades.
Yoshiyuki is the major stockholder of Osakasama Beer.
Aikao only has one hand, the upper hand.
Ivan donates gallons of blood a year to charity, however, it has never been his own.
When Doc Johns has left over body parts, he doesn't trash them. He sells them to Bitchin' Chicken.
Like any good mixer, Doc Johns has all the necessary parts: two arms, two legs, intestines, one liver, two kidneys, one stomach, one heart, and two brains, all for sale.
(Edited by Grim at 5:43 pm on July 18, 2006)
Last I knew, Johnny can't shoot for shit.
Do not piss off Firestorm, the gnome cannon will fuck you up.
Quote: from Lujan on 4:03 pm on Oct. 11, 2006[br]You sit cross-legged on the floor.
Volkyre darts towards you and cuts right, throwing you off balance before he slams his shoulder into you and sends you staggering backwards. Flailing to keep your footing, you can only watch as Volkyre spins round and fires his WJF Enforcer… and misses.
Volkyre is such a lousy shot he cant hit his opponent when the perp is sitting down.
*chuckles*
Quote: from SoulExistence on 4:12 pm on Nov. 20, 2006[br]eight out of ten female characters *are* boys.
Ahahaha….
Ethicol will not cremate a corpse… but it does make for an excellent spare rib marinade. Just ask Murphy.
Judge Chuck Norris is the only man in Withmore who can kill Aikao...with a roundhouse kick to the face.
Judge Chuck Norris can kill any man with a roundhouse kick to the face. No questions.
Judge Chuck Norris didn't accept the title of Chief Justice because he felt a desk would weigh him down in a fight.
There is no Enforcer II in Judge Chuck Norris' holster; only another fist.
Du-Wear is the product of Judge Chuck Norris shitting leather each time he eats a ganger for breakfast.
The chief export of Judge Chuck Norris is clone death.
Bullets dodge Judge Chuck Norris.
(Edited by Grim at 10:15 pm on Jan. 4, 2007)
No holds bared!
