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1- You're getting dressed up for a semi-formal dance, and the first thought in your head when you look in the mirror is: "Christ on a crutch, I look like a corpie."
*cough*
Yeah, the above is a true incident that happened to me 15 minutes ago. Do I need help? ;O)
By Lotus at Dec 7, 2002, 1:44 PM
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SOLO
343 posts
2- When you dream in ANSI.
By Murphy at Dec 7, 2002, 1:47 PM
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LEGEND
951 posts
3- When you describe consciousness, as the time after you @quit.
By Molochai at Dec 7, 2002, 1:48 PM
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BAKALAKA
119 posts
4 - When you tell people at school to 'Stay calm Citizen'
By Iga at Dec 8, 2002, 12:16 AM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
5- When you type "say" before anything you type in a chat room or on AIM.
6- When you become frustrated when MOO-based emotes won't work in a chat room or on AIM.
By Grim at Dec 28, 2002, 6:25 AM
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STREET SAM
487 posts
7- when you use
"/me throws a decaying sewer rat carcass at X"
constantly on irc
hello, my name is izy and i'm a /meaholic.
By Bias at Dec 28, 2002, 1:59 PM
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GATO
568 posts
8) You wake up in a cold sweat at 4:30 am and log on to make sure you locked your character's door.
9) You swear the person that seems to be following you is Moss/Allandra/Gerik/[Insert whoever here]
By Max at Dec 29, 2002, 12:52 PM
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BATA
232 posts
10) When You start thinking command oriented…like when you walk around and go places..."Open o" "go o" "Close </roomname>"...when you leave your room and such....or maybe when you begin wishing that your characters history was really you life history ....i dunno just a guess.?
By Aldis at Dec 29, 2002, 2:11 PM
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NEWBIE
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11) You want to talk to a friend so you do it via your mind and get upset when it's been ten minutes and they don't SIC you back
12) Look up at the snow and wonder how much it costs to make it fall everywhere like that
By Tylissa at Dec 29, 2002, 8:22 PM
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CHUMMER
198 posts
When you become a stressed out admin and explode.
By Iga at Dec 29, 2002, 10:14 PM
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LEGEND
1,294 posts
You guys remember that old comercial from the eighties with the couple sitting there alternately saying:
Been there, done that.
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Dec 29, 2002, 10:15 PM
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LEGEND
977 posts
When you look up, and realize everything's a mess, the coffee pot has boiled out, the litterbox is overflowing, and you've missed work for three days straight.
By Grim at Dec 30, 2002, 6:04 AM
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STREET SAM
487 posts
i remember the commercial with the theiving squirells…. i think it was a cereal commercial.
yup.
By Bias at Dec 30, 2002, 1:22 PM
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GATO
568 posts
By Johnny at Dec 30, 2002, 1:31 PM
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JUSTICE
3,038 posts
God damned squirrels…always takin my cereal. Always diggin up the tulip bulbs...
*shakes a fist*
Aww...so fuzzy, so cute...
You know you've been on Sindome too much when you start living on Dome Standard Time.
By Nicadeamus at Dec 30, 2002, 4:30 PM
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STREET SAM
411 posts
-When you try to compare your @stats to those of your college dorm-mates.
-When you can't open a jar of pickles and decide to "up your strength" with your next UE.
-When you start comparing your fighting abilities to everyone around you (especially those hobos in the park outside the dorms..)
-When you buy a trenchcoat because you think you can hide two katanas underneath it. (cough….)
By Aikao at Dec 30, 2002, 6:10 PM
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ACE KOOL
630 posts
…you have a twenty-foot length of surgical tubing running from your urethral catheter to the toilet down the hall.
How that would work, I have absolutely no clue...
Yet another post from your neighborhood Enron shareholder.
By Grim at Jan 1, 2003, 6:28 AM
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STREET SAM
487 posts
…your armpits smell like six-day-old cups of onion juice.
This message brought to you by Paper-Shredders-R-Us, the #1 retailer of wood-pulp destroying products, and proud sponsor of the "Keep Enron Afloat So Our Sales Don't Sink" campaign.
Grimmy
By Grim at Jan 2, 2003, 7:09 AM
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STREET SAM
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