so I ws walkin down Fuller the other day and what the hell should happen, but this god damned drug addict claws his way onto me. He's bitchin and moanin about how he's down and out and needs some candy. I had to kick the fucker in the teeth three times to shut him up...
Oh, wait, what does that have to do with what ever happened the other night...
*wanders off, muttering about tulip bulbs and grandmothers*