>Question 1:
>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
>deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
>you recommend that she have an abortion?
>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
>Question 2:
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
>Here are the facts about the three candidates.
>Candidate A
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
>had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
>Candidate B
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
>and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>Candidate C
>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>Which of these candidates would be your choice?
>Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
>-------------------------------------------------------------
>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
>If you said YES you just killed Beethoven.
>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
>Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
>Never be afraid to try something new.
>Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
>Professionals...built the Titanic
>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
>than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
>29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>7 have been arrested for fraud
>19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>3 have done time for assault
>71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
>Can you guess which organization this is?
>Give up yet?
>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
>The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
>designed to keep the rest of us in line.
>Leslie Hinson
>Hoyle Elementary
>LPSB Technology Dept.
>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
>deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
>you recommend that she have an abortion?
>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
>Question 2:
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
>Here are the facts about the three candidates.
>Candidate A
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
>had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
>Candidate B
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
>and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>Candidate C
>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>Which of these candidates would be your choice?
>Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
>-------------------------------------------------------------
>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
>If you said YES you just killed Beethoven.
>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
>Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
>Never be afraid to try something new.
>Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
>Professionals...built the Titanic
>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
>than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
>29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>7 have been arrested for fraud
>19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>3 have done time for assault
>71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
>Can you guess which organization this is?
>Give up yet?
>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
>The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
>designed to keep the rest of us in line.
>Leslie Hinson
>Hoyle Elementary
>LPSB Technology Dept.
LEGEND
